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Episode 145: Polishing The Turd

Gemini and Arthur return to the Daddy Juice Energy Studio with Foxtrot and Burrito on the other side of the glory hole. 

Audio begins with a bonus pre-show behind the scenes so you can see how the checks are cashed: Arthur reflects on editing the previous episode. Foxtrot talks chainsaws. Gemini’s beer breakdown. Superbad drawings on Slam City’s OnlyFans page. Quick notes discussion. Finger flute. Show starts at 5:48.

The ad read for Foxbox VPN brings up a couple Japanese fetishes and a promo code in Latin that the Intergalactic Boba Runners discuss before they review their week.

Burrito went to a few stores to run errands and is working on a mountain bike. Gemini Jackson was on the CSCB campaign trail.

What I Had For Lunch.

This Is The Newz.

Japan’s ‘flying car’ gets off ground, with a person aboard.

‘Black Panther’ actor Chadwick Boseman dies at 43 after 4-year fight with colon cancer.

Ecuador couple certified as oldest married pair, nearly 215.

First trial of LSD-MDMA set to test safety and treatment potential.

Amazon wins FAA approval for Prime Air drone delivery fleet.

Andrew Lloyd Webber dropped a ‘Phantom of the WAPera’ Cardi B remix and we regret to inform you music is cancelled.

Post Malone Becomes Co-Owner of Texas’ Biggest Esports Group.

Woman arrested in mountains of Japan for attempted murder with bow and arrow.

Slam City Re-enactment: Felony Charge Over Illicit Juul Scheme.

Woman spends $135k on ‘plastic doll’ transformation.

Bella Thorne and OnlyFans controversy explained.

How to get the upper body of a burrowing frog.

Naturist couple will pay £2k to anyone who can help them move houses – but the person must be naked on the job.

The Science of Bruce Lee’s master move, the One-Inch Punch.

Move over, dartboards – Japan now has shuriken machines for ninja fun!

You Should Waffle Two Pieces of Pizza Together.

Customer handed eye-watering bill after misreading menu at Gordon Ramsay steak.

Pinterest pays $89.5 million to terminate San Francisco office lease.

Alternative-meat startup is hoping a 3D-printed steak can upend the meat industry.

Pro tip: Never be the first unless it’s a gangbang.

SPAM shortage? Pandemic leads to production problems.

McDonald’s and KFC Japan release new Tsukimi “moon-viewing” burgers.

Grandmother shows off 24-year-old McDonald’s burger kept in a closet that she says has not rotted.

More than $130K raised for California family after girls seen using Taco Bell WiFi for school work.

CBP In San Juan Seizes $27 Million Found Inside Boxes Bound To St. Thomas.

Man arrested for peeing in beer cans and leaving them on the side of the road in Japan.

Consuming your own fecal microbiome may help keep off the pounds .

He had marijuana coming out of his WHAT?!?!

New research reveals how armpit aroma can be cue for passion.

Elon Musk: “Good chance you’ll die” on Mars.

Tourist grabs a tiger’s testicles as she poses for a photo at Thai zoo.

Calculating the reduction in worldwide deaths from liver cancer if the whole world drank more coffee.

Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research study finds honeybee venom rapidly kills aggressive breast cancer cells.

Tony Stark wannabe spotted in a jet pack by two pilots at 3,000 feet. Now the FBI is involved.

Meteorite study suggests Earth has always been wet.

World record set for most crane games in one arcade with new game center in Tokyo.

New York state man breaks one-handed clapping record.

WTF We Learned This Week.

Humans are not born with kneecaps.

Foxtrot unboxes a package he received in the mail.

Bonus after party audio: Intergalactic Boba Runners admire their new Slam City full-color die cut vinyl stickers. A business without a sign is a sign of no business.

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Episode 144: Protect Ya Nectar

The Intergalactic Boba Runners were unable to record this episode from the Daddy Juice Energy Studio, since Gemini Jackson was on the CSCB (Chicken Skins, Chicken Bones) campaign trail. 

