Episode 134: Proxy One Twenty Remix, Time Travel Back Three Months
Added June 26th, 2020
Episode 133: Quantum Entanglement
13 MySpace Questions with Scottye Moore of BS Network
. What I Had For Lunch
. Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Baron’s Taint pecan praline nut brown ale
. This Is The Newz
. Porn star Nacho arrested after man dies during toad venom ritual
. A man put a cellphone charger up his pee hole
. Amazon worker loses engagement ring while packing boxes
. Wallet lost at Walmart returned with more than $5,000 still inside
. Doctors had to remove a dead fish from the rectum of a patient
. Newton’s recipe for ‘toad vomit lozenges’ up for auction
. Physicists entangle 15 trillion hot atoms
. Man casually walks into hospital with crossbow arrow lodged in his chest
. ‘Cops’ Canceled By Paramount Network
. San Jose police fire rubber bullets at own bias trainer, rupture his testicle
. Gin Bottles Containing Hand Sanitizer Sold to Public In Coronavirus Mix-Up
. Woman Celebrates 50 Years Working at Whataburger
. Little Caesars Bakes New Stuffed Crazy Bread
. Mississippi Man Saves Total Stranger’s Custom Mazda RX-7 From Rising Floodwaters
. Former NASA Astronaut Becomes The First Woman To Dive To Deepest Point On Earth
. Right-wing fans mocked for boycotting Rage Against the Machine after realising band’s political stance
. Teen fell into coma after having bubble tea twice a day for a month
. ‘Darth Vader’ enforces lockdown in Philippine village
. Judd Apatow Has An “Amazing” ‘Pineapple Express’ Sequel In Mind That “Deserves To Happen”
. Man steals patrol unit, leads police on chase
. Ancient footprints in South Korea made by crocodiles that walked on two legs
. 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party
. White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 13
. Connie’s Cocktales is an intergalactic speakeasy and pocket portal.
. Baja Fingerblast is a kancho VR game.
. Saved By The Bell, Captain Planet, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song sing-along
. Slam City theme song?
. Bonus pre-show audio
. Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite
Added June 18th, 2020
Episode 132: It Already Done Been Happened Again
Bonus pre-show
. Cory the Feet is Feet Guy AKA “Big Toe” and Randall “Pinky Toe” Jefferson
. Feet is Feet Symposium/Foot Festival/The Heeling/Heelium/Burning Feet sponsored by Tinactin and British Knights
. How Was Your Week?
. Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Slam City Brewery’s Nocturnal Emissions Nitro Milk Stout
. The Refreshments song “Banditos”
. Lit songs “Over My Head” and “My Own Worst Enemy”
. What I Had For Lunch
. Baja Fingerblast
. If you could work at one fast food restaurant for a day and make whatever you wanted
. This Is The Newz
. Man who allegedly broke into bank says he did it for a ‘Hot Pocket’
. SpaceX’s Starship underwent a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
. South Carolina school apologizes for ‘inappropriate’ assignment on slavery
. Podcasts have grown 129,000% (yes, percent) in the last decade
. SARS-CoV-2 looks like a hybrid of viruses from two different species
. 32 guns stolen from Slam City shooting range, $5K reward offered
. Guinness World Record awarded for highest library book fine paid
. Butcher in upstate New York installs 24-hour meat vending machine
. Florida Police Use Krispy Kreme To Lure Black Bear Off City Streets
. Penelope Pitstop
. ‘Hitler’s Alligator’ Dies In Moscow Zoo At The Age Of 84
. Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house
. Google is being sued for tracking users in Incognito Mode
. Luby’s, Inc. announced it will pursue sale of assets, business
. 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party
. White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 12
. Megan Cinnamon works with Krystal Pepsee
. Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite
Added June 11th, 2020
Episode 131: Espresso Snowflakes
How Was Your Week?
. The Matrix eats Yelo Panda during Foxbox VPN sponsor read
. Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Martin House Blackberry Cobbler
. Tip to Taint grading scale debate, middle of the shaft
. Quantimino™: It’s already been happened again.
. What I Had For Lunch
. Fried Rice in Lethal Weapon 4
. Skins and Bones Campaign 2020: Questions from the press for Future President Jackson, Future Vice President Yelo Panda, and Future Secretary of State Burrito
. 65-year-old man dies from injuries from having sex with his 81-year-old male relative
. Has NASA Found A Parallel Universe ‘Where Time Flows Backwards?’
