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Episode 167: Thought Audit

We saved you a seat at the lunch table where Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Soggy Ben, and Arthur deliver a Quantimino™ powered triple uranium episode from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.

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Whale That Washed Up on Florida Beach Turns Out to Be an Entirely New Species

Cryptid discussion – Chupacopycat, Daddy Bigfoot

If you had 24 hours left to live, how would you spend those 24 hours?

What does Brian McFly keep in his bug out bag?

This Is The Newz.

‘First 3D-printed home in U.S.’ for sale in New York.

Four travelers eat 66 pounds of oranges to avoid extra airline fees: ‘Never want to have any oranges again’.

Subway offers ‘ITSREAL’ deal on tuna subs following fake fish allegations.

Man in bond court attempts to virtually flirt with the judge.

Japan Looks To Amend Copyright Law To Force Some Cosplayers To Pay To Cosplay.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese train driver falls asleep while operating a train.

Former schoolgirl sues Tokyo high school that made her drop out for breaking no-dating rule.

Man arrested in Japan for selling modified Pokémon to Sword and Shield players.

Pokémon Centre in Japan apologizes for a mistake, makes plushie even more valuable.

More Newz.

Man accused of groping an EMT at the scene of a Bronx fire was having a seizure.

‘I’m not a cat,’ says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap.

Man pleads guilty to placing dead animals on neighbor’s gravestone while dressed as a woman.

WWE stars put POO in Dwayne Johnson’s lunchbox and warned him to not leave food.

Sea cucumbers pinch out ‘5 Eiffel Towers worth’ of poop per reef, per year.

Man killed after cannon explodes at baby shower.

Tour Joe Pesci’s Mansion, Which Is Covered in Joe Pesci Posters.

Chinese researchers send an ‘uncrackable’ quantum message to space.

A hacker modified drinking water chemical levels in a US city.

Police seize $60 million of bitcoin! Now, where’s the password?

Cops playing copyrighted music to stop video of them being posted online.

Japan’s Kitchen Origin Is Selling a 12,000-Calorie Bento Called the “Meat Castle Wall”.

Raising the steaks: First 3-D-printed rib-eye is unveiled.

Taco Bell Releases All-Purpose Seasoning.

What I Had For Lunch.

Cheese Whiz, Whiz Poisoning, Whizzing. 

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

A BBC 2 show called Inside the Factory that went behind the scenes at the Nestlé plant in York, England, revealed a little-known fact about the beloved candy bars – the crispy wafers are stuffed with crushed-up Kit Kats. In other words, Kit Kats are filled with other Kit Kats.

A Korean folktale called The Farting Daughter-in-law or Banggwijaengi myeoneuri. It’s about a woman who destroys her husband’s house with one of her destructive farts which causes his family to throw her out. They take her back after she knocks fruit off a tree with her farts.

Betsy Ross didn’t actually make the first American flag in 1776. It was a story made up by her grandson, 100 years later.

R.I.P. astronaut John Young, the first man to get yelled at for smuggling a sandwich into space

…Young never got as much name recognition as your Neil Armstrongs or your John Glenns. But he does hold one absolutely amazing record that deserves to be memorialized today, in a spirit of acknowledging the importance of playfulness (and hunger) in humanity’s journey toward the stars: He was the first man to get yelled at by Congress for smuggling a corned beef sandwich into space.

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Episode 166: Life on a Shelf

Slam City welcomes a new co-host to the show, Brian McFly AKA Soggy Ben. The episode opens with 13 MySpace Questions with Brian followed by odd news commentary, lunch, and learning.

Double X Quantimino.

13 MySpace Questions with Brian McFly.

True of False roller coaster with Four Olivias.

Walk-up Songs.

Cereal Killers.

One wish.

Brian McFly Meal.

Renting Teen Wolf at Blockbuster Video.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Miles “Tails” Prower


Brian McFly’s debut WIHFL.

