Slam City

From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of four dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.

Double X Quantimino.

Combo meals.

Tail discussion, tail cosplay: Barney, Michael J Fox, Left Shark.

Burrito got mail: Cowboy Bebop vinyl.

Foxtrot finished the first two seasons of The Boys. Gemini and Arthur bring up that one scene in Season 2 again without spoiling it.

Ticking Time Bandito enemy Vektor.

Mr Cleo.

The Circle Game, The Pizza Game.

Milk expiration dates: If it ain’t cheese, you drink it with ease.

Yerba mate.

High-tech electric toothbrushes.

Valorant explained to Burrito.

This Is The Newz

Indonesian man becomes a millionaire as a meteorite crashes into home.

Burger King Japan Asks: Can a Sandwich Have Too Much Meat?.

Scientists Used Human Genes to Make Monkey Brains Bigger.

Massive 14-hour line forms as Colorado gets first In-N-Out Burger joints.

Huge sinkhole with glowing green liquid appears on Toronto street.

Botched art restorations become Japanese gacha capsule toys.

Guitar Center is filing for bankruptcy.

Most expensive video game ever: Rare copy of ‘Super Mario 3’ sold at auction.

253 Supreme T-shirts expected to sell for $2M in Christie’s auction.

Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars.

Weird Japanese vending machine beverage: Dashi fish soup from…Coca-Cola?!?.

Phallus sculpture appears in Bavarian mountains.

The mysterious monoliths in Utah, Romania and California.

FAA fines Philadelphia drone pilot and Youtuber $184,500.

First Look Inside Super Nintendo World, Which Opens In Japan Next February.

Lawsuit Claims Mexican Beer Tecate Is Actually Brewed in Holland.

Evangelion Finally Album Release Announced for Digital, CD & Vinyl.

The Mister Donut Ice Bar: When donuts become ice cream.

We rock Japan’s new wearable grocery bag for sustainable, stylish shopping.

Oreo releases new Lady Gaga-themed cookies.

French pizza maker sets a new Guinness World Record.

Driver busted for using flashlights as headlights on his car.

Man’s wife sells his PlayStation 5 after she discovers he lied and said it was an air purifier.

What I Had For Lunch.

WTF We Learned This Week.

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Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur pack their bug out bags and meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City.

Gemini made pon de rings on his Twitch stream and reflects on the experience.

Burrito Bandito took his damaged linen back posters out of their package and updated the gang on his ideas with them.

More discussion about bug out bags brought up in the previous episode.

Slam City Night Out Bug Out Bag.

Foxtrot got all of his power tool returns and exchanges sorted out.

If you could have only one superpower, which superpower would it be?

Burrito would be Eduardo Tiempo, the Ticking Time Bandito with his sidekick, Krystal Quartz, the Hourglass.

Foxtrot is Spider Drift King aka Kumo Chop Suey, a superhero with powers like Spider-man.

Arthur would have the power to teleport.

Gemini would be brown Gumby.

Job titles for Slam Citizens.

Sharing anime that left an impression: Dorohedoro, Darling in the FranXX, Your Name, Himouto! Umaru-chan, et al.

This Is The Newz.

Botched Restoration of Spanish Sculpture Draws Scrutiny.

World’s largest White Castle breaking ground in Orlando ahead of opening next year.

With the Mexican Pizza officially gone, Taco Bell brings back a favorite: the Toasted Cheddar Chalupa.

You have to see the ‘nicest Taco Bell in the world’ for yourself.

KFC ‘Delays’ Chicken Bucket Console to Match Cyberpunk 2077.

New twist on recipes ahead of the holidays, with cookbooks from Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

Fight club in New York City with over 200 people broken up by authorities.

Amazon employees arrested for stealing $592,000 worth of iPhones.

Costco offers private jet membership.

Nude man was arrested after driving into a grocery store.

‘2020 Scent’ candle emits aromas reminiscent of pandemic lockdown and Tiger King.

Pope Francis’ Instagram account appears to ‘like’ bikini model’s photo.

‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestant Stunningly Fails At ‘Declaring Victory’.

A Fukuoka woman drives through the front of a convenience store because she really needed to pee.

