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Episode 122: Buckle My Shoe, Kung Flu

Foxtrot and Burrito connect from the outside world . Weirdest things out of stock . Wish dotcom . What I Had For Lunch . GMN 2020: Questions for the Future President . Kung Flu . Godzilla Cloaca . Booba Gettz cheese . Deepfake sponsors: Julio Tejas . Foxtrot PSA . Deepfake sponsors: Booba Gettz – The Crazy One . Foxtrot’s Skyline got hit in the parking lot . Black bags . This Is The Newz . Drinking bleach will not prevent coronavirus, poison control center warns . Brothers who hoarded 17,700 bottles of hand sanitizer forced to donate to charity . Skins and Bones and Soap on a Rope, We Ain’t Playin With This Campaign, Soap is Dope . ‘Cats’ fans demand Universal Pictures to ‘release the butthole cut’ . Man posts urgent warning after his tongue is ‘eaten away’ by energy drinks . Emergen-C cautions against mixing vitamin powder with liquor to make ‘quarantinis’ . No news is good news: Big Brother guests unaware of pandemic . Marshall Law Trends Due to Coronavirus Fears, People Think It’s a New Eminem Album . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . Deepfake Sponsor: Spit Plus . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 3 – Booba Gettz sells speakers out of the back of his van. Booba tries to sell speakers to Tonya Tottz. . 3 Things That Foxtrot Learned This Week . Use your imagination at the end

Episode 121: Four Dudes In A Booth

The Burrito Panda Show 🐼🌯 feeturing Brown Ranger – Live From The Glory Hole (π) . Special Guest: The Burrito . Blue Owl Brewing . Watching a video of guys beating up a pedophile . Foxbox VPN . Bike parts on the Deep Web . What I Had For Lunch . Fish Tacos . GMN Fortune Tella . Deepfake Sponsor: Julio Tejas . Ask The Burrito . Craziest Japanese Pr0n . The Backseat of the 240 . Buukc by Foxtrot . Fappening Favorites . CBT . Captain Planet . Last Meal on Death Row . Deepfake Sponsor: Booba Gettz – The Crazy One . Popeyes Customer called ‘CH!NK’ on Receipt Says Corporate Ignored His Complaint . P0rnhub Is Giving Italians Free Premium Access During Coronavirus Quarantine . Man Hid Cherry Pies Under Women’s Car Tires To See Them Bend Over . Drink like a Mexican kingpin: ‘El Chapo’ beer launched by daughter . Man Tried To Force KFC Employee To Reopen Restaurant At Gunpoint . Wanted cow that has evaded US police since January faster than it looks . Thai Airways crew puts Chinese woman in headlock after she allegedly deliberately coughed on stewardess . Unicorn Dog Has One Ear In The Middle Of Her Head . Thieves snatch shark from San Antonio Aquarium, wheel it out in a baby carriage . Grocery sees dirty word in ‘Summa Cum Laude,’ censors cake . Wheel of Fortune follow-up: Buying A Juicer . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . Deepfake Sponsor: Spit Plus . White Van Scam Season 1 Episode 2 . 3 Things That The Burrito Learned This Week . 3 Things That Foxtrot Learned This Week . Deepfake Sponsor: Urite Flylite (read by The Burrito)

TBT: Episode 19

Originally published on August 22nd, 2010.

* The Burrito
* Candy Cane

* Butth0le bleaching
* Strip club story
* Fleshlight
* Dan Aykroyd

* Austin Texas city employees accused of padding paychecks
* Prison for legally blind Waco Texas driver over fatality
* Couple steal VCR, Tito’s vodka and 25 pounds of meat
* Bank robber forgets mask
* New York bed bug invasion
* Grisly find in search for Japanese centenarians
* Chinese boy, 10 months, weighs the same as a six-year-old
* Smoking ban in San Antonio
* Money falls from butt during strip search
* Man arrested for attempted rape caught masturbating during interrogation
* Former Austin police officer accused of trading money and drugs for sex
* DWI suspect drives 11 miles without tire
* Top 10 celebrities with highest percentage of risky sites to search
* Unusual foreign bodies removed from patients

* What I Had For Lunch
* Drunk: Sake Fighter II

Episode 120: How We Made Our First Million while in Quarantine. Day 69

Burrito Candy, a podcast within a podcast 🌯🍬 . What I Had For Lunch . Candy Cane has never had Taco Bell. . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President and Future VICE President . Deepfake sponsor: Julio Tejas . Foxbox PSA . This Is The Newz . Deepfake sponsor: Booba Gettz . Children’s book gets Guinness record with 1,250 alternative endings . Fairy Tail Reveals Incredibly Expensive Life-Sized Erza Statue . Sex robot steak . Reported loose lion was unusually groomed dog in Spain . 3,549 people don Smurf costumes to break Guinness record . Blue Man Group franchise . We finally know how millipedes have sex, thanks to glowing genitals . Win 30 Fluid Ounces of Germ-X, tweet at us . Son accused of shoving 78-year-old father off cliff . An Australian thief used a fishing rod to steal a Versace necklace . Police jail woman who paid bail with marijuana-scented cash . Rockstar Energy Drink Founder Cashing Out For Nearly $4 Billion, Says The American Dream Is ‘Alive And Well’ . Monster energy drink says Byron company stole their logo . Why people are panic buying and stockpiling toilet paper to cope with coronavirus fears . South Florida’s Fetish Community Falls Head Over Heels for Feet . Gundams, Ouroboros Man, Booba Gettz . Homeless man arrested for attempting to spank man because “you need to respect your elders” . Claw machine toys replaced with toilet paper rolls amid coronavirus fears . Wisconsin wardens rescue skunk with head stuck in soup can . Family accidentally orders $2,153 worth of toilet paper . Man Who Filmed Himself Licking Ice Cream Tub Gets Jail Time . New chlamydia species discovered deep under the Arctic Ocean . Lot Lizards . ARM Ministries . Listening Party . Deepfake Sponsor: Spit Plus . GMN Clicks Anything . Triple C Brand Roasted Coffee: Hit It From Behind . White Van Scam sitcom starring Booba Gettz . 3 Things that Foxtrot Learned

Episode 119: No Regerts ever.

Burrito Candy, a podcast within a podcast 🌯🍬 . Win a gently used Panera Bread gift card . What I Had For Lunch . Reacharounds are now known as La Madeleines . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President and Future Vice President . Deepfake Sponsor: Julio Tejas . Foxbox PSA . This Is The News . Hospital Worker Arrested for Sucking Sleeping Patient’s Toes . Drunk Guy in UK orders too much Domino’s . Woman attacked in Maryland with syringe that contained semen . Drug Appreciation Recognition Energy . An Oklahoma college recruiter out of a job after he asked high schoolers to line up by skin color and hair texture . Apple might owe you $25 if you owned one of these iPhones . Butt dollars . DMT to open up your mind hole and get Joe Rogan rich . Honeywell says it will soon launch the world’s most powerful quantum computer . Anker shout-out from GMN and Foxtrot (but not Arthur) . Woman chucks hatchet through car window as it drives away from gas station . GMN Fortune Teller returns . William Shatner gets horse semen in divorce settlement . Woman waters ‘perfect plant’ for 2 years before realizing it’s fake . Deepfake Sponsor: Foxbox VPN . Deepfake Sponsor: Spit Plus . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . Criticism of TSA at Slam City Intergalactic Airport . 3 Things that Foxtrot Learned

Episode 118: Skins and Bones Campaign

Special Guests: Burrito Candy 🌯🍬 . Show Me Your Feet Guy . COVID-19 quarantined GMN, Foxtrot and Arthur . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future VICE President Yelo Panda . We Ain’t Playin’ With This Campaign . Foxtrot VPN . Reverse Osmosis . More questions for FVP Yelo Panda . Julio Tejas . Foxbox PSA Spank Bank Preservation Life Pro Tips . Super Tuesday Pods . This Is The News . Man sentenced to 18 months in jail for stealing 57 pairs of underwear from St. Edward’s students . $750K-worth of cocaine found stuffed in karaoke machine in Fayette County . Volcano on Foxtrot’s Face . “McGruff the Crime Dog” actor gets 16 years in prison – Man who played the crime-fighting cartoon figure McGruff, was sentenced for a 2011 arrest in which police seized 1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons and 9,000 rounds of ammunition from his Texas home . Marijuana use is rising sharply among seniors over 65, study says, and there are serious risks . Miami teacher Solves 13-letter Wheel Of Fortune Puzzle With Only 4 Letters . Nintendo Cracked Open Its Secret Game Boy Stash to Help a 95-Year-Old Fan . Actor Steven Seagal settles SEC case over not disclosing payments for touting cryptocurrency . A California couple was heartbroken to say goodbye to their beloved dog, Marley. So they cloned him . South By Southwest going ahead as planned amid global coronavirus outbreak . This Guy Asked For Extra Cream Cheese On His McDonald’s Bagel And Got An Insanely Thick Layer . Regina Veracruz . 2700 Seconds with Arthur Listening Party brought to you by Urite FlyLite . GMN Clicks Anything . Booba Gettz movie . Moldy Whopper . Marvel movie recommendations . Vheissu

Episode 117: We Got Schedules-N-Sht AKA Booba Gettz Intergalactic Boba Runner – Order The Crazy One… NO SUBSTITUTIONS!!1

Special Guests: Burrito Candy – Miguelito Burrito and Candy Cane . Spread Eagle . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, Chicken Wing Party . Oscar Best Film Parasite . What I Had For Lunch . Foxtrot PSA sponsored by Foxbox VPN . This Is The News . Luxury deodorant . First-grade teacher arrested for trying to buy meth while at school . Tapioca Black Pearl Market . Booba Gettz – Intergalactic Boba Runner . Japanese otaku finds way to get the smell of a high school girl in his car passenger seat . Man finds venomous snake in helmet after 7-mile ride . Virginia dog brings home orphaned bear cub . Man accused of drinking beer while watching pr0n at library . Elementary teaching assistant accused of sharing and doing drugs with 2 teens . 2700 Seconds Listening Party sponsored by Urite FlyLite

TBT: Episode 42

Originally published on February 28th, 2011.

. The Blue Knight (17:37)
. Black Nasty (20:46)
. Reenactment of woman beating up roommate over Thin Mints (22:56)
. Gemini Toots (37:41)
. What I Had For Lunch
. Burn popcorn on purpose at work
. Gemini had a hole in his retina lasered shut
. Driver screams `I`m high on cocaine` after car crash
. Boy arrested for selling cocaine out of Doritos bag
. Gold tooth blocks bullet
. Chemicals found after hallucinations lead police to drug lab
. Man accused of drunkenly urinating on chicken at Arkansas grocery store
. Drunk breaks into Pizza Hut and deep-fries wings
. London shop serving breast milk ice cream
. All-chicken roasting specialty channel for Canada
. Driver hid meth pipe in beer bottle
. Speeder stopped with $160,000 worth of pot
. Man gave $200K to fake online girlfriend
. Woman beats up roommate over Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies
. Egyptian names newborn Facebook
. Man beats girlfriend over using Internet to research how to leave an abusive relationship
. Man who drove into river was texting
. Suspect spit feces at officer
. Pizza driver leads to woman`s rescue
. Man who ejaculated into co-worker`s water bottle convicted

Episode 116: Recreational Sounding AKA C’est La V for Vendetta

Special Guests: Candy Cane and Miguelito Burrito . Reptilians vs Mole People . What I Had For Lunch: First Watch, Peter Piper Pizza, Lemon Chicken Piccata, Asian Market Noodles . Foxtrot PSA sponsored by Foxbox VPN . GMN 2020 Chicken Skins and Chicken Bones for the Chicken Wing Party Platform: Questions for the Future President Gemini Jackson . Doo Doo Dust and Poo Poo Pies . 2700 Seconds Listening Party sponsored by Julio Tejas . Vivica vs 50 Cent Ass-eating . This Is The News sponsored by Urite FlyLite . Gray Death . Gypsy King Easy Stroke . Six Ancient Plants From 2,000-Year-Old Seeds Have Been Grown by Scientists . Chinese Doctor Who Blew Whistle On Coronavirus Dead At 34 . Massachusetts serial pooper busted for defecating in parking lot eight times . Woman had more than 100 dead cats in a freezer at her home . A Peek Inside Our War Chest . Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers

Episode 115: Off The Top

Special Guest: Miguelito Burrito . The History of Screwdrivers . What I Had For Lunch . Geoduck ASMR Fails . Try Not To Pop A Boner Challenge . Burger Talk . This Is The News sponsored by Julio Tejas . Edscottite: Mineral ‘Never Seen in Nature’ Discovered inside Meteorite . Woman tries to pay property taxes with nickels . Ugly tattoo of wife snoring . Whitening cream gives woman mercury poisoning . Children ingesting rare-earth magnets . Instagram Model Sells Nude Photos To Raise Money For Australia Fire Relief . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President . Wearable garden vest is nourished by wearer’s own urine . Austin ranks among cities with highest STD rates in U.S. . Youngest Mayor in America Inaugurated at 7 Months Old While Wearing a Tuxedo in Texas . Mighty Ducks star arrested while high on meth . Japanese billionaire seeks girlfriend for Moon voyage on SpaceX rocket . Tyson Fury masturbating seven times a day to keep testosterone pumping . Coronavirus and Butt Dollars . Man killed by blade-wielding rooster during illegal cockfight . Triple C Latina Ham . Listening Party sponsored by Blo-N-Go Hairdryers . RIP Kobe