. America’s Last Blockbuster Gets A Boost From Film Buffs Staying At Home
. Official Citra for Android releases as the first mobile Nintendo 3DS emulator
. The US successfully tested a laser weapon that can destroy aircraft mid-flight
. Researchers squeeze 44.2 Tbps through existing fiber optic cables
. Robot dog herds sheep in New Zealand
. Over 40 foreign university students duped into skinning chickens
. Disney+ Blurs Out Cleavage in ‘Wizards of Waverly Place,’ Causing Fan Outrage
. This Gently Breathing Robot Cuddles You to Sleep
. Judge Who Advised Woman to ‘Close Your Legs’ to Avoid Sexual Assault Permanently Removed From the Bench
. Woman hid her grandmother’s body in a freezer for 15 years to steal her Social Security checks
. Pulling apart a £339 anti-5G USB stick
. Anker Launches $100 24K Gold-Plated USB-C to Lightning Cable
. Turtle crashes through windshield on Georgia highway
. Bottle of cognac from 1762 sells for $146,000
. Canadian man receives package ordered 8 years earlier
. 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party
. White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 11: Time Loop
. 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week
. Daddy Juice Energy slogan ideas
. Nocturnal Emission Nitro Milk Stout
. Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Urite FlyLite
. Pre-show Bonus: Lil Uzi Vert That Way, Kids React to the JNCOs, The Interrupters
Added June 05th, 2020
Episode 130: Thiccc as Thieves (Fire of Four Suns)
Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite
. How Was Your Week?
. Burrito Bandito Movie Review: Scoob!
. Daddy Juice Energy Drink
. Triple C Brand is a Slam City umbrella corporation
. GMN reviews Popeye’s chicken sandwich
. Orbitz drink, Crystal Pepsi
. Krystal Peppsee, Daddy Juice Energy Drink spokesmodel
. Arthur Doppleganger, Arthur White 96, had the same cable Internet problems
. Fortune Teller
. What I Had For Lunch
. Skins & Bones Campaign 2020
. We ain’t playin’ with this campaign! Let’s make this November a Yesvember!
. Questions from the press for FP Jackson, FVP Yelo Panda and FSoS Burrito
. This Is The Newz
. Scientists genetically modified a mouse to be 4 percent human
. Average Slam City employee working from home starts drinking before 5 PM
. Woman accused of throwing bottle of bodily fluids through Taco Bell drive-thru window
. Reality star charged with spending funds from federal small business program on jewelry, Rolls-Royce
. Space Force launches robotic X-37B space plane on new mystery mission
. Man busted for necrophilia in public
. The world is your oyster
. Michael Jordan’s shoes sell for record $560,000 at auction
. Korean soccer team apologizes for sex dolls in the stands
. Alleged thieves wore watermelons over heads at grocery store
. Two Momofuku Restaurants Permanently Closed
. DMX Reportedly Accepted Eminem’s ‘Verzuz’ Challenge But Still Wants To Battle Jay-Z
. ‘Apple Glass’ Rumored to Start at $499, Support Prescription Lenses, and More
. A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas from DoorDash for $16
. Chuck E. Cheese Appears to Change Its Name on Grubhub, Not a Ploy
. Harbor Freight Recalls Jack Stands That Could Suddenly Collapse
. How the coronavirus exposed U.S. supply chain flaws
. Family finds bags of money in the road
. 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party
. White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 10
. 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week
. Fire of Four Suns
. Bonus pre-show
. Burrito Bandito Beer Review: Cactus Cat Kölsch
Added May 28th, 2020
Episode 129: Men Overboard
Shower beer bating
. Real Ale Devil’s Backbone beer review
. Arthur works from home for the first time
. Thunderbirds over SH69 and Fort Gettz
. What I Had For Lunch
. Skins and Bones Campaign 2020: Questions for the Future Secretary of State Burrito
. This Is The Newz
. Can Farts Transmit COVID-19 Coronavirus?
. For 8 years, a hacker operated a massive IoT botnet just to download Anime videos
. Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening
. Mountain Dew Doritos have arrived in Australia for all you Drywall Kyle’s
. 5-year-old boy caught driving to California for a Lamborghini gets ride in dream car
. ‘All for Whataburger!’: Woman loses temper in Whataburger drive-thru, scrapes other car
. GMN French joke
. Man assaults HEB cashier over meat limit purchasing
. Viral video sensation ‘double rainbow guy’ dies at 57
. Court says Houston strip club can reopen but without its dancers, clothed or not
. Quantimino™ is blockchain-generating artificial intelligence (AI) through quantum computing.
