Slam City

Brown Eye Patches, Julio Tejas, Listening Party, Game Farts, Heart of Hearts Posh Spice bilbo, Foxbox VPN, Foxtrot PSA, GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, GMN Clicks Anything, This Is The News: Woman steals pants. Black market bologna . Singularity app. Ryan Reynolds owns Mint Mobile. Foxtrot Invents The News: $1.4M character accidentally sold by friend. $1000 Burrito. Papa John wet and upset. Softboy Reveal. UPS sting. Assassination Market Prices. What I Had For Lunch. Game Farts Notes: Foxtrot: keister, laser sound pew pew, a Power Ranger. Gemini: 2pac lyric, a TMNT, Spidey Sense.

Ephemera: Urite Brown Eye Patches.  Julio Tejas.  Shazam Listening Party: Ice Cube, Mustard, 50 Cent hit us up, Beastie Boys, Cheap Trick, Alicia Keys, MIMS, Twista, Ray J, Fetty Wap and more.  Heart of Hearts: 4° Warmer. Foxbox VPN. Yung Art Gangbus. Foxtrot PSA. White Peaches.  Deez Nutz.  GMN 2020 Q&A for the future president.  Fortune Teller.  GMN Clicks Anything: Dave app.  Plug In & Hate: 20 Cents for Heavy Pickles at Burger King.  This Is The News.  Florida Man Arrested For His “I EAT ASS” Sticker Is Praising His Bravery.  Sheriff: Man makes large bank withdrawal, gets robbed by his teller in home invasion.  T.I.’s Daughter Deyjah, 18, Reportedly Offered $1 Million To Lose Virginity In Adult Film.  Joe Rogan Wants To Buy Wu-Tang Clan Album From Martin Shkreli To Leak It.  Burger King Sued by Vegans for Impossible Burger Contamination.  The Netherlands Pays for Disabled Citizens to Have Sex With Prostitutes!  Dollar Tree under fire from FDA for selling ‘potentially unsafe drugs’. Foxtrot Invents The News: This Company Wants Photos of Your Poop. For Science. Former McDonald’s worker is hailed as hero after revealing his secret: extra chicken nugget.  Teen charged with hate crime for posting ‘Slave for sale’ ad on Craigslist.  GMN Invents The News: Expensive Tea, Made From Panda Poo.  Urite Flyrite.  What I Had For Lunch.  Foxtrot is a good part-time friend for a reference.  Foxtrot’s day job Thanksgiving potluck.  Brisket Trash Fries.  Blo N Go.

• AKA Intro 🔥
• Short Attention Span
  • Shazam Listening Party
  • Mariah Carey Podz leak
  • Heart of Hearts: Gere Gerbils
• Foxtrot PSA
• GMN 2020
  • Questions from the press for a gentleman-scholar-politician
• Random Random
  • Fortune Teller 🔮
  • GMN Clicks Anything: Austin taco truck website
  • Death Touch
  • Game Farts
• This Is The News
  • Man’s alleged sex assault of female airline passenger led to emergency landing
  • Foxtrot Invents The News: The Genius Neuroscientist Who Might Hold the Key to True AI
  • Code word extra lemon: Man claims his McDonald’s sweet tea came with bags of weed inside
  • Man says he found half-smoked joint in Popeye’s sandwich
  • A “five shining star” snow crab was auctioned off in Tottori, Japan for a record-breaking 5 million yen
  • Wounded US veteran ‘feeling whole’ after breakthrough penis, scrotum transplant
  • Orangutan granted legal ‘personhood’ settles into new Florida home
  • Samsung Satellite Falls, Lands in Michigan Couple’s Yard
  • Dying for a better life: South Koreans fake their funerals for life lessons
  • Jewellery shop’s engagement ring display leaves people giggling as it looks just like a willy
  • Vitamin E acetate is now an official suspect in CDC vaping lung injury investigation
• What I Had For Lunch
  • Not DJ Jazzy Jambalaya
  • Chicken Cordon Bleu
  • Pho

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• Deez Nutz
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• Hostile Takeover by Yelo Panda
• Short Attention Span
  • What Would Jenny Huan Do?: Happy Meal
  • Project Open Gate
  • Shazam Listening Party
  • Pronouncing the H in Jeremih
  • Heart of Hearts: Rod Stewart Lozenges (RSL’s)
  • Ouroboros Man – ZJ’s – when it Was a delicacy – Deepweb before Deepweb
• Foxtrot PSA
• GMN 2020
  • Questions from the press for a gentleman-scholar-politician
  • White Panda
• Fortune Teller
• This Is The News
  • Google Served Mealworm Pizza in Its Cafeteria
  • China perfected fake meat centuries before the Impossible Burger
  • Microsoft Is Taking Quantum Computers to the Cloud
  • The ‘Bitcoin time-traveler’ Reddit post has been edited, but nobody knows who did it
  • 5-year-old calls 911 to order Happy Meal; police officer delivers
  • Was a Phallus Purposely Added to the Artwork for ‘The Little Mermaid’ VHS Cover?
  • 1 Dead, 8 Hospitalized Due to Outbreak of Salmonella Linked to Ground Beef in 6 States
  • Man stabbed to death after argument over Popeye’s chicken sandwich
  • Man using racist slurs killed in Waffle House fight in Georgia
  • T.I. Reveals He Goes To The Gynecologist Every Year With Daughter To Ensure Her Hymen Is Still Intact
  • Anti-Deepfake Law in California Is Far Too Feeble
  • Scientists discover first new HIV strain in nearly two decades
  • Woman jailed for convincing lover to kill fiance, before having him killed too
• What I Had For Lunch
  • Naked Noodle
  • Mighty Fine
  • Beck’s Prime

