Slam City

Gemini and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with Foxtrot and  Burrito via Jitsi for their recap of the short week, play everyone’s favorite Slam City classic guessing game What I Had For Lunch, comment on odd news, and reflect on what they learned this week.

Gemini did a live stream where he attempted to make a tornado omelette.

Burrito went outside to check the mail to get some cars.

Spill the Beans, Burrito – Burrito’s red faux leather desk chair finally arrived.

This is the Newz

Marijuana vending machines now available in Colorado with more to follow

America Has Two Feet. It’s About to Lose One of Them.

If You Aren’t Milking Your Corn, Is It Really Summer?

Russell Kirsch, Inventor of the Pixel, Passed Away

Microsoft Internet Explorer is finally dead

Bald eagle attacks $950 drone, sends it to bottom of Lake Michigan

A stash of beer and gum that dates back to the 1980s was discovered hidden behind the shelves of a Washington library

Ryan Reynolds Opens Streaming Service That Only Streams 2003’s Foolproof

Marijuana company will destroy $2.6 million inventory of year-old vapes

Playhouse put on Airbnb as joke booked by family

Girl, 12, caught on camera gambling at Australian casino

Europe’s largest 3D-printer just made its first two-story house

Swiss scientists create glow-in-the-dark mice to study cellular function

Man steals bucket truck, takes it for a drive through the Beaded Curtain Outdoor Mall

Martial artist uses nunchucks to light 21 candles in one minute

German circus sells jars of lion poop for gardening

Woman celebrates 103rd birthday by getting first tattoo

Michael Jordan shoes auctioned for $615,000, setting new record

Aquarium drains wishing waterfall for 100 gallons of extra cash

A man lived in a Tampa Bay-area stadium’s luxury suite for over 2 weeks before he was arrested

YouTuber designs gun that shoots masks onto faces of those who refuse to wear them

Why Tokyo’s New Transparent Public Restrooms Are A Stroke Of Genius

Kellogg’s Mermaid, Frozen Waffles, Blue Raspberry

The next Girl Scouts cookie flavor to grace your mouth: French toast

An Arkansas farmer disguised himself as a woman to sneak into a cemetery and deface the grave of his longtime nemesis with animal carcasses

Poop transplant cures man’s ‘drunkenness disease’

56-year-old Pokémon GO trainer arrested for assaulting 55-year-old trainer

Japanese man rides 1,000 kilometres on stolen mamachari bicycle to see Tokyo for first time

Want to look good while staying safe? Put CCP Ultra Mask on your face!

Want to own one of the biggest ranches in Texas? It will cost you almost $320 million

The F-100 could sling nuclear bombs and launch itself into the air like a missile. Now it can be yours.

‘National Anthem’ NASCAR car stolen from Cracker Barrel parking lot in Georgia

3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week

Durian on a pizza

Slam City Durian Sour

86 US Agencies can arrest you

WAP

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Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur lose themselves in the Quantimino™ for another episode. . Burrito Bandito got his Band Maid shirts; BJ Chair on its way. . The weeks remain as short as days. . What I Had For Lunch: Floyd’s, Tuna, Red Baron, Turkey sandwich with hatch pepper cheese . Mushroom Talk . This is the Newz . Smartfood’s Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries Popcorn Mix Is Officially Hitting Shelves Next Week . ‘Animaniacs’ Reboot Sets Hulu Premiere Date . Feds discover ‘most sophisticated tunnel in history’ along US-Mexico border . ‘Ren & Stimpy’ Documentary ‘Happy Happy Joy Joy’ Unveils First Trailer . Joe Rogan makes good on Texas move . $1.5 million face mask, complete with 18-karat white gold and 3,600 diamonds . Report finds cancer-causing ‘forever chemicals’ in McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King food packaging . Beer, leather company called out after accidentally naming businesses Maori word for ‘pubic hair’ . Last Blockbuster store is now on Airbnb for a nostalgic ’90s sleepover . Boeing 747s still get critical updates via floppy disks . Over a Billion Android Devices Are at Risk of Data Theft . Dr Pepper is the latest pandemic shortage . Nick Cannon Suing Viacom, Seeking $1.5B For The Value Of ‘Wild N’ Out’ . A woman is stunned when her new driver’s license came back with a picture of an empty chair . Japanese Brazilian BBQ restaurants offering take-out disposable grills made of cardboard . Hokkaido resort offers a vibrant bounty of gelato lookalikes made of potato . Police find Netherlands’ biggest-ever cocaine lab . Google Earth user spots ‘400ft ice ship’ off the coast of Antarctica . Obese man binges 10k calories a day to grow 35st body and please kinky fans . Belarus Has Shut Down the Internet Amid a Controversial Election . Florida woman finds python in her laundry machine . Middletown restaurants feud after fence blocks ocean view . The disturbing underbelly of the ‘step’ pr0n trend . Man Jailed For Alleged Felony Slurpee Battery . South Korean YouTuber sets private parts on fire during gaming livestream, gets 2nd-degree burns . Microsoft Surface Duo release at a whopping $1,399 . Circus Peanut Jello Salad, One of the Weirdest Retro Recipes Out There . Almost Always Win the Game “Guess Who” With This Math-Based Strategy . Hubble Finds Betelgeuse’s Mysterious Dimming Due to Traumatic Outburst . 9 Reasons to Eat a Lot of Beans . Coronavirus Found on Frozen Chicken Wings . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Between ages 16–20, half the population lost their virginity, and by 22 years of age, 90 of the population had. And if you haven’t lost your virginity by age 30, the likelihood that you ever falls dramatically. . Dogs tuck their tail because they are trying to hide fear pheromones that are released by their anus. Similarly, they wag their tail to spread joy pheromones also released by their anus. . Lucky Charms inspired by Circus Peanuts . White Van Scam: Ænis The Scientist . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Zero Gravity

Guy finessed for $60 on date at Texas Roadhouse, Friend starts a GoFundMe for $60, got up to $1400 . Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Slam City Squirter – Key Lime Pie beer . Burrito got another Hot Wheels car: Tokyo Olympics 2020 Toyota 2000GT . What I Had For Lunch . TNS – Taco Neck Syndrome . Free Medium Pizza with Points . Foxtrot had a barbacoa torta over the weekend . Peanut butter and jelly sandwich with pickles . Football with Tanks . The Rock Buys XFL In $15 Million Deal . Analogue Pocket Pre-Orders Sell Out in 15 Minutes . Pringles instant noodles are being sold in Japan . Frog Eats Beetle. Beetle Crawls Through Guts to Escape . Zelda recipe appears in serious novel by serious author after rushed Google search . Mystery as bizarre 15ft creature washes up on beach in Merseyside . Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner earns millions after second rare find . This Japanese face mask translates into eight languages . Brand-new Tokyo Shibuya Scramble intersection opens . Akihabara saying goodbye to landmark as giant Sega arcade announces it’s closing for good . Japanese amusement park offers mask stickers so guests can silently ‘scream’ on roller coasters . Ren & Stimpy Show Revived at Comedy Central . Twitter Hack Zoom Court Hearing Interrupted by A$$-Eating P0rn Video . Kraft Is Replacing Morning Cereal Boxes With Mac And Cheese Breakfast . Cheetos® ‘Lets The Cat Out Of The Bag’ With Launch Of New Cheetos Mac ‘n Cheese . Hungry Men Love Big Boobs . How a man who flew 33 times amid coronavirus stays safe . The Subtle Tricks Shopping Sites Use to Make You Spend More . What Is the Weirdest Engine Swap You’ve Ever Come Across? . Why don’t we just throw all our garbage into volcanoes? . Weed is not good for your heart, studies say . Man solves six Rubik’s cubes underwater for Guinness record . The USDA Has Identified Some of Those ‘Mystery Seeds’ . The Battle to Invent the Automatic Rice Cooker . The correct way to make tea? Science weighs in on microwaving vs. kettle . The ‘Sweat’ you drink: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia’s answer to Gatorade . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 6: Omelet . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Zero Gravity

Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur take their virtual seats at the Loud Table for another trip to Slam City. . Objectophilia, Savantophilia . How Was Your Week? . Burrito ordered a new desk chair . A Slam City gaming stream? . Burrito breaks down The Old Guard movie. . If you could have Uber Eats right now, what would you have? . Anything Barbacoa food truck where main ingredient in all of the menu items is barbacoa . Plant-based barbacoa, non-GMO, zero waste, 3D-printed, stem cells, blockchain, carbon neutral, renewable, organic, solar energy . Fire of the Four Suns hot sauce . What I Had For Lunch – macaroni and cheese, chicken wings, barbacoa breakfast tacos, pizza . Time Travel with GMN and Burrito about a mathlete trip where Gemini overslept and the bus had to get him . This is the Newz . Washington’s football team to call itself Washington Football Team until it settles on a new name . Michigan woman charged with arson after video shows car fire exploding in her face . Eco-Responsible Furniture: This Bookshelf Can Be Reassembled Into A Coffin After The Owner’s Death . University staff member caught printing out large letter-sized pr0n collection on office computer . Limited edition Ramen Pringles to be sold in Pringles vending machines in Japan . Egyptian women get 2 years in prison for TikTok dance videos . A U.S. Army M1A2 Abrams Tank Accidentally Shot a Friendly Tank – Dodgeball with Tanks . Watermelon Burgers must be seen (and tasted) to be believed . Florida Congressional Candidate Warns of Internet ‘Anime Porn’ Like ‘Dragon Ball Z’ . Space Force on alert: Behind Russia’s mysterious testing of deadly anti-satellite weapons in orbit . Dunkin’ is closing 800 US locations . Dunkin’ and Post released coffee-flavored cereals with caffeine . McDonald’s worker refused to let pregnant customer use bathroom because she paid with coupon . Guinness World Records reveals the world’s tallest giraffe . Tampa teen accused of being ‘mastermind’ behind Twitter hack that targeted high-profile accounts . Man’s blocked bowel ‘explodes’ after he ate a big bowl of dumplings . Florida man flees crash, hides in fire station with backpack filled with drugs . Police Arrest Man for Performing Scrotum Surgery at a Backpacker’s Hostel . Average Age of Vehicles on the Road is Approaching 12 Years . Dad still has penis attached to his arm four years after innovative op . Wewahitchka man buys Porsche in Destin with check printed from home computer . ‘Brushing’ scam: The case of the mysterious seeds in Minnesota . Naked couple walking dog arrested in Hopkinton . Doctors Share Bikini Pics to Call Out Study That Said They Were ‘Unprofessional’ . Time Travel Simulation Shows Quantum ‘Butterfly Effect’ Doesn’t Exist . Tesla engineer upgrades chocolate chips . Google offers refund as smart glasses stop working . Grandfather-of-7 tells how a blast of steam shrunk enlarged prostate . French’s Partners With Oskar Blues Brewery to Make a Yellow Mustard Beer Celebrating National Mustard Day . Budweiser Zero is alcohol-free, sugar-free, hopefully not flavor-free . Crocs released KFC clogs that smell like fried chicken that sold out in 30 minutes . Can Greasy Pizza Boxes Be Recycled or Not? . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 5: Deviled . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

Bonus pre-show: Gemini Belch, Burger King Family Bundle, Playstation 5, Lone Star Rio Jade . How Was Your Week sponsored by Foxbox VPN . Burrito Bandito scored some Band Maid shirts . Foxtrot brings the you know to the people on Twitch . Have you ever stained porcelain? . Bidet observations . Butsuk 9000 . Slam City Yearbook . What I Had For Lunch – Burrito: Bajirak Kalguksu, Foxtrot: lasagna, Arthur: Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito, GMN: Za . Lasagna Takoyaki . Deepfake sponsor: Julio Tejas . This is the Newz . Teenager allegedly spends $20,000 of parents’ money on Twitch donations without them knowing . KFC creating 3D-printed ‘meat of the future’ . Dog Heist: Man Drove Car into Pet Store and Stole 6 Puppies . The Bizarre History of Rock, Paper, Scissors . Police search for woman, accused of shooting boyfriend who refused to argue with her . Toyota owner left car ‘somewhere’ in Minneapolis after wild night . Forget birds-eye view: Robotics team makes tiny camera for bugs . Take a First Look at the ‘Godzilla vs. Kong’ Battle . One of the oldest businesses on the internet just got sold for $9 billion . Elon Musk claims his Neuralink chip will allow you to stream music directly to your brain . “Glory holes” listed among health officials’ tips for safe sex amid pandemic . California woman allegedly pees on floor of Verizon store after being asked to wear a mask . Houston is home to Texas’ first drive-thru strip club . 82-year-old woman fights off bear in Japan . Car number plate goes viral as people spot rude message it creates in the mirror: X32 22A . Children running in museum knock over £50,000 glass sculpture of Disney castle . Thai-inspired beverage shop in Manila has an interesting logo . Apparently Putting A Pickle In Cheap Beer Makes It Taste Better . Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode display on human skin . World’s Most Expensive Pokémon Card Sells for $250K . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 4: Benedict . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week: King Kong Hang Meat, Butsuk 1, Disney glass castle . Deepfake sponsors: Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

Intergalactic Boba Runners discuss Band Maid for the Intergalactic Boba Runners anime. . How Was Your Week?? sponsored by Foxbox VPN . The week was as short as the days. . Measuring time with fishfkcs . Smurfs are sandbagging pro gamers. . Bandito installed new shocks on his truck and replaced the battery. He also got the iPhone SE 2 but no case yet. One-day shipping took a few days. . Gemini traveled for work and stayed in a casino hotbox hotel. . What I Had For Lunch sponsored by Julio Tejas . Combination fried rice, Burger King paper crown, Sonic footlong . Selena x San Antonio Spurs . Dude Allegedly Spends $8,000 of Honeymoon Money On a Gaming PC . Music teacher convicted of giving girls semen-tainted flutes. He’s going to prison . CR abbreviation . Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald’s food . Washington Redskins Are Having Issues Changing Their Name Likely Due To Man Trademarking Over 40 Potential Names . Rare ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Game Sells for Whopping $114,000 USD . White Castle becomes the first fast food chain to test out the robot fry cook, Flippy, from Miso Robotics . Grant Imahara, Host of ‘MythBusters’ and ‘White Rabbit Project,’ Dies at 49 . Wayfair conspiracy theory . Lego made a 2,600-piece replica of playing Mario on the NES . Burger King’s latest sustainability effort: reduce cow farts . Tom Yum soup . Foxtrot’s assistant brings him a sprouted potato . Apple, Elon Musk, Kanye West, and other accounts tweeted a bitcoin scam in giant Twitter hack . Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol . Bear Spotted Training With Nun-Chucks! . Texas Man’s Alleged Use of PPP Funds for Crypto Instead of BBQ Has Feds Asking ‘Where’s the Beef?’ . Vantablack? Meh. Meet the Ultra-Black Vantafish . Pregnant Florida woman punched in face at gender reveal party . Bolivian sex workers using raincoats to keep ‘safe’ . More pr0n consumption creates greater erectile dysfunction in European men . Police arrest naked Kentucky man who broke into home, ‘used mushrooms with Jesus’ . Defendant Dared Homeless Man to Do a Backflip for $6, Laughed and Filmed as He Suffered Fatal Injury . Fish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social media . Bikini-clad woman says ‘Karen’ called her naked, demanded she ‘cover up’ . Utah Nonprofit Raises Over $100K Selling Penis-Print Face Masks . Body found by railroad tracks turns out to be sex doll . Japan police seek to stop yakuza handing out Halloween sweets to children . Sex Toy’s Virtual Orgasm Coaching Service Gives New Meaning to Telehealth . NSFW Paper Mario Easter egg is nice . For The First Time Ever, Astronomers Have Witnessed a Black Hole ‘Blink’ . Penguins Can Shoot Their Poop 4 Feet, Which Rules . Put a Pickle in Your Shitty Beer . Baker uses female urine from public toilets to make ‘Goldilocks bread’ . Hybrid Fish Stuns Scientists As Two Species That Last Shared An Ancestor In The Jurassic Have Babies . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 3: Fried . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake sponsors: Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

How Was Your Week? sponsored by Foxbox VPN . Weeks go by super fast for Foxtrot. Bandito wakes up at a decent time; waking up and getting out of bed are two different things. Arthur had the free Slurpee game all wrong. . 451 Degrees Fahrenheit, Fire of Four Suns hot sauce . How Foxtrot makes quesadillas . Dou-ble 👏 Dip-It 👏 Down— . Emo band name: Separated by Emojis . Scream choir . Debut album: Separation Anxiety, Track 1: Separation ❌, Track 2: 35 Minutes of Silence 3️⃣5️⃣🕒🤫, Track 3: Anxiety 😰 . All song titles by Separated by Emojis are emojis. . X’s for Eyes: xx4ii . Names in Parentheses . Quantimino: 4 new emojis . What I Had For Lunch: Sous vide chicken sandwich, Fried rice, Pizza, Busway . This is the Newz . PlayStation owner accidentally buys 11 years of PlayStation Plus membership . Ennio Morricone, Influential Creator of Music for Modern Cinema, Dies at 91 . Woman, 29, with 52.8-inch legs says she loves showing them off . Vehicle with stolen plates crashes into restaurant on Edmonton’s 118 Avenue . 13 coronavirus cases linked to Playhouse strip club in Romulus . The Accidental Invention of the Slip ‘N Slide . Best Guns For Alien Invasion . ‘Costco Karen’ Goes Viral After She Throws Temper Tantrum From Being Asked to Wear Face . Mask . Aichi man arrested again after having slashed over 1,000 women’s tires to get to know them better . The Nigerian Email Scammer Who Stole Millions From Premier League Club, NY Law Firm, Banks . Frog stows away from Colombia to Wales in shipment of bananas . St. Charles angler catches 112-pound catfish on Mississippi River . Chicken makes daring escape in Instacart driver’s trunk . Could Black Holes Be The Dark Matter Our Universe Needs? . PSVR Patent Describes Technology That Displays Ads Within Headsets . KFC Completes Nationwide Switch from Potato Wedges to New Secret Recipe Fries . New twist on an old favorite: Taco Bell debuts ‘Grilled Cheese’ burrito . Al pastor from the corner store: How to make Spam tacos . Weird Japanese vending machine find: Soda that looks like mayonnaise . Man dragged while hanging out of stolen car driven by girlfriend . Meet the Owner of the World’s Largest Pizza Box Collection . eSkootr is a high-speed electric scooter racing series launching in 2021 . Japanese Aquariums Track Penguins’ Dramatic, Salacious Love Lives Through Complex Flowcharts . Slovakia police dog sniffs out $2.26B in methamphetamine seizure . Google launches balloon-powered internet service in Kenya . Woman claims she was scammed out of thousands on Venmo . Tetris is now a daily game show with cash prizes . Egg-cellent Adventure . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Grand Tetons . Harbor Freight jack stands are jacked up (again) . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite Flyrite

The Burrito Bandito got his tools to work on his truck. . Foxtrot reviews a 2020 Nissan Altima; he would rather his 240 . Budissy in the Slam City vernacular . Free Slurpees . Home Game on Netflix . Minute to Win It with Apollo Ono flexing at the camera . Official Sport of Slam City: Urethrus . What I Had For Lunch . Easy, greasy chimicheesy . This is the Newz . Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental Health . Lamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroom . Nasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into space . NASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challenge . Man takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify him . Man Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly Wrong . Rob Paulsen Promises the New ‘Animaniacs’ Episodes Stay True to the Original . Couple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Caesars pizza . The Perfect Art Heist: Hack the Money, Leave the Painting . New Giant Evangelion Attraction Opening In Japan . Costco stops selling half-sheet cakes . Ancient Japanese birds looked a lot like New Zealand’s monster penguins . Trip to the store for hot dogs leads man to $100,000 lottery jackpot . Crater of Diamonds visitor finds 2.23-carat brown diamond in the dirt . Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas and Daddy Juice Energy . Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog . Boy, 10, has a five-foot cable stuck in bladder ‘for five years’ . Family too scared to leave house after 25,000 bees invade kids’ garden trampoline . School board member in Oklahoma spotted drinking a beer during board meeting . Semi crash leaves road covered in French fries . Japan awards first-ever ninja studies degree . New hack runs homebrew code from DVD-R on unmodified PlayStation 2 . The Pokémon Go grandpa’s bike evolves to hold 64 smartphones . Alien invaders’ AI found on Mars searching for signs of life . New compounds from starfish show efficacy against cancer cells. . Shaquille O’Neal and Papa John’s Pizza launch Shaq-a-Roni Pizza with company’s largest slices . This recipe combines mac and cheese and queso fundido into one dish . Victorian farmers perfect a smoked eggs . Scientists say whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs . ‘Half Baked 2’ Headed for Production After Receiving Coveted California Tax Credit . Huge Wendy’s and Pizza Hut franchisee files for bankruptcy . A Dog’s Life: Russia’s only Corgi Cop calls it quits . Biggest gold fraud breaks in China: 83 tons of gold bars used as loan collateral turned out to be copper . Hair weaves from Chinese prison camps seized . Egyptian belly-dancer given three-year jail term for ‘inciting debauchery’ . A 100-mph car chase in California ends with suspect driving over cliff and into the Pacific Ocean . Italian police seize over $1 billion of ‘ISIS-made’ amphetamines . Man takes 92 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . Egg-cellent Adventure: Ajitama . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