This Is The Newz.

Doctor’s warning over beauty craze that uses erection cream to make lips bigger.

Subway’s tuna does not contain tuna.

Six arrested after changing Hollywood sign to “HOLLYBOOB”.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Why are some people in Japan paying big money for an old cassette tape?

Osaka accidentally mails out funeral service ads to people infected with coronavirus.

Rice made out of soybeans is coming.

A 189-year old Kyoto tea merchant creates matcha pizzas.

More Newz.

Texas accidentally issues Amber Alert for cursed doll Chucky.

Burrito shares a Chucky story of his own.

Man breaks world record for eating Carolina reaper chili peppers

Facebook apologizes for confusing a landmark name with an offensive term.

A teenager emerging from a 10-month coma has no knowledge of pandemic.

Hitler’s toilet seat looted by a US soldier during World War II up for auction.

What I Had For Lunch.

Burrito recalls a memory about Back In Time by Huey Lewis and the News.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

During the 2014 Groundhog Day festival, New York mayor Bill de Blasio dropped the Staten Island Zoo’s weather-predicting groundhog on its head, killing it — which was then covered up by zoo officials who claimed Staten Island Chuck had “died of natural causes”.

Graffiti artist Banksy sought to trademark his image of a protester throwing flowers. The trademark office denied it on the grounds of him having no interest in selling his work. In the ruling they used a quote from one of Banksy’s books: “copyright is for losers”.

The Beach Boys made it up. There is no place called Kokomo off the Florida Keys.

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Episode 165: 美しい混乱 (Beautiful Mess)

Dudes in a Booth deliver another triple uranium episode to the Quantimino™ from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.

Double X Quantimino.

Godzilla vs Kong.

Resident Evil Village Tall Vampire Lady.

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – The Final Parade.

Collecting animation cels.

This Is The Newz.

Gamestop, Wall Street, Hedge Funds, Reddit.

Essex academic’s imposter ‘copied work and tattoos’.

Confused, jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos.

Rare US gold coin dating from 1787 sold for 9m dollars.

McDonald’s Customer Enraged As Delivery Boy Cancels Order; Eats It Outside Her Home.

Georgia man charged with scamming nearly $1 million from grocery store.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Domino’s pizza now comes with tapioca and dango ball stuffed crust.

These two types of chocolate ramen are going to make Valentine’s Day extra-sweet.

Japan’s Tenga wants to create a masturbatory aid for people to use in outer space.

Japanese train conductor flips off rail fan photographer.

More Newz.

Judo Gene Lebell Confirms Choking Steven Seagal Until Seagal Pooped Himself.

Nashville lawyer suspended after posting advice on how to make murder look like self-defense.

Woman demands family pay for a second wedding because she didn’t like the photos from the first.

Oklahoma State Lawmaker Introduces Bigfoot Hunting Season Bill.

An 18-wheeler carrying a load of honeybees flips, causes road closure near downtown.

Adobe Flash Shutdown Halts Chinese Railroad for Over 16 Hours Before Pirated Copy Restores Ops.

CiCi’s Pizza Declares Bankruptcy.

China rolls out anal swab coronavirus test, saying it’s more accurate than throat method.

Woman performs sex act on thief during petrol station raid in Slovakia.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The little 3-legged plastic pizza table (pizza saver) was invented in 1974, which the inventor called “SEPI” or “Separador de pizza”.

Godzilla was originally created as a metaphor for the relationship between humans and nuclear weapons. Its skin is not based on reptile scales but the burn wounds found on the survivors of the Hiroshima bombing.

A band released a playable record made out of ice.

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Episode 164: Slurp Game

Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur continue their brainstorming session for the hit original series Wilderness Man and discuss crane games, Moira Quirk, odd news commentary, what they had for lunch, skating rinks, and things that they learned. Eric America joins the banter.

Double X Quantimino.