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  • A decadent blend of 6 exotic nuts: pecans, cashews, macadamias from the Hawaiian islands, almonds, peanuts and of course, Brazil nuts.
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• Yellow Panda
• Halloween
• Short Attention Span
  • What Would Jenny Huan Do?: California Wildfires
  • Shazam Listening Party
  • ABC’s of Dckholes
  • Blind Taste Test
  • Flu Shots
  • Plug In & Hate: Poppy Seeds on Pastries
  • Geocaching Panera Bread Gift Card
  • Conspiracy Theories
  • Negative 16 LUFS
• Foxtrot PSA
• GMN 2020
  • Questions from the press for a gentleman-scholar-politician
• Fortune Teller
• This Is The News
  • Texas paramedic hurt after alleged drunk driver hits ambulance
  • Foxtrot Invents The News: Police blew up an innocent man’s house in search of an armed shoplifter. Too bad, court rules.
  • Man caused car explosion at Chandler gas pump, police say; 77-year-old woman hurt
  • Blind Brooklyn Woman May Not Have Known She Was Living With Corpse Of Dead Son For Year
  • ‘Collapse OS’ Is an Open Source Operating System for the Post-Apocalypse
  • Obscenely Rare Pokemon Card Sells for Record-breaking $195,000
  • US police sergeant told to ‘tone down the gayness’ wins $20m in damages
  • John Witherspoon, comedian and actor who starred in ‘Friday,’ has died at 77
  • A principal in Florida said he couldn’t confirm the Holocaust was a ‘factual’ event. The school district just fired him.
• What I Had For Lunch

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  • Use promo code SLAM for your first free taste of freedom and a free promotional Urite XL FoxBox condom while supplies last.
• Deez Nutz
  • A decadent blend of 6 exotic nuts: pecans, cashews, macadamias from the Hawaiian islands, almonds, peanuts and of course, Brazil nuts.
• Urite
  • When shit ain’t tight or if it bites, wrap it up and Urite. Urite brand condoms keeps ya dck alright – even with them uptight broads that insist you can’t go raw… don’t kick them to the curb just yet!! Just say, “urite” and everything is outta sight.
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• Time Travel
• What Would Jenny Huan Do?
• Shazam Listening Party
• Foot sweat marinade
• Budyssey
• Yellow helmet
• Foxtrot PSA
• GMN 2020 Q&A
• Fortune teller
• Burger King is selling a ‘Ghost Whopper’ for Halloween
• Scientists Are Literally Spinning Up Lab-Grown Meat
• Drugstores Are in the Sweet Spot for Drone Deliveries
• Inventor charging farmers $50k to ‘make it rain’
• The most dangerous celebrity online is revealed
• Clusters of illness linked to CBD vapes share 2nd connection
• What I Had For Lunch

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• Deez Nutz
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SHORT ATTENTION SPAN

• What Would Jenny Huan Do?
• Shazam Listening Party
• Taking Dumps At Work
• Scratch Resistant Plastic
• Diet and Exercise: Health Drinks
• Foxtrot PSA: Be good to Mutha Urf and be better to yo mama. Use your imagination when you jack off to save battery life and keep your memory strong. I’m not sponsored by Chester’s Flamin Hot Fries but I should be.
• GMN 2020
  Questions from the press for a gentleman/scholar/politician:
  What is your favorite horror movie?
  Which Halloween costume wins Best Costume?
  Have you tried any good Fall seasonal beers?
  What is your stance on the iPhone 11 Pro?
  Will Foxtrot be your running mate?
  Is boneless Korean Fried Chicken on a date acceptable?

THIS IS THE NEWS

WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH

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• What Would Jenny Huan Do?
• Short Attention Span
  • Track Reaction
  • Sonic’s deep fried Oreos
  • Rent-A-Tire 120 days same as cash
  • GMN 2020
• (This Is) The News
  • NBA in China
  • Microplastics
  • Dog poop flags
  • Squirrels hide more than 200 walnuts under hood
  • Dog shoots woman
  • Woman caught twerking on moving Mustang charged with disorderly conduct
• What I Had For Lunch
• Deepfake Sponsors
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  • Deez Nutz
  • Jankem
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Join your heros as they navigate through corporate culture complete with sponsors, rules, and technical difficulties. Find the best long pig recipies, updates on Alabastard’s music career, and of course GMN 2020. Foxtrot A’s all your Q’s and delivers you some hard hitting facts and news while some dude whose name isn’t in the title makes these gentlemen-scholars play his little games.

GMN, Foxtrot and Arthur reunite after years of indefinite hiatus in a new studio to reboot as Brown Ranger, Yellow Ranger and “his name isn’t in the title”.