Wild video shows a man blasting a flamethrower from atop an MTA bus in Brooklyn.

New homeowners found coins worth $25,000 in a drawer — and then gave them back.

Gemz during Newz: 

Condom water balloon fight.

Muppet Gonzo’s Covid mask.

2020 scented candles by Slam City: hint of mint, unscented, aloe hand sanitizer, sandalwood.

Re-enactment: Flamethrower.

What I Had For Lunch: Gemini had Nachos Bell Grande. Foxtrot had chicken and rice. Burrito had pizza. Arthur had Shin Ramen.

Slam City Public Access Channel 69.

WTF We Learned This Week.

Arthur learned that a valve cover is not threaded.

You don’t suck half a D.

The etymology of “the 11th Hour”.

How to pronounce “Julius Caesar”.

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Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur record another triple uranium episode at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for conversations about life, lunch, and odd news.

Double X Quantimino.

Gemini Jackson made pancakes on his live stream.

Foxtrot updates the gang on his power tool hustle.

Burrito’s poster finally arrived but with bad news.

2021 Prediction.

Civil War II – You have 30 minutes to take what you need with you, what will you take?

This Is The Newz

Man Banned From Yellowstone National Park After Rangers Catch Him Cooking Chickens in the Hot Springs.

Taiwan teen woke from a 62-day coma by words ‘chicken fillet’.

The Company That Owns Arby’s And Buffalo Wild Wings Just Bought Dunkin’ Brands For $11.3 Billion.

Tesla just rolled out its own tequila. It’s already sold out.

Beach ball-sized jellyfish capable of damaging boats spotted in South Carolina.

Rare, 4-foot-wide jellyfish spotted on Florida beach.

A California man donated 25,000 baseball cards to a 9-year-old girl who lost her collection in a wildfire.

Japanese mandarin oranges purchased at $9.6G for a single crate.

The US government seized $1 billion in bitcoin from dark web marketplace Silk Road.

Paris bans delivery and takeaway food and alcohol at night.

Legal weed won big in the election.

Texas boy wins first place in national mullet championship.

McDonald’s to test McPlant, which includes its own meat-free burger.

Man asks for no salad in McDonald’s burger but when it arrives, he’s ‘devastated’.

Capcom hit by ransomware attack, is reportedly being extorted for $11 million.

Scientists 3D print a microscopic Star Trek spaceship that moves on its own.

Alex Trebek, Revered Host of ‘Jeopardy!’ for 36 Years, Dies at 80.

Krispy Kreme debuts new glazed doughnut flavor for fall (and isn’t pumpkin spice).

Fashion brand Supreme has been bought for $2.1 billion by VF, which owns Vans, Timberland, and North Face.

Florida woman busted for “self care” outside 7-Eleven caught “committing” same offense outside Popeyes.

The Disc Drive PlayStation 5 Is Worth the Extra Money.

Couple complained that the Animal Planet show cast them as pot growers.

Indian man builds 9-foot-long marker pen for Guinness record.

Woman posing as an FBI agent sought free fast food.

Japanese town deploys ‘Monster Wolf’ robots to deter wild bears.

Robbers drill into a vault, steal 6.5 million euros.

First customer to get a PS5 was the first to get a PS4, too.

Microsoft: ‘Please do not blow vape smoke into your Xbox Series X’.

What I Had For Lunch

WTF We Learned This Week

Manatees control their buoyancy by cycles of farts.

Gemini re-listened to some music to test out his new headphones. Which well-produced albums would you listen to test speakers?

Foxtrot hasn’t watched any more of The Boys, because he watched Boyz n the Hood.

Reflecting back to Chappelle’s Show.

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Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.

Burrito fell under the weather last week, got tested for Covid, and fortunately tested negative.

Foxtrot provides updates on his tool collection hustle.

Amazon Prime’s The Boys watch party update.

Fun Facts about Godzilla.

You can only pick your three favorite three breakfast cereals from a list of nine.

What I Had For Lunch: Gemini had Eggo blueberry waffles. Burrito had a salmon burger with gorgonzola cheese. Foxtrot had chicken and dumplings with habanero hot sauce. Arthur had leftover Red Baron pizza.