Wilderness Man Brainstorming Session: Dude stuck in the wilderness. Gotta keep himself sane.

Wilderness Man characters: Ezekiel the Squirrel, Babbling Brooke, Scott Forest, Trey the Tree.

Wilderness Man game show ideas.

3 Mbps Upload Speed.

Choking on Food.

Burrito’s Nippon News.

Japan now has talking Evangelion ATMs.

Shinjuku arcade breaks the Guinness World Record for having the most crane games.

Sakura is set to bloom early in Tokyo.

Cherry blossom curry is set  to bring spring to your plate even before the sakura arrive.

Crane Games.

American Gladiators.

The Floor Is Lava.

Legends of the Hidden Temple.

Moira Quirk.

Movie Idea: 2000 Late.

This Is The Newz.

Auction bids are topping $57,000 for a rare $20 banknote with Del Monte sticker on it.

A woman ruled dead in 2017 fights to be declared alive.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home.

Hot Pockets stuffed with ‘glass and plastic’ shards spark mass recall.

Taco Bell Enters the “Chicken Wars” with a New 2021 Offering.

China debuts a train prototype that can hit speeds of 620 kilometers per hour.

1st preserved dinosaur butthole is ‘perfect’ and ‘unique,’ paleontologist says.

‘Cocaine bananas’ arrive at Kelowna grocery stores after mix up from Colombia.

What I Had For Lunch.

Skating rinks, heely fight club.

Zachary’s Redemption.

Megalo Box.

Learning Corner with Eric Van Wilder AKA Eric America.

500lb cactus arm.

Animal Crackers.

Revenge Bedtime Procrastination.

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Episode 163: Tear Up The Check

Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur discuss an epiphany, The Wall game show, pet peeves, Foo Fighters songs, odd news commentary, lunch, DVDs, and Legoland.

Double X Quantimino.

A long conversation about The Wall game show.

Pet Peeves – No desktop mode allowed when browsing websites on smartphones, programs changing where options are located, wet socks.

Burrito’s Nippon News.

We taste the new Japanese KitKat, aged in whisky barrels in Islay, Scotland.

Foo Fighters unveil an exclusive new Japanese sake.

The Colour and the Shape discussion.

Nippon News continued: 

Genital manju sweets, with a dash of “pubic hair”, raise eyebrows in Japan.

This Is The Newz.

Burger King is changing its logo after 20 years in a massive rebrand.

Hacker Locks Internet-Connected Chastity Cage, Demands Ransom.

Two ‘masked bandits’ raid California bank, and they didn’t want money.

Mystery Monolith Found in Fort Worth.

‘Magic mushrooms’ grow in man’s blood after injection with shroom tea.

Scientists Want to Shorten the Minute to 59 Seconds.

CIA releases UFO ‘Black Vault’ documents early.

Sex doll manufacturer creating new ‘monster’ models with tails and vampire teeth.

Toto’s Wellness Toilet Concept Analyzes Poop.

What I Had For Lunch.

WTF We Learned This Week.

Composer John Williams.

Gemini and Burrito reminisce about DVDs and VHS tapes from their Blockbuster days.


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Episode 162: Lunch Table

From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.

Double X Quantimino.

We did not make New Year’s resolutions.

Burrito Bandito dusted off his weight bench.

Working out.

Shopping without a cart.


If you were going to be without all of your electronic devices, phones, computers, radios, TVs in a remote cabin for a week, how would you keep yourself sane?

Wilderness Man plays The Price Is Right with squirrels.

Surprise Birthday Party for Burrito Bandito.

Spoiler alerts starting at 18:10 – WW84 Film Review by Burrito Bandito.

Wonder Woman 1984: Odd choices, missed opportunities, and a big WTF moment.

Fast forward to 53:07 to skip the Burrito’s Wonder Woman film review.

This Is The Newz.

Denmark launches a children’s TV show about a man with a giant penis.

To combat declining birth rate, Japan to begin offering “Breeding Visas” to foreigners.