Please pardon the audio quality for this episode. Our creative and very appreciated staff had already prepared most of the show’s content and needed to give our Slam Citizens new audio, so Julio Tejas would mail us that check. None of your fearless and greasy hosts could make it to the studio, so the warmth of our golden voices were not recorded through our gently used Neumann U67’s. We had to use our virtual meeting headsets, yuck.

Special thanks to Jaymark, Jenny Huan, Regina Veracruz, and Peter Quistgard for continuing their hard work and dedication despite our logistical obstacles this time around in support of Future President Gemini Jackson and the Skins and Bones Party. No thanks to whoever drank the rest of the Sugar Free Crisp Pear Red Bulls.

Episode 144 Notes. 

Philias sponsored by Foxbox VPN. 

How Was Your Week?

The Burrito throws Hurricane Laura under the bus in the new segment Under The Bus. 

What I Had For Lunch. 

GMN had tapas for dinner. Everything in his presidential suite is a TV. 

During What I Had For Lunch, Gemini gets a call from his campaign manager when it’s Burrito turn, so Gemin takes off his headset and lays it down while Burrito, Foxtrot, and Arthur continue the game. The echo is only temporary and stops when Gemini returns to the virtual meeting.

Chicken Skin Dumplings, GMN’s Chicken Shack. 

Streetwalkers mixed with Nightcrawlers are Streetcrawlers. 

Spamwich, Spammich. 

This Is The Newz. 

‘Worrying’ house listed for sale has its own nine-cell prison next to the kitchen. 

Woman Risks Life to Save Husband’s Gundam Collection During Intense Flood. 

Pipeline explodes in Slam City, Coast Guard says six people are missing. 

Lori Loughlin sentenced to 2 months in college-admissions scandal; husband gets 5 months. 

The International Space Station has sprung ‘a small air leak,’ so a NASA astronaut and 2 cosmonauts are hunkering down to help find and repair it. 

The Mad Signtist turned green lights in Spokane into pot leaves. 

Count is in for 100 gallons of coins found at NC aquarium. Winning guess was $1 short. 

NC police asking for the public’s help finding a man who test drove a truck valued at $40K, didn’t come back. 

8,600 Funko Pop! Vinyl figures form the world’s largest mosaic. 

Bear wanders into a California grocery store, steals bag of chips. 

Factory malfunction causes chocolate rain in Switzerland. 

Australian gold hunters find two nuggets weighing 7.7 pounds. 

Contents of mysterious safe left on N.Y. farm to remain mystery. 

Stealthy thieves steal 330-pound safe from ninja museum. 

‘Guess who’s moving?’ Texas mother of two gets insensitive eviction notice. 

‘What in the heck was that?’: N.L. fisherman shocked to haul in long-nosed chimaera. 

McDonald’s releasing first-ever new McNuggets flavor, other menu additions. 

Krispy Kreme worker runs doughnut through glazer 25 times, creates monstrosity. 

Domino’s introduces new Chicken Taco and Cheeseburger pizzas. 

KFC drops ‘finger lickin’ good’ slogan amid coronavirus pandemic, blurs out catchphrase in new marketing materials. 

Chicago restaurant’s $350 peanut butter and jelly sandwich likely world’s most expensive. 

Elon Musk to unveil Neuralink progress with real-time neuron demonstration. 

The UK island is littered with open coffins and human skeletons. 

Snoop Dogg launches a wine label saying ‘you are what you drink’. 

TIFU GTA Stripper Scene. 

WTF We Learned This Week. 

What’s A Hayseed? 

Peyronie’s Disease. 

Witchblade Discussion. 

If you had to save valuables during a flood like mobile suit gundams, what would you save?

Uranium sounding rods. 

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Episode 143: Boomchi

Gemini and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with Foxtrot and  Burrito via Jitsi for their recap of the short week, play everyone’s favorite Slam City classic guessing game What I Had For Lunch, comment on odd news, and reflect on what they learned this week.

Gemini did a live stream where he attempted to make a tornado omelette.

Burrito went outside to check the mail to get some cars.

Spill the Beans, Burrito – Burrito’s red faux leather desk chair finally arrived.

This is the Newz

Marijuana vending machines now available in Colorado with more to follow

America Has Two Feet. It’s About to Lose One of Them.