This Is The Newz.

Man arrested in Japan for selling overseas bootleg anime DVDs.

More than $1M worth of stolen Home Depot goods recovered.

McDonald’s McRib is returning to menus across America for the first time in 8 years.

Leopard mauls Florida man who paid for ‘full-contact experience’ with a big cat.

These Influencers Are Computer Generated. But They’re Making Real Money.

Colorado man wins lottery, misses deadline to turn in ticket by 3 days.

A couple got married at the Dunkin’ drive-thru where they met.

Sean Connery: James Bond actor dies aged 90.

A Florida fisherman caught a gator he’d been watching for three years. It weighed more than 1,000 pounds.

Oreo built a doomsday vault to protect cookies from an asteroid.

College Students At University in Bali Permitted To Pay Their Tuition With Coconuts.

Burger King urges customers to go to McDonald’s in order to help the restaurant industry. 

In Brazil, a parrot puppeteer’s death stirs the nation.

Russia’s ‘Sausage King’ Murdered With Crossbow.

You can now finally get chicken thighs from this buffalo wing chain.

Oregon became the first state to decriminalize hard drugs like heroin and cocaine.

McDonald’s Japan now has a double cheeseburger with rice buns, and people are raving about it.

Mysterious ‘snake’ spotted in Virginia turns out to be an invasive worm.

‘Baby Shark Dance’ becomes YouTube’s most viewed video.

Bank Teller Laughs at Robber Trying to Rob a Bank with a Meat Cleaver.

Mountain Dew introduces its own hot sauce.

Pizza Hut Taiwan’s New Halloween Pizza Looks Like a Charred Black Pizza Topped with Lumps of Coal.

‘Genshin Impact’ Is Making A Truly Astonishing Amount Of Money.

KFC debuts clean-shaven Colonel Sanders for month of ‘Movember’.

Couple find Prohibition-era whiskey hidden in the wall of their home.

Gemz during Newz: 

If we had our own advertised custom fast food combo meals.

Re-enactment of a bank robbery with a meat cleaver.

WTF We Learned This Week: ALDI

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Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur record from Daddy Juice Energy Studio for another solid episode of Slam City.

Burrito’s package was lost in the mail and still lost.

Burrito gets another package and unboxes a slide hammer.

Foxtrot expands his tool collection and explains his hustle.

The Boys watch party update.

Netflix documentaries.

Moderation.

The Good vs Evil Draft.

Burrito got sick (not Covid).

What I Had For Lunch – Foxtrot made Shin ramen. Gemini made chicken marsala. Burrito had lasagna soup and Domino’s. Arthur had Marco’s double pepperoni specialty pizza for half-price.

Fideo Paella’s Italian cousin, Pollo Marsala.

This Is The Newz.

Meet the Diabolical Ironclad Beetle. It’s Almost Uncrushable.

President Trump’s Twitter was accessed by a security expert who guessed the password ‘maga2020!’.

Crisis fermenting as cabbage shortage hits South Korea’s kimchi culture.

7-Eleven Japan’s “Paper Tiger” sandwich sparks online controversy over deceptive packaging.

We try Burger King Japan’s “Fake Burger”, a chip butty on steroids.

Parents name their daughter after internet provider for free WiFi.

Bot orders $18,752 of McSundaes every 30 min. to find if machines are working.

Japan puts off the decision to release treated Fukushima water into the sea.

Microsoft Sent Snoop Dogg an Xbox Series X Fridge for His Birthday.

Couple at a NYC eatery served $2,000 Bordeaux in error after ordering cheap wine.

Australia Bans Import of Hentai And Other Adult Anime Products from Japan!

A Deepfake Porn Bot Is Being Used to Abuse Thousands of Women.

Berlin breaks up a 600-strong party over Covid.

KFC sells its fried chicken-scented fire logs at Walmart.

5 rappers accused of smoking marijuana last year.

Passenger falls and dies after hanging out of van and killing bicyclist.

Walmart store evacuated when skunk wanders inside.

NASA mission finds water on the sunlit surface of the moon.

Guitar Center may file for bankruptcy after missing $45 million payment.

Self-cloning mutant crayfish are invading a Belgian cemetery.

Pole-dancing skeletons must be removed, HOA tells homeowner.

Four Loko wants to get you drunk fast with new ‘Pregame’ shots.

‘Tiny Toons Looniversity’: Steven Spielberg Executive-Produced Reboot Gets Two-Season Series Order For HBO Max and Cartoon Network.

Costco is the latest retailer to drop Chaokoh coconut milk over allegations of forced monkey labor.

El Paso strip clubs remain open after Mayor Margo breaks tie vote.

Shoppers horrified to find a ‘cute’ stag ornament from B&M is VERY well-endowed.

A Tampa woman made 42,000 fraudulent Amazon returns in the past 5 years.

Seattle arcade unveils ‘touchless’ pinball machines.

Twitch suspends DragonForce guitarist for playing his own music.

Sally the Salad Robot is replacing the traditional salad bar at Piggly Wiggly.

Gemz during Newz: 

Gemini watched The Departed in VR. 

Jaymark Is Dead. 

Double X Quantimino At Home Edition.

Foxtrot falls in the Quantimino.

How can there be water on the Moon if there is no Moon?

The Devil’s Draft.

WTF We Learned This Week.

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm.

Conspiracy theory about adrenal glands is Monsters, Inc.

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Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino™ to Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for another fantastic episode of Slam City.

Gemini asks Burrito and Foxtrot who would play them in a Hollywood movie. Burrito would be played by Andrew Garfield or Michael Cera. Foxtrot would be played by Bruce Lee, Jet Li, or Chun Li. Near the end of this episode, the suggestion of Foxtrot being played by Bobby Lee is brought up. Gemini would be played by The Rock.

Gemini, Foxtrot, and Arthur try Dunkin’s Spicy Ghost Pepper donut. There was some heat, but they were not impressed.

Burrito’s package has not arrived, so he’s filing an insurance claim.

First episode of Exhibit A on Netflix. Thank You, Soldier.

The Boys from Amazon Prime.

The two Guinness World Records broken for longest legs last episode was for longest legs for a female and longest legs for a teenager, not left and right legs.

How we enjoy Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

Gas station food.

Smartphone dependency, MapQuest maps.

What I Had For Lunch – Foxtrot had a top shelf frozen pizza. Burrito had a torta from a Tex-Mex restaurant. Arthur had BOGO chicken wings with seasoned fries. Gemini had tacos with jalapeño sausage, avocado, and corn.

This Is The Newz

Cells at San Diego Zoo lead to cloning of an endangered horse.

Pumpkin weighing 2,350 pounds wins California contest.

LA Rapper Who Boasted About Getting Rich From Unemployment Fraud on Youtube Gets Arrested — for Unemployment Fraud.

A plane passenger was caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes.

Coca-Cola will discontinue the iconic diet soda.

The chilling story of ‘Frozen Charlotte’ and the corpse-like dolls that bear her name.

Rapper Nelly touched by beer-can shout-out from Budweiser: ‘Something to live up to’.

The Flaming Lips performed a concert with the band and fans encased in plastic bubbles.

‘Home Improvement’ star arrested, accused of choking girlfriend.

Japan-Themed Street Opens In China For Travel-Starved Tourists.

Japan To Release Radioactive Fukushima Water Into the Ocean.

Japanese KitKats are shrinking, Nestlé says the previous size may have been “too large” for customers.

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident.

Married father of 3 wears skirts, heels to work because ‘he can’.

Teenager Finally Achieves Her Dream Of Dating Godzilla.

Burger King is releasing a Fake Burger in Japan.

Van Damme saves the life of a chihuahua after a row over a fake passport.

Sushi pizza: surprisingly Canadian, surprisingly great.

‘Fast and Furious’ Franchise to End With 11th Film, Justin Lin Directing.

McDonald’s Franchisees Are Working On Ways To Fix The Chain’s Broken Ice Cream Machines.

‘Glitter bomb’ sent to employee of 911 center in Pennsylvania.

Bees everywhere on I-81 after a crash in Luzerne County.