Teen has hands blown off after firework explodes during illegal racing event on the East Side.

Conspiracy theorists share a schematic for “5G chip” they claim is implanted in COVID-19 vaccines – only it’s actually for the Boss Metal Zone.

Monolith appears next to a hiking trail at Wisconsin park.

New Law Requires Federal Agents to Identify Themselves to Protesters.

Chipotle launches cauliflower rice nationwide as consumers cut grains from their diets.

Man files lawsuit over ‘Hawaiian rolls’ not being made in Hawaii.

What I Had For Lunch.

Feetdevil / Feet Hunter.

Hard Boiled Eggs in Ramen, Rollers, Fideo, Corn Nuts.

WTF We Learned This Week.

All toads are bumpy frogs.

Frenchie Frog.

Saturn’s rings are estimated to only be 10-100 million years old.

Planetary Protection Officer.

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Episode 161: WVS Brainstorming Sessions, Volume 1

WVS Brainstorming Sessions is a compilation of recorded ideas and conversations from the Slam City podcast with Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito about the White Van Scam franchise.

White Van Scam (WVS) is a slice of life space opera. Intergalactic boba runner Booba Gettz is tasked with selling overstock speakers out of the back of a white van. Otherwise, Bossman is gonna kill him.

Booba Gettz is everyone in the White Van Scam story. Booba Gettz is Bossman. All of the dimensions converge in the WVS timeline. The Crazy One has Everything.

For Episode 2, the WVS concept was repeated: selling speakers out of a white van.

In Episode 3, Booba Gettz experiences love at first sight. Enter Tonya Tottz. Booba tries to sell Tonya speakers but ends up asking her out to lunch instead.

In Episode 4, Booba and Tonya meet at Taqueria Acapulco on Earth for lunch. The food truck reminds Tonya of a taqueria on her home planet, TA7. Booba orders the Boobarito. Tonya cannot decide which salsa to get.

In Episode 5, we find out how Booba got the job selling speakers. He answers a craigslist ad and attends his job interview wearing a polo shirt with a tie. Booba is hired then trains with Bossman in a scene like Training Day. They go out in a white van to sell speakers. Bossman is a crackhead with a heart of gold. At the end of the episode, Booba kills Bossman.

At the beginning of Episode 6, we realize that Booba killing Bossman was only a figment of Booba’s imagination. Back to the present time, Booba is at the beach clownin’ but also trying to sell speakers because he “ordered too many”. He sees Tonya with another guy who turns out to be her brother. Booba is also trying to avoid the cops.

Booba disguises his van as an intergalactic boba stand. Tonya loves intergalactic boba from back home. Booba’s sidekick Bobby Gettz, not short for Robert, works the boba stand. Pearl Pittz is Bobby’s girlfriend. Pearl works at Feet Is Feet. In the show, you only see her feet. J Jelly Jameson is Bossman’s real name. 

In Episode 7, Bobby takes a bullet for Booba while they are being chased by the Intergalactic Boba Commission. Booba goes back in time to get Young Booba to work the boba stand. Young Booba doesn’t know what to do, so he just uses everything then invents The Crazy One.

Businesses at the SH69 food truck trailer park: Taqueria Acapulco, Fiarrhea, Tofuin Around, The Crazy One, Feet Is Feet, Fortune Teller

Episode 160: The Land of Free Cheese

Foxtrot and Burrito were off for the holidays, so this episode replays a couple segments from recent episodes that feature them: Fun Facts About Godzilla and Power Tool Hustle. Gemini and Arthur did the odd news commentary and played What I Had For Lunch. Arthur recalls a strange dream that he had.

Arthur connected to Daddy Juice Energy Studio from a lo-fi parallel of the Quantimino™, so his audio quality is not triple uranium output this episode.

Double X Quantimino – Replay Edition.

Fun Facts About Godzilla (from Episode 154).