If You Aren’t Milking Your Corn, Is It Really Summer?

Russell Kirsch, Inventor of the Pixel, Passed Away

Microsoft Internet Explorer is finally dead

Bald eagle attacks $950 drone, sends it to bottom of Lake Michigan

A stash of beer and gum that dates back to the 1980s was discovered hidden behind the shelves of a Washington library

Ryan Reynolds Opens Streaming Service That Only Streams 2003’s Foolproof

Marijuana company will destroy $2.6 million inventory of year-old vapes

Playhouse put on Airbnb as joke booked by family

Girl, 12, caught on camera gambling at Australian casino

Europe’s largest 3D-printer just made its first two-story house

Swiss scientists create glow-in-the-dark mice to study cellular function

Man steals bucket truck, takes it for a drive through the Beaded Curtain Outdoor Mall

Martial artist uses nunchucks to light 21 candles in one minute

German circus sells jars of lion poop for gardening

Woman celebrates 103rd birthday by getting first tattoo

Michael Jordan shoes auctioned for $615,000, setting new record

Aquarium drains wishing waterfall for 100 gallons of extra cash

A man lived in a Tampa Bay-area stadium’s luxury suite for over 2 weeks before he was arrested

YouTuber designs gun that shoots masks onto faces of those who refuse to wear them

Why Tokyo’s New Transparent Public Restrooms Are A Stroke Of Genius

Kellogg’s Mermaid, Frozen Waffles, Blue Raspberry

The next Girl Scouts cookie flavor to grace your mouth: French toast

An Arkansas farmer disguised himself as a woman to sneak into a cemetery and deface the grave of his longtime nemesis with animal carcasses

Poop transplant cures man’s ‘drunkenness disease’

56-year-old Pokémon GO trainer arrested for assaulting 55-year-old trainer

Japanese man rides 1,000 kilometres on stolen mamachari bicycle to see Tokyo for first time

Want to look good while staying safe? Put CCP Ultra Mask on your face!

Want to own one of the biggest ranches in Texas? It will cost you almost $320 million

The F-100 could sling nuclear bombs and launch itself into the air like a missile. Now it can be yours.

‘National Anthem’ NASCAR car stolen from Cracker Barrel parking lot in Georgia

3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week

Durian on a pizza

Slam City Durian Sour

86 US Agencies can arrest you

WAP

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Episode 142: Circus Peanut Jellö Salad

Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur lose themselves in the Quantimino™ for another episode. . Burrito Bandito got his Band Maid shirts; BJ Chair on its way. . The weeks remain as short as days. . What I Had For Lunch: Floyd’s, Tuna, Red Baron, Turkey sandwich with hatch pepper cheese . Mushroom Talk . This is the Newz . Smartfood’s Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries Popcorn Mix Is Officially Hitting Shelves Next Week . ‘Animaniacs’ Reboot Sets Hulu Premiere Date . Feds discover ‘most sophisticated tunnel in history’ along US-Mexico border . ‘Ren & Stimpy’ Documentary ‘Happy Happy Joy Joy’ Unveils First Trailer . Joe Rogan makes good on Texas move . $1.5 million face mask, complete with 18-karat white gold and 3,600 diamonds . Report finds cancer-causing ‘forever chemicals’ in McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King food packaging . Beer, leather company called out after accidentally naming businesses Maori word for ‘pubic hair’ . Last Blockbuster store is now on Airbnb for a nostalgic ’90s sleepover . Boeing 747s still get critical updates via floppy disks . Over a Billion Android Devices Are at Risk of Data Theft . Dr Pepper is the latest pandemic shortage . Nick Cannon Suing Viacom, Seeking $1.5B For The Value Of ‘Wild N’ Out’ . A woman is stunned when her new driver’s license came back with a picture of an empty chair . Japanese Brazilian BBQ restaurants offering take-out disposable grills made of cardboard . Hokkaido resort offers a vibrant bounty of gelato lookalikes made of potato . Police find Netherlands’ biggest-ever cocaine lab . Google Earth user spots ‘400ft ice ship’ off the coast of Antarctica . Obese man binges 10k calories a day to grow 35st body and please kinky fans . Belarus Has Shut Down the Internet Amid a Controversial Election . Florida woman finds python in her laundry machine . Middletown restaurants feud after fence blocks ocean view . The disturbing underbelly of the ‘step’ pr0n trend . Man Jailed For Alleged Felony Slurpee Battery . South Korean YouTuber sets private parts on fire during gaming livestream, gets 2nd-degree burns . Microsoft Surface Duo release at a whopping $1,399 . Circus Peanut Jello Salad, One of the Weirdest Retro Recipes Out There . Almost Always Win the Game “Guess Who” With This Math-Based Strategy . Hubble Finds Betelgeuse’s Mysterious Dimming Due to Traumatic Outburst . 9 Reasons to Eat a Lot of Beans . Coronavirus Found on Frozen Chicken Wings . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Between ages 16–20, half the population lost their virginity, and by 22 years of age, 90 of the population had. And if you haven’t lost your virginity by age 30, the likelihood that you ever falls dramatically. . Dogs tuck their tail because they are trying to hide fear pheromones that are released by their anus. Similarly, they wag their tail to spread joy pheromones also released by their anus. . Lucky Charms inspired by Circus Peanuts . White Van Scam: Ænis The Scientist . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Zero Gravity

Episode 141: Egg Control Is Paramount

Guy finessed for $60 on date at Texas Roadhouse, Friend starts a GoFundMe for $60, got up to $1400 . Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Slam City Squirter – Key Lime Pie beer . Burrito got another Hot Wheels car: Tokyo Olympics 2020 Toyota 2000GT . What I Had For Lunch . TNS – Taco Neck Syndrome . Free Medium Pizza with Points . Foxtrot had a barbacoa torta over the weekend . Peanut butter and jelly sandwich with pickles . Football with Tanks . The Rock Buys XFL In $15 Million Deal . Analogue Pocket Pre-Orders Sell Out in 15 Minutes . Pringles instant noodles are being sold in Japan . Frog Eats Beetle. Beetle Crawls Through Guts to Escape . Zelda recipe appears in serious novel by serious author after rushed Google search . Mystery as bizarre 15ft creature washes up on beach in Merseyside . Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner earns millions after second rare find . This Japanese face mask translates into eight languages . Brand-new Tokyo Shibuya Scramble intersection opens . Akihabara saying goodbye to landmark as giant Sega arcade announces it’s closing for good . Japanese amusement park offers mask stickers so guests can silently ‘scream’ on roller coasters . Ren & Stimpy Show Revived at Comedy Central . Twitter Hack Zoom Court Hearing Interrupted by A$$-Eating P0rn Video . Kraft Is Replacing Morning Cereal Boxes With Mac And Cheese Breakfast . Cheetos® ‘Lets The Cat Out Of The Bag’ With Launch Of New Cheetos Mac ‘n Cheese . Hungry Men Love Big Boobs . How a man who flew 33 times amid coronavirus stays safe . The Subtle Tricks Shopping Sites Use to Make You Spend More . What Is the Weirdest Engine Swap You’ve Ever Come Across? . Why don’t we just throw all our garbage into volcanoes? . Weed is not good for your heart, studies say . Man solves six Rubik’s cubes underwater for Guinness record . The USDA Has Identified Some of Those ‘Mystery Seeds’ . The Battle to Invent the Automatic Rice Cooker . The correct way to make tea? Science weighs in on microwaving vs. kettle . The ‘Sweat’ you drink: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia’s answer to Gatorade . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 6: Omelet . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Zero Gravity