OxyContin maker to plead guilty to federal criminal charges, pay $8 billion, and will close the company.

Quibi Is Shutting Down Barely Six Months After Going Live.

Jealous woman knifed a man in front of witnesses weeks after she bit his testicles.

Cocaine worth $500m found hidden in charcoal shipment.

Nine members of the same family die after eating homemade noodles kept in the freezer.

Reese’s Robotic Halloween Door Safely Dispenses Free Peanut Butter Cups.

Woman trespasser arrested after telling cops her name was ‘My B*tt Just F**ted’.

An Iowa woman has a deceased pet cat cloned.

AMC Theaters offer private screenings starting at $99.

Sale of Notorious B.I.G.’s plastic crown sets Guinness record.

‘Breathable Bacon’ face mask gives wearers the aroma of bacon.

Japanese sake giant creates gin from 80,000 recycled Budweisers.

Flippy, the $30,000 automated robot fast-food cook, is now for sale with ‘demand through the roof’.

This Man Blended Whiskeys From All 50 States to Make the Ultimate American Spirit.

A Disturbing Twinkie That Has, So Far, Defied Science.

Japanese Artist Itsuo Kobayashi Draws Every Meal He’s Eaten for Over 30 Years – Food Is Love.

Scientists Just Accidentally Found A New Organ Hidden Inside The Human Head.

Banksy’s ‘Show me the Monet’ painting sells for nearly $10 million.

WTF We Learned This Week

Only Fan Mail

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Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain for more discussions on life, lunch, and odd news.

The hosts with the most open up with a discussion about Amazon’s Prime Day.

Unrelated to Prime Day, Burrito had a package lost in the mail and reveals that he has not one but two USPS apps installed on his phone.

Arthur’s fridge was finally fixed and is making ice again. His new oven was delivered and installed.

What I Had For Lunch: Arthur had pizza from Marco’s. Foxtrot made avocado toast at home. Burrito had a mesquite smoked ham and turkey sandwich with pepper jack cheese. Gemini had a lamb gyro at a Greek cafe.

Why is “It’s Not What You Said, It’s How You Said It” funny to us?

Random Holes Donuts. Explore.

This Is The Newz

A Texas teenager breaks two world records for longest legs.

France to distribute free medical cannabis, launch experiment in 2021.

Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in.

A Missouri man rescued 3 of Taco Bell’s discontinued potato soft tacos, listed them for $200 on Facebook.

There’s a petition to save Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza with almost 70K signatures.

How global demand for hair products is linked to forced labor in China.

With ‘Dreams’ and juice, Idaho man finds online fame.

Buffalo Bill’s house from ‘Silence of the Lambs’ up for sale just in time for Halloween.

Apple pays $288,000 to white-hat hackers who had run the company’s network.

A teen computer whiz is poised to become ‘the patron saint of the internet’ after Pope Francis declared he had enacted a miracle from heaven.

Woman ambushes fiancé at work in a wedding dress demanding he marry her right now.

Woman calls off the wedding to a ghost after he turns to partying and drugs.

Asus is Making Gundam-Styled PC Parts for the Japanese Market.

Dexter Revival Coming to Showtime as Limited Series.

Man charged with assault after farting in Uber.

Finland wants to jail men who send unsolicited ‘d**k pics’.

Cougar stalks, pounces at man in a Utah canyon.

An 18-wheeler rolls over on I-35 in New Braunfels, spills mason jars across the highway.

Attorney for dominatrices says group sex with priest was legal.

Elon Musk tweets the Model S will be priced at $69,420.

Police find cash hidden between Bolsonaro ally’s buttocks.

McDonald’s denies claims that Travis Scott partnership was a distraction from discrimination lawsuits.

Retired rapper Logic spends almost a quarter million dollars on a set of Pokemon cards.

Gal Gadot cast as Cleopatra, draws criticism as a ‘very bland looking’ Israeli playing the queen of Egypt.

Man arrested for allegedly stuffing razor blades into pizza dough at Maine supermarket.

You Can Finally Buy a Pink Pineapple.