Power Tool Hustle (from Episodes 153-156).

This Is The Newz.

Man jailed for life over $20 marijuana sale has been freed.

Dark web drug trafficker used $50K to pay his mortgage.

Nature is not healing.

12-Year-Old ‘DJ’ Who Organised Rave Parties In School Loo Comes Home To Find His Equipment Confiscated.

Kung Fu Masters in China Who Practice the Painful Looking Dying Tradition Known as ‘Iron Crotch’.

Women find chrome ‘Z’ under North Las Vegas bench to win $10,000 in nationwide treasure hunt.

Sony yanks Cyberpunk 2077 from Playstation store after outcry.

KFC launches 4K, 240FPS gaming console with a built-in chicken warmer.

Couple Win Cash Equivalent Of 60 Years’ Worth Of Domino’s Pizza After Naming Son Dominic.

Pepsi is launching ‘cocoa’ cola, a drink made to taste like hot chocolate with marshmallows.

McDonald’s To Serve Spam and Oreo Burger in China.

Woman pays for a stranger’s McDonald’s but regrets it after finding out the price.

McDonald’s is launching Katsu Curry Chicken McNuggets.

Tractor-trailer crash spills 20,000 pounds of cheese balls on highway.

Ridiculously expensive Tokyo sandwich for 8,650 yen.

What I Had For Lunch.

Marco’s Pizza.

Gemini caught a cold.

Arthur’s strange dream.

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Episode 159: Higher Educational Technical Street Learning

Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at the crossroads of the Quantimino™, Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Class is in session with the four dudes in the booth catching up, letting their imaginations run wild, commenting on odd news, and playing another round of their favorite guessing game, What I Had For Lunch.

Pre-show: Stats STAT.

A look back at 2020.

Burrito got bicycle parts in the mail which leads to a discussion about bicycles.

Coheed and Cambria reference: Ten Speed (Of God’s Blood and Burial).

Arthur’s bad luck in 2020 with his fridge, oven, and car.

Any movies, TV shows, podcasts, or musical compositions that got you through 2020?

The Boys, The Mandalorian, Clone Wars, 90s music, Band Maid.

If your d!ck could talk, which Ninja Turtle would it be?

The meaning of Xmas.


This Is The Newz.

Psychedelic drug DMT to be trialled in the UK to treat depression.

Jay-Z’s Marijuana Line Monogram Debuts First Products.

‘Friday’ star Tommy ‘Tiny’ Lister died at 62.

Drugs recalled after ‘mix-up’ packages depression medication and erectile dysfunction drug together.

‘World’s Smallest Target’ has been demolished.

Lost painting worth more than a quarter-million dollars found by a dumpster.

Thirsty burglar’s soda break puts him in the can for 5 years.

Slam City Police Searching for Suspects Who Stole Man’s Truck, Tacos During Robbery.

Woman with 5 kids carjacked a man on San Antonio’s West Side Saturday.

Giant Godzilla statue is part of Japanese park’s Christmas illumination celebration

Tokyo has a cafe lounge that’s for negative people only.

Japanese government’s new birth rate plan: Use AI to tell people who’d be a good spouse for them.

I spent $120 to try every burger at Wendy’s, and the best is a classic.

Domino’s gives hourly workers a $1,200 holiday bonus.

After Destroying Peoria’s Internet-Famous Cookie Monster Mural, the Landlord Will Commission a ‘More Appropriate’ One to Replace It.

Man, 41, Arrested for Climbing onto Airplane Wing Before Takeoff from Las Vegas Airport.

Police release surveillance footage of prisoner escape in Gary.

Portland man accused of chasing McDonald’s employees with chainsaw.

Belgian police shut down 50-person cross-border sex party.

Man receives probation for tricking women into changing diapers.

Man gets jail time for smuggling sea cucumbers across the border.

Pornhub Just Purged All Unverified Content From the Platform.