. Daddy Longlegs Fossil Keeps Erection for 99 Million Years
. Uber driver jumps out of moving car to escape kidnapping
. Rare blue dragons are washing up on the Padre Island National Seashore
. Little Caesars reopens in Slam City under new ownership with remodeled storefront
. Nvidia’s RTX 3080 Ti looks bigger than expected
. Is there anything beyond the cloud?
. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 and 2 Remake Announced for PS4, Xbox One, PC
. 1,600-Year-Old Elongated Skull with Stone-Encrusted Teeth Found in Mexico Ruins
. Arthur, the first named storm of the hurricane season
. The FBI is struggling to find good hackers because of marijuana rules
. White supremacists built a website to doxx interracial couples
. 2,700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party
. White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 9
. 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week
. Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus
Added May 21st, 2020
Episode 128: Patients Zero
Key Lime Donuts Disappointment
. Justice for Gemini
. What I Had For Lunch
. This Is The Newz
. Cannabis worth €800,000 uncovered at Dublin postal depot
. ‘Jeopardy’ Contestant’s Strange Behavior Stuns Alex Trebek
. N.J. ramen shop owner relaunched as nonprofit to hire back staff
. Michigan pilot gives a literal ‘F U’ to governor over coronavirus lockdown
. ‘Murder Hornets’ in the U.S.: The Rush to Stop the Asian Giant Hornet
. Gunfire exchanged in DMZ across border between North and South Korea
. Barrel filled with 90 pounds of marijuana washes up in Florida
. A 5-year-old boy was pulled over in Utah on his way to California to try to buy a Lamborghini
. Legendary punk label Dischord Records has entire catalog online for free
. A man wore what appeared to be a KKK white hood on a trip to the grocery store
. Elon Musk’s newborn might have the strangest name you’ve ever heard
. New homeowner finds secret cellar under house, possibly dating back over a hundred years
. The meat shortages are here: Costco and Kroger warn of limited supply
. Teen girl stashes load of meth inside portable speaker box, CBP says
. Supreme embarrassment: The flush heard around the country
. An Adult Cam Site Exposed 10.88 Billion Records
. 2,700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party
. White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 8
. 3 Things Learned This Week by Four Dudes in a Booth
. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Foxbox VPN, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus
Added May 14th, 2020
Episode 127: The Way of the Booty Hole
The Ecko on Ecko Story
. How Was Your Week
. Reminiscing the Blockbuster Days
. Playstation 2, Tony Hawk, Twisted Metal, Spyro the Dragon
. 44 Degree Staple, Jersey Numbers
. France Runs Out of Cheese
. The Earth is Healing
. Mayor Pro Tem, The Boston Cream Pie Story – Dogfish Head beer, a whole pie + Love
. What I Had For Lunch: Furry ramen, omurice, pizza, sandwich (no chips)
. GofundArt Chip Fund
. This is the Newz
. Japanese firm holds bizarre funerals for sex dolls with a porn star officiating
. Dolly Parton secretly produced Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and fans are freaking out
. Krispy Kreme Unveiled 3 Fruit-Flavored Donuts For Spring Including One Stuffed With Lemon Kreme
. Is it still a baker’s dozen if you pay for the 13th?
. Kanye West Is Now Officially A Billionaire—And He Really Wants The World To Know
. The Psychology Behind That Tempting Quarantine Makeover
. People Think New York City’s Coronavirus Sex Guide Is Hilarious
. Snake removed from inside family’s toilet
. A California city filled its skate park with sand to deter skateboarders. Then the dirt bikes showed up.
. Oregon man drove to 11 different Wendy’s restaurants twice in 1 day to stock up on free nuggets, report says
. Nintendo suffers major hack affecting 160,000 online accounts
. Teen found with over 4 pounds of meth under clothes trying to enter the US
. Dog gives birth to litter of 21 puppies
. Colorado man wins $1M Lottery jackpot twice on same day
. Mail fraud suspect named Speedy Gonzalez arrested in Georgia
. Howard Stern suggests Trump supporters take disinfectants and drop dead
. Mile-long asteroid to make close approach to Earth on April 29, NASA says
. Pug in North Carolina tests positive for coronavirus, may be first for dog in U.S.
. The Way of the Booty Hole
. PepsiCo Makes Another Entry Into Energy Drinks
. Tupac Shakur filed for unemployment in Kentucky and governor could hardly believe it
. The largest Arctic ozone hole ever recorded is now closed
. Anal Fissure Price
. Americans spend more on wasted food than gas, clothes, taxes
. Machine learning helps scientists distinguish ancient human, dog poop
. Foxtrot falls down a vortex
. 2,700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party
. White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 7
. 3 Things Learned This Week by Four Dudes in a Booth
. Deepfake sponsors: Julio Tejas, Foxbox VPN Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus
. Bonus pre-show audio at the end of this episode!
Added May 08th, 2020
Episode 126: Nefarious
Free pre-show triple uranium audio
. Automatic staplers
. ATHF’s Meatwad
. How Was Your Week: Burrito actually went outside.
. Intersection of SH 69
. Yelo Panda Moustache Update
. Burrito is the Beard Emoji
. Riki-O Anime
. Internet Relay / Feedback Loop
. Covid ballz
. GMN 2020: Questions from the press for FP Gemini Jackson, FVP Yelo Panda & FSoS Burrito
. TA7: Taqueria Acapulco
. What I Had For Lunch
. Fiarrhea from Korea
. Sopapilla Headquarters
. SH 69 Trailer Park food trucks and booths: TA7, Intergalactic Boba, The Crazy One, Fiarrhea, Nomoji Froyo, Tofuin Around, Feet is Feet, Fortune Teller
. Four Dudes In A Merch Booth
. This Is The Newz
. Little Caesars To Give 250,000 Slices Of Pizza To Healthcare Workers & First Responders Across Canada
. How to Cut a Pizza
. IKEA Releases Recipe for Its Famous Swedish Meatballs
. Taco Bell is giving away free tacos again as part of its coronavirus response
. Shake Shack Set to Return $10 Million USD from Covid-19 Relief Fund
. Man dons 80-pound pack for pull-up world record
. Monkey caught on camera flying kite on rooftop
. Los Angeles skate park covered in sand to prevent gatherings
. Chicago man charged $11,500 for $90 worth of groceries
. COVID-19 Is Leaving Its Mark On The Cannabis Industry, Insiders Say
. Sex toy sales take off amid Colombia’s coronavirus quarantine
. Restaurant finds long-lost wedding ring during lockdown renovations
. How to keep your husband happy in lockdown posters condemned
. Secret behind dogs’ cold noses revealed by scientists 1:05
. Surfer fought off great white shark by punching it and telling it to ‘f*** off’
. Twitter user opens 25-year-old can of Spider-Man noodles, shocked by what he finds inside
. Sony Developing Film Based on ‘One Punch Man’ Manga Series With ‘Venom’ Writers
. Construction crew hits underground fiber line, causes outage of ‘call before you dig’ hotline
. White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 6
. Bobby is not short for Robert. Pearl Pittz works at Feet is Feet. J Jelly Jameson is Bossman.
. Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz – The Crazy One (Edmond debut), Spit Plus
Added May 01st, 2020
Episode 125: Bossman Gonkilme
World Events
. What I Had For Lunch
. Manscaping with Hot Wheels Lawnmower
. Jet Skis
. Out of Yeast
. Frito Pies
. Stuck
. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, Vice President, and Secretary of State
. This Is The Newz
. Dogs could help ‘sniff out’ coronavirus
. How to Cover Your Tracks Every Time You Go Online
. Man accidentally ejects himself from fighter jet during surprise flight
. Amy Schumer changes son’s name after realising it sounded like a body part
. Australian man completes 2,806 push-ups in one hour
. Wet wipes clog all four pumps at Florida wastewater facility
. Unicode announces no new emojis in 2021 due to COVID-19
. Indiana man finds mysterious $8.2 million in bank account
. Dr. Fauci endorses Tinder hookups ‘if you’re willing to take a risk’
. Woman fined for taking turtle for a walk in Rome
. Banksy Jokes His Wife Is Sick Of Him Working At Home
. Canadians bite back at loneliness of isolation by howling at the moon
. Adamantium sounding rods
. Japanese store puts ‘curses’ on its in-store toilet paper to prevent thefts
. Poophole Loophole
. (fake) Researchers Delay Coronavirus Vaccine Until They Figure Out How To Make It Cause Autism
. 5G Causing Coronavirus BS
. Thanks to Sheltering in Place, Animal Shelters Are Empty
. 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party
. White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 5
. 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week
. Slamcity After Party
. Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz – The Crazy One, Triple C Brand Spit Plus
Added April 24th, 2020