Top Ramen looking for ‘Chief Noodle Officer,’ pay is 10k and 50-year Ramen supply.

KFC Selling Potato Chip-Crusted Chicken Tenders Called “Lay’s Chicky Chips” in Thailand.

Dunkin’ Donuts rolls out ‘spicy ghost pepper’ donuts.

WTF We Learned This Week: Cisneros v. Corpus Christi ISD

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Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito take another trip through the Quantimino™ to deliver thought-provoking discussions about life, lunch, news, and learning new things.

The episode opens with a pre-show. Gemini and Arthur try a Japanese creme brulee-flavored bottled milk tea.

Arthur had an appliance nightmare week. His oven was malfunctioning, so he purchased a new oven. The first oven delivered showed up four hours late of the scheduled window and arrived damaged. Arthur also had an issue with his fridge not cooling down properly which took the repair company two trips to fix. He could not finish all of the ice cream before it melted.

Gemini and Arthur then try a Japanese snack, an individually-wrapped cheese puff. It was not good.

Drink milk. It’ll make your diqq bone bigger.

The forearm ruler.

Dr J Roper, forensic ejaculate spatter expert. His archnemesis is The Puddler.

Arthur had mostly thawed out frozen pizza crisped up by a pizza stone in the oven. Gemini had barbecue ribs and brisket. Foxtrot had chicken wings. Burrito had a sandwich. 

This Is The Newz

College student gets stuck in a clothes dryer after having a few drinks.

Giant black bear spotted riding atop Pennsylvania trash truck.

Japanese man’s ex-girlfriend sneaks into his home, cooks up something crazy.

McDonald’s teams with singer J Balvin for its newest celebrity meal.

All participants of an “orgy party” in Japan were arrested.

Adult Cream Pie coming to McDonald’s Japan.

Domino’s investigated after a pizza delivery driver was caught rubbing an ice cream container on crotch.

Eminem fan in Scotland sets Guinness record for most tattooed portraits of the same musician.

Former public library employee accused of stealing and selling over $1.3M in printer toner.

Woman’s headache was caused by tapeworm larvae in her brain.

Ex-jail employees charged for playing ‘Baby Shark’ on repeat.

Eddie Van Halen, rock guitar god, dead of throat cancer at 65.

Netflix’s “Selena: The Series” Finally Has A Release Date And A Beautiful New Trailer.

First-ever foot-operated vending machine appears in Japan during a pandemic.

Bull elk charges, slices man’s kidney in half on Colorado golf course.

American oleh suspect in dog abuse case ‘wanted to hurt ex’.

Johnny Nash, ‘I Can See Clearly Now’ singer, dead at 80.

The latest cannabis beverage has a familiar name: Pabst Blue Ribbon.

‘Super High’ with Andy Samberg, Craig Robinson and Common Will Turn Potheads into Superheroes.

Slack partnered with shoemaker Cole Haan on limited-edition sneakers.

Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured.

An Arkansas man was sentenced to more than 100 years in prison for a fatal shooting over unwanted mayonnaise on his hamburger order.

Eskimo Pie is getting rid of its derogatory name.

Hey! You Can Drink Sweet Potatoes, says Japanese beverage maker with new drink.

WTF We Learned This Week.

Appliance problems come in twos.

Long Pig Anonymous.

Eczema Boy is our mascot.

Fideo Paella.

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After party: More discussion about broken fridges. Clearly, this is a crime of passion.

Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur drop some audio to bring the Slam Citizens another dynamite episode of Slam City.

Gemini discusses “overcornification”. Have you ever heard of Howl-O-Scream? 

Burrito’s Dictionary Discovery: Meef

MEEF™ is a cultured meat solution that uses your own stem cells as starter cultures so that you’re guaranteed to get the specific nutrients your body NEEDS.

A lexitor is a person that sells words.

Burrito got a new Hedorah shirt.

Top 10 Spicy Chicken McNuggets

McD’s sauces

All-Purpose

Fan Mail on paper in cursive

Balmuda Triangle

What I Had For Lunch: Arthur had Taco Bell, Gemini had a Jimmy Dean’s breakfast bowl, Burrito had Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and Foxtrot had omurice.

This is the Newz

Chuck E. Cheese is plotting an animated TV show and a live-action movie starring its mouse mascot.

Tiny Rubik’s Cube goes on sale in Japan for the anniversary.

Bank manager finds 9.07-carat diamond in Arkansas state park.

Troublesome South African baboon evicted for raiding homes.

Woman told the officer ‘I have to poop so bad’ before high-speed chase.

Kraft introduces Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese.

Nissan Murano’s Urban Adventure on Unfinished Bridge Is a Clueless Driver Classic.

Driver given parking ticket after leaving rude note demanding not to be fined.

This pro wrestler pooped himself mid-match, then turned it into the promo of the year.

Man who erected a giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up.

Secret ‘Man Cave’ Discovered Below Grand Central Platform; 3 Subway Workers Busted.

Parrots removed from UK safari park after teaching each other to swear.

Rapper Lil Yachty was arrested for driving 150 mph in a Ferrari.

Whataburger is jumping on the spicy chicken sandwich trend.

NASA Launching $23 Million Toilet to International Space Station.

Man Dumped Two Sacks of Eels Into Prospect Park Lake.

AI deepfake videos to make up ‘90% of online content’ in just five years.

Bisexual pastor-turned-stripper ‘blesses’ the world with her ‘sacred’ sexuality through OnlyFans.

Vermont zucchini in the running for world record.

A Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, but felt bad and returned it.

Taro Kono, Japan’s administrative reform minister, declares war on faxes.

Face of Elvis appears in giant wave as 65mph winds hammer the east coast.

Man steals a puppy from a couple at knifepoint.

Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Hts.

Rude graffiti is painted around town’s potholes.

250K+ saws sold at Lowe’s recalled, might not turn off.

Model with unibrow claims she’s harassed daily, denied work because of her look.

£100m of seized cocaine ‘barely covered by bananas’ was ‘heading to Scotland’.

You can go back to the office—you just need a virtual-reality headset.

Why helium-free “vacuum balloons” could save physics research.

McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Might Not Ever Come Back To Menus.

Florida man claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget, sues McDonald’s.

Top 10 Most Popular Fast Food Chains in America.

Zombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh.

The Burrito Pop Will Ensure You’re Only a Mess on the Inside.

Pumpkin spice mac and cheese is coming but there’s a wait list.

Man travels 100 kilometers in the middle of the night in Japan to punch another dude in the throat.

Pantone launches a bold new color to combat menstruation taboos.

Sandwiches in Subway ‘too sugary to meet legal definition of being bread’.

Weirdest plastic model ever – A 1:1-scale Cup Noodle, including the ramen and toppings.

Fight over milk sends a Florida man to jail.

NJ cops get nearly $2.5 million payout for alleged dildo harassment.

Pakistani man cracks 254 walnuts with his head for Guinness record.

Mountain Dew gets into the hot sauce game.

WTF We Learned This Week

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Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio to spend quality time behind the mics with their part-time friends and share ideas and commentary about life, lunch, news, and the ongoing quest for knowledge.

After the introduction, Gemini and Foxtrot were given a fat check from a returning deepfake sponsor: Sogi Crispee Flakes. A new script was provided, and the dapper duo do what they do best, botch the read. Arthur works with Gemini and Foxtrot to improve the read, but then it goes to Burrito and Gemini doing the read.

Burrito is back in the office where the cleaning crew started steam cleaning the carpet near the end of the day making Burrito cough non-stop.

In Slam City, Gemini Jackson’s convenience stores are called Gemini-Marts. He hit the lottery and reinvested into the community as a slumlord. Gemini-Mart competes with Burrito’s Bodega.

What I Had For Lunch brought to you by Jankem Podz. The  returning sponsor gets a new ad read, and the hosts discuss the new flavor of pod. The Fortune Teller makes a brief appearance to answer Foxtrot’s question.

Gemini Jackson’s Umami Cookbook has 69 recipes for cooking long pig.

Burrito made fideo at home. Foxtrot made a microwavable steak burrito bowl. Gemini made breakfast for lunch: eggs, bacon, and Balmuda toast. The conversation goes into a discussion about Balmuda toast, the Four Horsemen, and the Quantimino™.

