The Intergalactic Boba Runners were unable to record this episode from the Daddy Juice Energy Studio, since Gemini Jackson was on the CSCB (Chicken Skins, Chicken Bones) campaign trail.
Please pardon the audio quality for this episode. Our creative and very appreciated staff had already prepared most of the show’s content and needed to give our Slam Citizens new audio, so Julio Tejas would mail us that check. None of your fearless and greasy hosts could make it to the studio, so the warmth of our golden voices were not recorded through our gently used Neumann U67’s. We had to use our virtual meeting headsets, yuck.
Special thanks to Jaymark, Jenny Huan, Regina Veracruz, and Peter Quistgard for continuing their hard work and dedication despite our logistical obstacles this time around in support of Future President Gemini Jackson and the Skins and Bones Party. No thanks to whoever drank the rest of the Sugar Free Crisp Pear Red Bulls.
Episode 144 Notes.
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How Was Your Week?
The Burrito throws Hurricane Laura under the bus in the new segment Under The Bus.
What I Had For Lunch.
GMN had tapas for dinner. Everything in his presidential suite is a TV.
During What I Had For Lunch, Gemini gets a call from his campaign manager when it’s Burrito turn, so Gemin takes off his headset and lays it down while Burrito, Foxtrot, and Arthur continue the game. The echo is only temporary and stops when Gemini returns to the virtual meeting.
Chicken Skin Dumplings, GMN’s Chicken Shack.
Streetwalkers mixed with Nightcrawlers are Streetcrawlers.
This Is The Newz.
‘Worrying’ house listed for sale has its own nine-cell prison next to the kitchen.
Woman Risks Life to Save Husband’s Gundam Collection During Intense Flood.
Pipeline explodes in Slam City, Coast Guard says six people are missing.
Lori Loughlin sentenced to 2 months in college-admissions scandal; husband gets 5 months.
The International Space Station has sprung ‘a small air leak,’ so a NASA astronaut and 2 cosmonauts are hunkering down to help find and repair it.
The Mad Signtist turned green lights in Spokane into pot leaves.
Count is in for 100 gallons of coins found at NC aquarium. Winning guess was $1 short.
NC police asking for the public’s help finding a man who test drove a truck valued at $40K, didn’t come back.
8,600 Funko Pop! Vinyl figures form the world’s largest mosaic.
Bear wanders into a California grocery store, steals bag of chips.
Factory malfunction causes chocolate rain in Switzerland.
Australian gold hunters find two nuggets weighing 7.7 pounds.
Contents of mysterious safe left on N.Y. farm to remain mystery.
Stealthy thieves steal 330-pound safe from ninja museum.
‘Guess who’s moving?’ Texas mother of two gets insensitive eviction notice.
‘What in the heck was that?’: N.L. fisherman shocked to haul in long-nosed chimaera.
McDonald’s releasing first-ever new McNuggets flavor, other menu additions.
Krispy Kreme worker runs doughnut through glazer 25 times, creates monstrosity.
Domino’s introduces new Chicken Taco and Cheeseburger pizzas.
KFC drops ‘finger lickin’ good’ slogan amid coronavirus pandemic, blurs out catchphrase in new marketing materials.
Chicago restaurant’s $350 peanut butter and jelly sandwich likely world’s most expensive.
Elon Musk to unveil Neuralink progress with real-time neuron demonstration.
The UK island is littered with open coffins and human skeletons.
Snoop Dogg launches a wine label saying ‘you are what you drink’.
TIFU GTA Stripper Scene.
WTF We Learned This Week.
What’s A Hayseed?
If you had to save valuables during a flood like mobile suit gundams, what would you save?
Uranium sounding rods.
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Added September 02nd, 2020
Gemini and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with Foxtrot and Burrito via Jitsi for their recap of the short week, play everyone’s favorite Slam City classic guessing game What I Had For Lunch, comment on odd news, and reflect on what they learned this week.
Gemini did a live stream where he attempted to make a tornado omelette.
Burrito went outside to check the mail to get some cars.
Spill the Beans, Burrito – Burrito’s red faux leather desk chair finally arrived.
This is the Newz
Marijuana vending machines now available in Colorado with more to follow
America Has Two Feet. It’s About to Lose One of Them.
If You Aren’t Milking Your Corn, Is It Really Summer?
Russell Kirsch, Inventor of the Pixel, Passed Away
Microsoft Internet Explorer is finally dead
Bald eagle attacks $950 drone, sends it to bottom of Lake Michigan
A stash of beer and gum that dates back to the 1980s was discovered hidden behind the shelves of a Washington library
Ryan Reynolds Opens Streaming Service That Only Streams 2003’s Foolproof
Marijuana company will destroy $2.6 million inventory of year-old vapes
Playhouse put on Airbnb as joke booked by family
Girl, 12, caught on camera gambling at Australian casino
Europe’s largest 3D-printer just made its first two-story house
Swiss scientists create glow-in-the-dark mice to study cellular function
Man steals bucket truck, takes it for a drive through the Beaded Curtain Outdoor Mall
Martial artist uses nunchucks to light 21 candles in one minute
German circus sells jars of lion poop for gardening
Woman celebrates 103rd birthday by getting first tattoo
Michael Jordan shoes auctioned for $615,000, setting new record
Aquarium drains wishing waterfall for 100 gallons of extra cash
A man lived in a Tampa Bay-area stadium’s luxury suite for over 2 weeks before he was arrested
YouTuber designs gun that shoots masks onto faces of those who refuse to wear them
Why Tokyo’s New Transparent Public Restrooms Are A Stroke Of Genius
Kellogg’s Mermaid, Frozen Waffles, Blue Raspberry
The next Girl Scouts cookie flavor to grace your mouth: French toast
An Arkansas farmer disguised himself as a woman to sneak into a cemetery and deface the grave of his longtime nemesis with animal carcasses
Poop transplant cures man’s ‘drunkenness disease’
56-year-old Pokémon GO trainer arrested for assaulting 55-year-old trainer
Japanese man rides 1,000 kilometres on stolen mamachari bicycle to see Tokyo for first time
Want to look good while staying safe? Put CCP Ultra Mask on your face!
Want to own one of the biggest ranches in Texas? It will cost you almost $320 million
The F-100 could sling nuclear bombs and launch itself into the air like a missile. Now it can be yours.
‘National Anthem’ NASCAR car stolen from Cracker Barrel parking lot in Georgia
3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week
Durian on a pizza
Slam City Durian Sour
86 US Agencies can arrest you
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