Episode 140: Anything Barbacoa

Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur take their virtual seats at the Loud Table for another trip to Slam City. . Objectophilia, Savantophilia . How Was Your Week? . Burrito ordered a new desk chair . A Slam City gaming stream? . Burrito breaks down The Old Guard movie. . If you could have Uber Eats right now, what would you have? . Anything Barbacoa food truck where main ingredient in all of the menu items is barbacoa . Plant-based barbacoa, non-GMO, zero waste, 3D-printed, stem cells, blockchain, carbon neutral, renewable, organic, solar energy . Fire of the Four Suns hot sauce . What I Had For Lunch – macaroni and cheese, chicken wings, barbacoa breakfast tacos, pizza . Time Travel with GMN and Burrito about a mathlete trip where Gemini overslept and the bus had to get him . This is the Newz . Washington’s football team to call itself Washington Football Team until it settles on a new name . Michigan woman charged with arson after video shows car fire exploding in her face . Eco-Responsible Furniture: This Bookshelf Can Be Reassembled Into A Coffin After The Owner’s Death . University staff member caught printing out large letter-sized pr0n collection on office computer . Limited edition Ramen Pringles to be sold in Pringles vending machines in Japan . Egyptian women get 2 years in prison for TikTok dance videos . A U.S. Army M1A2 Abrams Tank Accidentally Shot a Friendly Tank – Dodgeball with Tanks . Watermelon Burgers must be seen (and tasted) to be believed . Florida Congressional Candidate Warns of Internet ‘Anime Porn’ Like ‘Dragon Ball Z’ . Space Force on alert: Behind Russia’s mysterious testing of deadly anti-satellite weapons in orbit . Dunkin’ is closing 800 US locations . Dunkin’ and Post released coffee-flavored cereals with caffeine . McDonald’s worker refused to let pregnant customer use bathroom because she paid with coupon . Guinness World Records reveals the world’s tallest giraffe . Tampa teen accused of being ‘mastermind’ behind Twitter hack that targeted high-profile accounts . Man’s blocked bowel ‘explodes’ after he ate a big bowl of dumplings . Florida man flees crash, hides in fire station with backpack filled with drugs . Police Arrest Man for Performing Scrotum Surgery at a Backpacker’s Hostel . Average Age of Vehicles on the Road is Approaching 12 Years . Dad still has penis attached to his arm four years after innovative op . Wewahitchka man buys Porsche in Destin with check printed from home computer . ‘Brushing’ scam: The case of the mysterious seeds in Minnesota . Naked couple walking dog arrested in Hopkinton . Doctors Share Bikini Pics to Call Out Study That Said They Were ‘Unprofessional’ . Time Travel Simulation Shows Quantum ‘Butterfly Effect’ Doesn’t Exist . Tesla engineer upgrades chocolate chips . Google offers refund as smart glasses stop working . Grandfather-of-7 tells how a blast of steam shrunk enlarged prostate . French’s Partners With Oskar Blues Brewery to Make a Yellow Mustard Beer Celebrating National Mustard Day . Budweiser Zero is alcohol-free, sugar-free, hopefully not flavor-free . Crocs released KFC clogs that smell like fried chicken that sold out in 30 minutes . Can Greasy Pizza Boxes Be Recycled or Not? . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 5: Deviled . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

Episode 139: MMXX World Tour

Bonus pre-show: Gemini Belch, Burger King Family Bundle, Playstation 5, Lone Star Rio Jade . How Was Your Week sponsored by Foxbox VPN . Burrito Bandito scored some Band Maid shirts . Foxtrot brings the you know to the people on Twitch . Have you ever stained porcelain? . Bidet observations . Butsuk 9000 . Slam City Yearbook . What I Had For Lunch – Burrito: Bajirak Kalguksu, Foxtrot: lasagna, Arthur: Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito, GMN: Za . Lasagna Takoyaki . Deepfake sponsor: Julio Tejas . This is the Newz . Teenager allegedly spends $20,000 of parents’ money on Twitch donations without them knowing . KFC creating 3D-printed ‘meat of the future’ . Dog Heist: Man Drove Car into Pet Store and Stole 6 Puppies . The Bizarre History of Rock, Paper, Scissors . Police search for woman, accused of shooting boyfriend who refused to argue with her . Toyota owner left car ‘somewhere’ in Minneapolis after wild night . Forget birds-eye view: Robotics team makes tiny camera for bugs . Take a First Look at the ‘Godzilla vs. Kong’ Battle . One of the oldest businesses on the internet just got sold for $9 billion . Elon Musk claims his Neuralink chip will allow you to stream music directly to your brain . “Glory holes” listed among health officials’ tips for safe sex amid pandemic . California woman allegedly pees on floor of Verizon store after being asked to wear a mask . