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Episode 137: Separated by Emojis

How Was Your Week? sponsored by Foxbox VPN . Weeks go by super fast for Foxtrot. Bandito wakes up at a decent time; waking up and getting out of bed are two different things. Arthur had the free Slurpee game all wrong. . 451 Degrees Fahrenheit, Fire of Four Suns hot sauce . How Foxtrot makes quesadillas . Dou-ble 👏 Dip-It 👏 Down— . Emo band name: Separated by Emojis . Scream choir . Debut album: Separation Anxiety, Track 1: Separation ❌, Track 2: 35 Minutes of Silence 3️⃣5️⃣🕒🤫, Track 3: Anxiety 😰 . All song titles by Separated by Emojis are emojis. . X’s for Eyes: xx4ii . Names in Parentheses . Quantimino: 4 new emojis . What I Had For Lunch: Sous vide chicken sandwich, Fried rice, Pizza, Busway . This is the Newz . PlayStation owner accidentally buys 11 years of PlayStation Plus membership . Ennio Morricone, Influential Creator of Music for Modern Cinema, Dies at 91 . Woman, 29, with 52.8-inch legs says she loves showing them off . Vehicle with stolen plates crashes into restaurant on Edmonton’s 118 Avenue . 13 coronavirus cases linked to Playhouse strip club in Romulus . The Accidental Invention of the Slip ‘N Slide . Best Guns For Alien Invasion . ‘Costco Karen’ Goes Viral After She Throws Temper Tantrum From Being Asked to Wear Face . Mask . Aichi man arrested again after having slashed over 1,000 women’s tires to get to know them better . The Nigerian Email Scammer Who Stole Millions From Premier League Club, NY Law Firm, Banks . Frog stows away from Colombia to Wales in shipment of bananas . St. Charles angler catches 112-pound catfish on Mississippi River . Chicken makes daring escape in Instacart driver’s trunk . Could Black Holes Be The Dark Matter Our Universe Needs? . PSVR Patent Describes Technology That Displays Ads Within Headsets . KFC Completes Nationwide Switch from Potato Wedges to New Secret Recipe Fries . New twist on an old favorite: Taco Bell debuts ‘Grilled Cheese’ burrito . Al pastor from the corner store: How to make Spam tacos . Weird Japanese vending machine find: Soda that looks like mayonnaise . Man dragged while hanging out of stolen car driven by girlfriend . Meet the Owner of the World’s Largest Pizza Box Collection . eSkootr is a high-speed electric scooter racing series launching in 2021 . Japanese Aquariums Track Penguins’ Dramatic, Salacious Love Lives Through Complex Flowcharts . Slovakia police dog sniffs out $2.26B in methamphetamine seizure . Google launches balloon-powered internet service in Kenya . Woman claims she was scammed out of thousands on Venmo . Tetris is now a daily game show with cash prizes . Egg-cellent Adventure . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Grand Tetons . Harbor Freight jack stands are jacked up (again) . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite Flyrite

Episode 136: Xmas in July (Edge On)

The Burrito Bandito got his tools to work on his truck. . Foxtrot reviews a 2020 Nissan Altima; he would rather his 240 . Budissy in the Slam City vernacular . Free Slurpees . Home Game on Netflix . Minute to Win It with Apollo Ono flexing at the camera . Official Sport of Slam City: Urethrus . What I Had For Lunch . Easy, greasy chimicheesy . This is the Newz . Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental Health . Lamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroom . Nasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into space . NASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challenge . Man takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify him . Man Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly Wrong . Rob Paulsen Promises the New ‘Animaniacs’ Episodes Stay True to the Original . Couple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Caesars pizza . The Perfect Art Heist: Hack the Money, Leave the Painting . New Giant Evangelion Attraction Opening In Japan . Costco stops selling half-sheet cakes . Ancient Japanese birds looked a lot like New Zealand’s monster penguins . Trip to the store for hot dogs leads man to $100,000 lottery jackpot . Crater of Diamonds visitor finds 2.23-carat brown diamond in the dirt . Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas and Daddy Juice Energy . Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog . Boy, 10, has a five-foot cable stuck in bladder ‘for five years’ . Family too scared to leave house after 25,000 bees invade kids’ garden trampoline . School board member in Oklahoma spotted drinking a beer during board meeting . Semi crash leaves road covered in French fries . Japan awards first-ever ninja studies degree . New hack runs homebrew code from DVD-R on unmodified PlayStation 2 . The Pokémon Go grandpa’s bike evolves to hold 64 smartphones . Alien invaders’ AI found on Mars searching for signs of life . New compounds from starfish show efficacy against cancer cells. . Shaquille O’Neal and Papa John’s Pizza launch Shaq-a-Roni Pizza with company’s largest slices . This recipe combines mac and cheese and queso fundido into one dish . Victorian farmers perfect a smoked eggs . Scientists say whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs . ‘Half Baked 2’ Headed for Production After Receiving Coveted California Tax Credit . Huge Wendy’s and Pizza Hut franchisee files for bankruptcy . A Dog’s Life: Russia’s only Corgi Cop calls it quits . Biggest gold fraud breaks in China: 83 tons of gold bars used as loan collateral turned out to be copper . Hair weaves from Chinese prison camps seized . Egyptian belly-dancer given three-year jail term for ‘inciting debauchery’ . A 100-mph car chase in California ends with suspect driving over cliff and into the Pacific Ocean . Italian police seize over $1 billion of ‘ISIS-made’ amphetamines . Man takes 92 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . Egg-cellent Adventure: Ajitama . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

Episode 135: Beaded Curtain District

How Was Your Week: Bandito got some new tools. Foxtrot’s world is on fire. Arthur’s home Internet pulses with the pandemic. Gemini’s weeks fly and the work is never done. . What I Had For Lunch . Avocado Toast . Vienna Sausage . This Is The Newz . Government denies knowledge of strange ‘UFO’ over Japanese city . Giant cherry found on Italian farm unofficially breaks world record . ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’ employs blow-up doll for love scenes . Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack . Drunk monkey to spend life behind bars in India . Man on whale-watching holiday captures one-in-a-million shot of 10-foot penis . Free Comic Book Day Expands to 9 Weeks This Summer . Guinness reverses decision to strip Billy Mitchell’s Pac-Man and Donkey Kong records . Sushi tacos now on sale in Japan . Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South Africa . Fired police officer accused in feces sandwich prank loses second bid to get his job back . Kosher lube puts oral sex on the menu for Orthodox Jews . CERN wants to build a new $23 billion super-collider that’s 100 kilometres long . Smelly durian fruit sends six to hospital and forces evacuation . Women less likely to date men with cats, study finds . Joel Schumacher, famed director of Batman films and The Lost Boys, dies at 80 . The C.A.R.L.Y.—That’s “Can’t Afford Real Life Yet”—Is the Consumer of the Future . Man causes mayhem after sharing ‘abomination’ in his pizza delivery order: . Strawberries on a pizza . Botched restoration of Virgin Mary painting goes viral . More hikers getting lost and injured on Greenbelt . Former Manager of Little Caesars Store Posts Photos of Rats in Pizza Sauce and Trash Can . G Fuel Introduces Sonic the Hedgehog Energy Drink . Tennessee dog turns 20, sets record for oldest living golden retriever in history . ‘Black neutron star’ discovery changes astronomy . Latest sighting of the Loch Ness monster . A.I. Robot Cast in Lead Role of $70M Sci-Fi Film . Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner becomes overnight millionaire . Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out . Not kidding around: Woman sues for paternity test on goats . The Arctic is on fire: Siberian heat wave alarms scientists . Man allegedly caught at airport with cocaine inside artificial penis . Man’s bladder is torn apart from holding urine for 18 hours . ‘Godzilla dust cloud’ from Sahara blankets Caribbean on its way to US . X-rated p0rno mistaken for kid’s book . Man has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel . The Latest Pandemic Shortage: Coins Are The New Toilet Paper . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Leave at least one hole open . Intergalanalytics . D!cks Count . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

Episode 134: Proxy One Twenty Remix, Time Travel Back Three Months

Our recent recording meant to be Episode 134: Salted Plumz was lost in the Quantimino™. To keep the content flowing, the Intergalactic Boba Runners travel back in time three short months ago when the Dudes in a Booth were still taping shows in the Booth, not wearing masks, not social distancing, and watching the world stockpile toilet paper. Those ideas were still in their infancy, but Rona had already started her invasion across the planet. . Special Guests: Burrito Candy . How Was Your Week? . Foxbox VPN and Spit Plus . 2700 Seconds Listening Party . Gemini Clicks Anything . Feral Hogs Find and Destroy Cocaine Worth $22,000 Hidden in Woods . White Van Scam starring Booba Gettz – Bossman Gonna Kill Me, First Idea Session . Julio Tejas . Public Service Announcement to Junior Pandas: Spank Bank Preservation . Booba Gettz The Crazy One . This Is The Newz . Children’s book gets Guinness record with 1,250 alternative endings . Fairy Tail Reveals Incredibly Expensive Life-Sized Erza Statue . Reported loose lion was unusually groomed dog in Spain . Gemini’s ocean repellent attracts sharks so he has to punch them in the nose . 3,549 people don Smurf costumes to break Guinness record . Blue Man Group franchise . We finally know how millipedes have sex, thanks to glowing genitals . Son accused of shoving 78-year-old father off cliff . An Australian thief used a fishing rod to steal a Versace necklace . Police jail woman who paid bail with marijuana-scented cash . Rockstar Energy Drink Founder Cashes Out For Nearly $4 Billion . Monster energy drink says Byron company stole their logo . Why people are panic buying and stockpiling toilet paper to cope with coronavirus fears . South Florida’s Fetish Community Falls Head Over Heels for Feet . Gundams, Ouroboros Man, Booba Gettz . Homeless man arrested for attempting to spank man because “you need to respect your elders” . Claw machine toys replaced with toilet paper rolls amid coronavirus fears . Wisconsin wardens rescue skunk with head stuck in soup can . Family accidentally orders $2,153 worth of toilet paper . Man Who Filmed Himself Licking Ice Cream Tub Gets Jail Time . New chlamydia species discovered deep under the Arctic Ocean . Lot Lizards . What I Had For Lunch with Burrito Bandito and Candy Cane . Skins and Bones Campaign: Questions from the Press for Future President Gemini Jackson . Three Things That Foxtrot Learned

Episode 133: Quantum Entanglement

13 MySpace Questions with Scottye Moore of BS Network . What I Had For Lunch . Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Baron’s Taint pecan praline nut brown ale . This Is The Newz . Porn star Nacho arrested after man dies during toad venom ritual . A man put a cellphone charger up his pee hole . Amazon worker loses engagement ring while packing boxes . Wallet lost at Walmart returned with more than $5,000 still inside . Doctors had to remove a dead fish from the rectum of a patient . Newton’s recipe for ‘toad vomit lozenges’ up for auction . Physicists entangle 15 trillion hot atoms . Man casually walks into hospital with crossbow arrow lodged in his chest . ‘Cops’ Canceled By Paramount Network . San Jose police fire rubber bullets at own bias trainer, rupture his testicle . Gin Bottles Containing Hand Sanitizer Sold to Public In Coronavirus Mix-Up . Woman Celebrates 50 Years Working at Whataburger . Little Caesars Bakes New Stuffed Crazy Bread . Mississippi Man Saves Total Stranger’s Custom Mazda RX-7 From Rising Floodwaters . Former NASA Astronaut Becomes The First Woman To Dive To Deepest Point On Earth . Right-wing fans mocked for boycotting Rage Against the Machine after realising band’s political stance . Teen fell into coma after having bubble tea twice a day for a month . ‘Darth Vader’ enforces lockdown in Philippine village . Judd Apatow Has An “Amazing” ‘Pineapple Express’ Sequel In Mind That “Deserves To Happen” . Man steals patrol unit, leads police on chase . Ancient footprints in South Korea made by crocodiles that walked on two legs . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 13 . Connie’s Cocktales is an intergalactic speakeasy and pocket portal. . Baja Fingerblast is a kancho VR game. . Saved By The Bell, Captain Planet, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song sing-along . Slam City theme song? . Bonus pre-show audio . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

Episode 132: It Already Done Been Happened Again

Bonus pre-show . Cory the Feet is Feet Guy AKA “Big Toe” and Randall “Pinky Toe” Jefferson . Feet is Feet Symposium/Foot Festival/The Heeling/Heelium/Burning Feet sponsored by Tinactin and British Knights . How Was Your Week? . Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Slam City Brewery’s Nocturnal Emissions Nitro Milk Stout . The Refreshments song “Banditos” . Lit songs “Over My Head” and “My Own Worst Enemy” . What I Had For Lunch . Baja Fingerblast . If you could work at one fast food restaurant for a day and make whatever you wanted . This Is The Newz . Man who allegedly broke into bank says he did it for a ‘Hot Pocket’ . SpaceX’s Starship underwent a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly . South Carolina school apologizes for ‘inappropriate’ assignment on slavery . Podcasts have grown 129,000% (yes, percent) in the last decade . SARS-CoV-2 looks like a hybrid of viruses from two different species . 32 guns stolen from Slam City shooting range, $5K reward offered . Guinness World Record awarded for highest library book fine paid . Butcher in upstate New York installs 24-hour meat vending machine . Florida Police Use Krispy Kreme To Lure Black Bear Off City Streets . Penelope Pitstop . ‘Hitler’s Alligator’ Dies In Moscow Zoo At The Age Of 84 . Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house . Google is being sued for tracking users in Incognito Mode . Luby’s, Inc. announced it will pursue sale of assets, business . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 12 . Megan Cinnamon works with Krystal Pepsee . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

Episode 131: Espresso Snowflakes

How Was Your Week? . The Matrix eats Yelo Panda during Foxbox VPN sponsor read . Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Martin House Blackberry Cobbler . Tip to Taint grading scale debate, middle of the shaft . Quantimino™: It’s already been happened again. . What I Had For Lunch . Fried Rice in Lethal Weapon 4 . Skins and Bones Campaign 2020: Questions from the press for Future President Jackson, Future Vice President Yelo Panda, and Future Secretary of State Burrito . 65-year-old man dies from injuries from having sex with his 81-year-old male relative . Has NASA Found A Parallel Universe ‘Where Time Flows Backwards?’ . America’s Last Blockbuster Gets A Boost From Film Buffs Staying At Home . Official Citra for Android releases as the first mobile Nintendo 3DS emulator . The US successfully tested a laser weapon that can destroy aircraft mid-flight . Researchers squeeze 44.2 Tbps through existing fiber optic cables . Robot dog herds sheep in New Zealand . Over 40 foreign university students duped into skinning chickens . Disney+ Blurs Out Cleavage in ‘Wizards of Waverly Place,’ Causing Fan Outrage . This Gently Breathing Robot Cuddles You to Sleep . Judge Who Advised Woman to ‘Close Your Legs’ to Avoid Sexual Assault Permanently Removed From the Bench . Woman hid her grandmother’s body in a freezer for 15 years to steal her Social Security checks . Pulling apart a £339 anti-5G USB stick . Anker Launches $100 24K Gold-Plated USB-C to Lightning Cable . Turtle crashes through windshield on Georgia highway . Bottle of cognac from 1762 sells for $146,000 . Canadian man receives package ordered 8 years earlier . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 11: Time Loop . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Daddy Juice Energy slogan ideas . Nocturnal Emission Nitro Milk Stout . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Urite FlyLite . Pre-show Bonus: Lil Uzi Vert That Way, Kids React to the JNCOs, The Interrupters

Episode 130: Thiccc as Thieves (Fire of Four Suns)

Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite . How Was Your Week? . Burrito Bandito Movie Review: Scoob! . Daddy Juice Energy Drink . Triple C Brand is a Slam City umbrella corporation . GMN reviews Popeye’s chicken sandwich . Orbitz drink, Crystal Pepsi . Krystal Peppsee, Daddy Juice Energy Drink spokesmodel . Arthur Doppleganger, Arthur White 96, had the same cable Internet problems . Fortune Teller . What I Had For Lunch . Skins & Bones Campaign 2020 . We ain’t playin’ with this campaign! Let’s make this November a Yesvember! . Questions from the press for FP Jackson, FVP Yelo Panda and FSoS Burrito . This Is The Newz . Scientists genetically modified a mouse to be 4 percent human . Average Slam City employee working from home starts drinking before 5 PM . Woman accused of throwing bottle of bodily fluids through Taco Bell drive-thru window . Reality star charged with spending funds from federal small business program on jewelry, Rolls-Royce . Space Force launches robotic X-37B space plane on new mystery mission . Man busted for necrophilia in public . The world is your oyster . Michael Jordan’s shoes sell for record $560,000 at auction . Korean soccer team apologizes for sex dolls in the stands . Alleged thieves wore watermelons over heads at grocery store . Two Momofuku Restaurants Permanently Closed . DMX Reportedly Accepted Eminem’s ‘Verzuz’ Challenge But Still Wants To Battle Jay-Z . ‘Apple Glass’ Rumored to Start at $499, Support Prescription Lenses, and More . A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas from DoorDash for $16 . Chuck E. Cheese Appears to Change Its Name on Grubhub, Not a Ploy . Harbor Freight Recalls Jack Stands That Could Suddenly Collapse . How the coronavirus exposed U.S. supply chain flaws . Family finds bags of money in the road . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 10 . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Fire of Four Suns . Bonus pre-show . Burrito Bandito Beer Review: Cactus Cat Kölsch

Episode 129: Men Overboard

Shower beer bating . Real Ale Devil’s Backbone beer review . Arthur works from home for the first time . Thunderbirds over SH69 and Fort Gettz . What I Had For Lunch . Skins and Bones Campaign 2020: Questions for the Future Secretary of State Burrito . This Is The Newz . Can Farts Transmit COVID-19 Coronavirus? . For 8 years, a hacker operated a massive IoT botnet just to download Anime videos . Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening . Mountain Dew Doritos have arrived in Australia for all you Drywall Kyle’s . 5-year-old boy caught driving to California for a Lamborghini gets ride in dream car . ‘All for Whataburger!’: Woman loses temper in Whataburger drive-thru, scrapes other car . GMN French joke . Man assaults HEB cashier over meat limit purchasing . Viral video sensation ‘double rainbow guy’ dies at 57 . Court says Houston strip club can reopen but without its dancers, clothed or not . Quantimino™ is blockchain-generating artificial intelligence (AI) through quantum computing. . Daddy Longlegs Fossil Keeps Erection for 99 Million Years . Uber driver jumps out of moving car to escape kidnapping . Rare blue dragons are washing up on the Padre Island National Seashore . Little Caesars reopens in Slam City under new ownership with remodeled storefront . Nvidia’s RTX 3080 Ti looks bigger than expected . Is there anything beyond the cloud? . Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 and 2 Remake Announced for PS4, Xbox One, PC . 1,600-Year-Old Elongated Skull with Stone-Encrusted Teeth Found in Mexico Ruins . Arthur, the first named storm of the hurricane season . The FBI is struggling to find good hackers because of marijuana rules . White supremacists built a website to doxx interracial couples . 2,700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 9 . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus

Episode 128: Patients Zero

Key Lime Donuts Disappointment . Justice for Gemini . What I Had For Lunch . This Is The Newz . Cannabis worth €800,000 uncovered at Dublin postal depot . ‘Jeopardy’ Contestant’s Strange Behavior Stuns Alex Trebek . N.J. ramen shop owner relaunched as nonprofit to hire back staff . Michigan pilot gives a literal ‘F U’ to governor over coronavirus lockdown . ‘Murder Hornets’ in the U.S.: The Rush to Stop the Asian Giant Hornet . Gunfire exchanged in DMZ across border between North and South Korea . Barrel filled with 90 pounds of marijuana washes up in Florida . A 5-year-old boy was pulled over in Utah on his way to California to try to buy a Lamborghini . Legendary punk label Dischord Records has entire catalog online for free . A man wore what appeared to be a KKK white hood on a trip to the grocery store . Elon Musk’s newborn might have the strangest name you’ve ever heard . New homeowner finds secret cellar under house, possibly dating back over a hundred years . The meat shortages are here: Costco and Kroger warn of limited supply . Teen girl stashes load of meth inside portable speaker box, CBP says . Supreme embarrassment: The flush heard around the country . An Adult Cam Site Exposed 10.88 Billion Records . 2,700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 8 . 3 Things Learned This Week by Four Dudes in a Booth . Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Foxbox VPN, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus