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Episode 115: Off The Top

Special Guest: Miguelito Burrito . The History of Screwdrivers . What I Had For Lunch . Geoduck ASMR Fails . Try Not To Pop A Boner Challenge . Burger Talk . This Is The News sponsored by Julio Tejas . Edscottite: Mineral ‘Never Seen in Nature’ Discovered inside Meteorite . Woman tries to pay property taxes with nickels . Ugly tattoo of wife snoring . Whitening cream gives woman mercury poisoning . Children ingesting rare-earth magnets . Instagram Model Sells Nude Photos To Raise Money For Australia Fire Relief . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President . Wearable garden vest is nourished by wearer’s own urine . Austin ranks among cities with highest STD rates in U.S. . Youngest Mayor in America Inaugurated at 7 Months Old While Wearing a Tuxedo in Texas . Mighty Ducks star arrested while high on meth . Japanese billionaire seeks girlfriend for Moon voyage on SpaceX rocket . Tyson Fury masturbating seven times a day to keep testosterone pumping . Coronavirus and Butt Dollars . Man killed by blade-wielding rooster during illegal cockfight . Triple C Latina Ham . Listening Party sponsored by Blo-N-Go Hairdryers . RIP Kobe

TBT: Episode 20

Originally published on 2010/08/28.
[Guest] * Miguelito Burrito [Topics] * Sake Fighter II * Bumblebees * Wu Tang * True love * Poop [News] * Attorney denies accusations of sex with client in courthouse * Kentucky champion ham fetches $1.6 million for charity * Man tries to steal 6 steaks by putting them down his shorts * Man uses one phone call from jail to call wife and threatens to kill her * Nike patents Back-to-the-Future-style self-lacing shoes * Bizarre bomb request leads to meth lab * Cops stop shoplifting suspects at charity event * Couple fakes divorce to win upscale 3BHK Mhada flat * Card table dance costs Caesars Palace $250K * Check scammers in Duluth duping homeless * Johnson and Johnson recalls hip implants * Gas leak evacuates Mexican restaurant * Woman recovering from ‘Blackberry thumb’ surgery * Stolen laptop contains man’s dreams * Woman takes grenade to police station * Coin-operated spiked park benches [More] * What I Had For Lunch

TBT: Episode 69

Originally published on 2012/01/08.
[Notes]. Knob goblins. Tips for surviving 2012. Man arrested on long test drive. Car lands on apartment roof. Judge tosses charges in genital shooting. Walmart clerk rejects $1 million bill. Police chase leads to bedroom pot bust. Man dies after eating cocaine out of brother`s butt. Man arrested with pot-filled presents. Mountain Dew mouse would have dissolved. Year-old cheeseburger unchanged with time. Naked drive-through joke draws arrests. Prison Spread. Montreal nixes topless breakfast servers. DUI suspect had nearly $140 bar tab. S**k My D**k. Burglary suspect blamed the marshmallow vodka. `Top words` of 2012 released. Kalona creek will not be named Baniki Kinshi. What I Had For Lunch. Spicy ketchup at Whataburger. Open mic: Confessions of a Foxtrot

Episode 114: It’s Fun To Do Bad Things

Listening Party. Heart of Hearts: Usher Herpes. Triple C Brand Latina Ham. Yung Art. Softboy International. Foxbox VPN. Foxtrot PSA. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President. GMN Clicks Anything: Adopt A Panda. Sally Struthers do you want to make more money? Plug In And Hate: Too many browser tabs. GMN Fortune Teller: Foxtrot meets his future self or is it his past self? Jungles of Vietnam. Game Farts. Seal Crazy. This is the News brought to you by Urite: Puppies making people sick according to CDC. Facade falls and kills architect in NYC. AI Fk Bots. Rule 34. Body found in portable toilet in Baltimore Ravens stadium. US free-trade partner Wakanda. Taylor Swift Photo Hides Malicious Crypto-Mining Code. North Pole heading for Russia. Brooklyn teen accused of swiping more than $1 million in cryptocurrency scam. Millions of Americans are driving under the influence of marijuana, CDC says. Police barged into Kansas home, beat man for no reason. Detroit’s largest demolition contractor demolishes the wrong home — again. Federal study confirms racial bias of many facial-recognition systems. Time’s The 10 Best Gadgets of the 2010s. 50 Cent’s Christmas gift to his 7-year-old son, Sire: An entire Toys R Us store. What I Had For Lunch brought to you by Urite FlyLite. Deepfake Sponsor: Blo N Go hairdryers. Everyone’s Entitled To The Truth.

Episode 113: From The Outside Looking In

Listening Party. Subversion by Softboy International. Heart of Hearts: The Fappening. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President. GMN Clicks Anything: Geoduck ASMR and a list of fetishes you have never heard of. Plug In & Hate: Two Phones Guy and Never At Work Guy Wins $500 Gift Card. Golden Corral has Chocolate Steak. Foxtrot and the Fist of Adonis. Game Farts. This is the News. Influencer jailed for plot to steal domain name at gunpoint. After dancer strips at Seattle conference on homelessness, agency director suspended. FBI breaks up 2 illegal streaming sites. Self-Driving Mercedes Will Be Programmed To Sacrifice Pedestrians To Save The Driver. She ran a multi-million dollar operation bringing women to the US so their children would get citizenship. The 2021 Cadillac Escalade has a massive 38-inch curved OLED display. Sex robots that recognise humans using ‘3D AI vision’ built in US factory. Florida man goes to great lengths to swipe a Pepsi. Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” still brings in millions of dollars. Animal rescuers trap cowboy pigeon in Las Vegas. Waitress at New Jersey IHOP gets $1,200 tip. Urite Flyrite. What I Had For Lunch. Softboy International. Blo N Go hairdryers.

Episode 112: Panda Takeover II AKA Pen Island

Foxtrot Panda Intro. Heart of Hearts: Sounding. Foxbox VPN. Foxtrot PSA. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President. GMN Clicks Anything. Plug In and Hate: Foxtrot hates on his day job. Plug In and Hate: Always orders food delivered guy. Good Charlotte – Little Things. Game Farts. This Is The News sponsored by Urite. ‘Jeopardy’ players aren’t allowed to make wagers referencing sex, Nazis, or Satan. Water bottle with energy crystals. Foxtrot Invents The News: Ray J crazy. R Kelly married Aaliyah when she was 15 using bribes. Someone ate the $120,000 banana at Art Basel. Popeyes selling $120G Chicken Sandwich duct-taped to a canvas. Walmart apologizes for Christmas sweater with apparent drug reference. The sweater showed Santa with three lines of a white substance along with the phrase “Let it snow.”. Taco Bell employee accused of swinging a machete in anger at a customer through the drive-thru window. Nick Cannon diss track to Eminem. Mariah Carey All I Want For Xmas Is Poo Jankem Podz Drop. RIP Juice Wrld. Tesla crashes into cop car. Tiny cowboy hats on pigeons. Plundervolt exploits Intel chips. Urite FlyLite. What I Had For Lunch. Taco Bell, Beef Stroganoff, BOGO Whoppers. Blo N Go hair dryers. Listening Party.

Episode 111: Butt Dollars

Listening Party. Heart of Hearts: J Lo Insured Butt. Foxbox VPN. Foxtrot PSA: Use your imagination. GMN 2020: Mushroom Stamp Conspiracy. Hail to Gemini the Clairvoyant. GMN Clicks Anything. Deep Web Chatter presents Game Farts. GMN notes: TLC quote, DMX impression, NASA Moon Landing. Foxtrot notes: Snickers Vein, Smell A Fart, The Art of Fighting Without Fighting. This Is The News: TrueDialog Data Breach, Escobar Folding Phone. GMN PSA: Get the Flu Shot, Wash Your Hands, Avoid handling Butt Dollars. Foxtrot Invents The News: Quantum Future. Hentai Games. Police officer fondling dead, More news: Starbucks manager fired over Pig cop cup. Baby bouncer box purchased at Goodwill contained semi-automatic rifle. Once-a-month birth control pill. Dentist pulled teeth while on hover board. Cannonball Run record timing. Banana duct taped to wall sold for $120K. Urite. What I Had For Lunch. Blo N Go. U2 Bread. Freestyle.

Episode 110: Backsack Freestyle AKA 40 Ounces of Fk Around Time

Brown Eye Patches, Julio Tejas, Listening Party, Game Farts, Heart of Hearts Posh Spice bilbo, Foxbox VPN, Foxtrot PSA, GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, GMN Clicks Anything, This Is The News: Woman steals pants. Black market bologna . Singularity app. Ryan Reynolds owns Mint Mobile. Foxtrot Invents The News: $1.4M character accidentally sold by friend. $1000 Burrito. Papa John wet and upset. Softboy Reveal. UPS sting. Assassination Market Prices. What I Had For Lunch. Game Farts Notes: Foxtrot: keister, laser sound pew pew, a Power Ranger. Gemini: 2pac lyric, a TMNT, Spidey Sense.

Episode 109: 1-Up What U Started

Ephemera: Urite Brown Eye Patches.  Julio Tejas.  Shazam Listening Party: Ice Cube, Mustard, 50 Cent hit us up, Beastie Boys, Cheap Trick, Alicia Keys, MIMS, Twista, Ray J, Fetty Wap and more.  Heart of Hearts: 4° Warmer. Foxbox VPN. Yung Art Gangbus. Foxtrot PSA. White Peaches.  Deez Nutz.  GMN 2020 Q&A for the future president.  Fortune Teller.  GMN Clicks Anything: Dave app.  Plug In & Hate: 20 Cents for Heavy Pickles at Burger King.  This Is The News.  Florida Man Arrested For His “I EAT ASS” Sticker Is Praising His Bravery.  Sheriff: Man makes large bank withdrawal, gets robbed by his teller in home invasion.  T.I.’s Daughter Deyjah, 18, Reportedly Offered $1 Million To Lose Virginity In Adult Film.  Joe Rogan Wants To Buy Wu-Tang Clan Album From Martin Shkreli To Leak It.  Burger King Sued by Vegans for Impossible Burger Contamination.  The Netherlands Pays for Disabled Citizens to Have Sex With Prostitutes!  Dollar Tree under fire from FDA for selling ‘potentially unsafe drugs’. Foxtrot Invents The News: This Company Wants Photos of Your Poop. For Science. Former McDonald’s worker is hailed as hero after revealing his secret: extra chicken nugget.  Teen charged with hate crime for posting ‘Slave for sale’ ad on Craigslist.  GMN Invents The News: Expensive Tea, Made From Panda Poo.  Urite Flyrite.  What I Had For Lunch.  Foxtrot is a good part-time friend for a reference.  Foxtrot’s day job Thanksgiving potluck.  Brisket Trash Fries.  Blo N Go.

Episode 108: 💎🐼 Yelo Panda ✖️ Brown Ranger 👨🏾‍🚀 Beyond ♾️

  • AKA Intro 🔥
  • Short Attention Span
    • Shazam Listening Party
    • Mariah Carey Podz leak
    • Heart of Hearts: Gere Gerbils
  • Foxtrot PSA
  • GMN 2020
    • Questions from the press for a gentleman-scholar-politician
  • Random Random
    • Fortune Teller 🔮
    • GMN Clicks Anything: Austin taco truck website
    • Death Touch
    • Game Farts
  • This Is The News
    • Man’s alleged sex assault of female airline passenger led to emergency landing
    • Foxtrot Invents The News: The Genius Neuroscientist Who Might Hold the Key to True AI
    • Code word extra lemon: Man claims his McDonald’s sweet tea came with bags of weed inside
    • Man says he found half-smoked joint in Popeye’s sandwich
    • A “five shining star” snow crab was auctioned off in Tottori, Japan for a record-breaking 5 million yen
    • Wounded US veteran ‘feeling whole’ after breakthrough penis, scrotum transplant
    • Orangutan granted legal ‘personhood’ settles into new Florida home
    • Samsung Satellite Falls, Lands in Michigan Couple’s Yard
    • Dying for a better life: South Koreans fake their funerals for life lessons
    • Jewellery shop’s engagement ring display leaves people giggling as it looks just like a willy
    • Vitamin E acetate is now an official suspect in CDC vaping lung injury investigation
  • What I Had For Lunch
    • Not DJ Jazzy Jambalaya
    • Chicken Cordon Bleu
    • Pho

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