How Was Your Week: Bandito got some new tools. Foxtrot’s world is on fire. Arthur’s home Internet pulses with the pandemic. Gemini’s weeks fly and the work is never done. . What I Had For Lunch . Avocado Toast . Vienna Sausage . This Is The Newz . Government denies knowledge of strange ‘UFO’ over Japanese city . Giant cherry found on Italian farm unofficially breaks world record . ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’ employs blow-up doll for love scenes . Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack . Drunk monkey to spend life behind bars in India . Man on whale-watching holiday captures one-in-a-million shot of 10-foot penis . Free Comic Book Day Expands to 9 Weeks This Summer . Guinness reverses decision to strip Billy Mitchell’s Pac-Man and Donkey Kong records . Sushi tacos now on sale in Japan . Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South Africa . Fired police officer accused in feces sandwich prank loses second bid to get his job back . Kosher lube puts oral sex on the menu for Orthodox Jews . CERN wants to build a new $23 billion super-collider that’s 100 kilometres long . Smelly durian fruit sends six to hospital and forces evacuation . Women less likely to date men with cats, study finds . Joel Schumacher, famed director of Batman films and The Lost Boys, dies at 80 . The C.A.R.L.Y.—That’s “Can’t Afford Real Life Yet”—Is the Consumer of the Future . Man causes mayhem after sharing ‘abomination’ in his pizza delivery order: . Strawberries on a pizza . Botched restoration of Virgin Mary painting goes viral . More hikers getting lost and injured on Greenbelt . Former Manager of Little Caesars Store Posts Photos of Rats in Pizza Sauce and Trash Can . G Fuel Introduces Sonic the Hedgehog Energy Drink . Tennessee dog turns 20, sets record for oldest living golden retriever in history . ‘Black neutron star’ discovery changes astronomy . Latest sighting of the Loch Ness monster . A.I. Robot Cast in Lead Role of $70M Sci-Fi Film . Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner becomes overnight millionaire . Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out . Not kidding around: Woman sues for paternity test on goats . The Arctic is on fire: Siberian heat wave alarms scientists . Man allegedly caught at airport with cocaine inside artificial penis . Man’s bladder is torn apart from holding urine for 18 hours . ‘Godzilla dust cloud’ from Sahara blankets Caribbean on its way to US . X-rated p0rno mistaken for kid’s book . Man has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel . The Latest Pandemic Shortage: Coins Are The New Toilet Paper . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Leave at least one hole open . Intergalanalytics . D!cks Count . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

Our recent recording meant to be Episode 134: Salted Plumz was lost in the Quantimino™. To keep the content flowing, the Intergalactic Boba Runners travel back in time three short months ago when the Dudes in a Booth were still taping shows in the Booth, not wearing masks, not social distancing, and watching the world stockpile toilet paper. Those ideas were still in their infancy, but Rona had already started her invasion across the planet. . Special Guests: Burrito Candy . How Was Your Week? . Foxbox VPN and Spit Plus . 2700 Seconds Listening Party . Gemini Clicks Anything . Feral Hogs Find and Destroy Cocaine Worth $22,000 Hidden in Woods . White Van Scam starring Booba Gettz – Bossman Gonna Kill Me, First Idea Session . Julio Tejas . Public Service Announcement to Junior Pandas: Spank Bank Preservation . Booba Gettz The Crazy One . This Is The Newz . Children’s book gets Guinness record with 1,250 alternative endings . Fairy Tail Reveals Incredibly Expensive Life-Sized Erza Statue . Reported loose lion was unusually groomed dog in Spain . Gemini’s ocean repellent attracts sharks so he has to punch them in the nose . 3,549 people don Smurf costumes to break Guinness record . Blue Man Group franchise . We finally know how millipedes have sex, thanks to glowing genitals . Son accused of shoving 78-year-old father off cliff . An Australian thief used a fishing rod to steal a Versace necklace . Police jail woman who paid bail with marijuana-scented cash . Rockstar Energy Drink Founder Cashes Out For Nearly $4 Billion . Monster energy drink says Byron company stole their logo . Why people are panic buying and stockpiling toilet paper to cope with coronavirus fears . South Florida’s Fetish Community Falls Head Over Heels for Feet . Gundams, Ouroboros Man, Booba Gettz . Homeless man arrested for attempting to spank man because “you need to respect your elders” . Claw machine toys replaced with toilet paper rolls amid coronavirus fears . Wisconsin wardens rescue skunk with head stuck in soup can . Family accidentally orders $2,153 worth of toilet paper . Man Who Filmed Himself Licking Ice Cream Tub Gets Jail Time . New chlamydia species discovered deep under the Arctic Ocean . Lot Lizards . What I Had For Lunch with Burrito Bandito and Candy Cane . Skins and Bones Campaign: Questions from the Press for Future President Gemini Jackson . Three Things That Foxtrot Learned