Ontarian Leaves Package Of Poop On Porch & It Apparently Got Stolen Only 40 Mins Later.

Bride says she wore a secret vibrator controlled by her husband at her wedding.

This 6-year-old racked up $16K on mom’s credit card playing video games.

Cyberpunk 2077 Issues Lead to $1 Billion Loss for Founders.

Wearing someone else’s face: Hyper-realistic masks to go on sale in Japan.

Pennsylvania man eats Chick-fil-A for over 130 days straight, breaks unofficial record.

Lab-Grown Chicken Meat Will Make Its Restaurant Debut This Saturday.

San Francisco’s only Olive Garden closes for good.

What I Had For Lunch.

WIHFL – The Card Game.

Hot Dogs from Home Depot.

The Land of Free Cheese.

WTF We Learned This Week.

Community College.

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Episode 158: Cowabunga Egg Rolls

Intergalactic boba runners travel through the Quantimino™ to Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to record a show about their happenings, odd news, lunch, and things that they learned.

Foxtrot PSA.

Double X Quantimino.

Ticking Time Bandito supervillain Kilohertz.

Voting J Roper off the island.

Mister Cleo runs the izakaya.

Izakaya menu. Omurice made with space eggs and cooked with the fire of four suns.

Rings of Saturn ice water.

The Crazy One intergalactic boba drink.

Recap of details from White Van Scam, the story of Booba Gettz.

Foxtrot’s superhero, Kumo the Spider Drift King.

Burrito pre-ordered the Evangelion Finally vinyl.

Tiny houses.

911 call for mouth burned by scorching lasagna.

This Is The Newz.

New Orleans swingers event becomes ‘superspreader’ after 41 test positive for coronavirus.

A ‘monolith’ in Slam City.

The Developer Who Painted Over the 5Pointz Graffiti Mecca Must Pay an Additional $2 Million to Cover the Artists’ Legal Fees.

‘Wheel of Fortune’ viewers concerned over Pat Sajak’s recent ‘feisty’ behavior.

Dog missing for three weeks finds his owner working at Walmart.

Foster’s: ‘Australian for beer’ around the world will soon be introduced to Australians.

Vulgar Image On Kids’ Show ‘Maya The Bee’ Causes Netflix To Pull Episode.

A Fisherman Making $670 A Month Found 220 Pounds Of Whale Vomit Worth Up To $3.2 Million.

65-year-old woman accused of selling narcotics out of her central Austin home.

California man punches 350-pound bear in face to save beloved dog ‘Buddy’.

Mario Lopez will play Colonel Sanders in KFC-Lifetime original movie ‘A Recipe for Seduction’.

$340,000 worth of MSI’s Nvidia RTX 3090s Stolen in China.

Politically correct Santa tells a crying kid he won’t bring him Nerf gun.

Name your baby after a fast food chain to win 60 years of Domino’s pizza.

Chuck Yeager, pilot who broke the sound barrier, dies at 97.

Pizza Hut is selling a triple-decker pizza box.

Impersonating a Property Owner, a Man Paid an Artist to Paint a Cookie Monster Mural in Peoria.

Giant 9 pound goldfish found in South Carolina lake.

American woman breaks record for largest afro.

Former Israeli space chief says aliens exist.

A retro noodle soup vending machine is immortalized in an udon soup-flavored pound cake.

Shortage of chocolatey milk enhancer Milo has Japanese resellers licking their chops.

Dunkin’ customer stabs teen worker because flavor wasn’t available.

McDonald’s fries in Japan suddenly start tasting like cosmetics.

A SpaceX Mars rocket prototype just exploded. It was still a success.

Rats besiege New York Chipotle, eating avocados and attacking staff.

Krispy Kreme celebrates ‘Day of the Dozens’ 2020 with $1 doughnuts deal. 

What I Had For Lunch.

WTF We Learned This Week.

Space, Cheetle, and the origin of Genghis Khan.

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