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Man shot his male doctor after he ejaculated during a prostate exam (fake but funny).

Backpackers find body at GSMNP campsite; Bear found scavenging on remains euthanized.

Newhall School District Cancels Classes Tuesday After Ransomware Attack.

100-million-year-old giant sperm found preserved in amber is the oldest ever.

Chuck E. Cheese wants to destroy 7 billion prize tickets.

Nintendo discontinued the 3DS console line after almost a decade.

iPhone’s new ‘orange dot’ feature warns you when an app is listening.

An Alaska dentist who extracted a patient’s tooth on a hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in jail.

Detroit Driver Arrested After Successfully Jumping Over Drawbridge.

A Sold Out Flight That Goes Nowhere.

A Florida woman was attacked by a 10-foot, 4-inch alligator while trimming trees.

Woman falls out of a car window onto the highway while filming a Snapchat video.

The CIA sent a team of 4 operators on a spy mission targeting China. None came back.

Tesla on Autopilot hits over 90 mph before police flag down a sleepy driver.

Woman sues Tokyo company after having to work 48 days in a row with limited bathroom breaks.

Sizzler files for bankruptcy as the pandemic demolishes sales at casual-dining restaurants.

Man Convicted For Smearing Semen On Co-Worker’s Belongings.

Vivica A. Fox Tests Negative for COVID-19 After Pulling Out of Emmys Due to False Positive.

Cult leader who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus arrested in Russia.

MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses.

Aichi man gets 10 months in prison for saying “I got corona” in an electronics store.

Over 130,000 Japanese netizens rank the Top 20 anime opening themes of all time.

Let’s Talk About Your Windshield Wiper Attitude.

A Vietnamese factory was busted recycling hundreds of thousands of used condoms.

Japanese government to start giving newlywed couples a wedding gift of 600,000 yen.

Local grandmother feels tricked after trying to order some Halloween treats from Amazon.

Woman fined $25K for illegally importing hundreds of doses of bovine semen.

Driver faces DUI charges after crashing into cruiser, injuring officer.

A 10-year-old Wisconsin wrestler is about to reach his goal: 100,000 pushups in a year.

Queensland nurse gives a distressed patient bizarre masturbation advice.

North Carolina city replacing street signs that misspelled ‘Autumn’.

Woman wakes to find a snake ‘chomping’ on her forehead.

Woman accused of driving while high on pot, allegedly does some dancing after pulled over.

Possible rare ‘seven-armed octopus’ found on Whidbey beach.

Morocco Demolishes Controversial Fish Statues in Mehdia After Backlash.

Rapper YFN Lucci thought he was holding a prop gun. He was wrong.

$300K in counterfeit goods seized in Richland.

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AAA: Keep protective masks off of rear view mirrors.

Former SC teacher’s license revoked after ingesting illegal substance in front of class.

A robot beats humans at curling thanks to a deep learning program.

Resuming sexual activity soon after a heart attack linked with improved survival.

Sex robots will be controlled remotely by humans from different continents.

Incredible pics show rival frogs battling it out over right to mate with females.

Echelon made a $500 version of its connected spin bike for Amazon Prime.

Is the gold in your phone funding drug gangs?

If we put computers in our brains, strange things might happen to our minds.

PlayStation’s secret weapon: a nearly all-automated factory.

People who drive this car get the most speeding tickets.

Portwell Motherboard Has 20 USB Ports.

McDonald’s New Spicy McNuggets.

7 weird and unexpected things food photographers do to make their shots look perfect.

The Official Drink of 2020 Is Red Lobster’s Dew Garita.

Forget Taco Bell—you can make your own damned Mexican Pizza.

Can adding Lucky Charms marshmallows to other foods make them magically delicious?

WTF We Learned This Week: Seedless watermelons are genetically modified by crossing a watermelon variety that has its chromosomes in groups of four with a variety that keeps them in pairs. The offspring can’t handle three chromosomes so it doesn’t produce seeds. There’s a species of octopus with seven arms. What’s a Rabbel-Rouser.

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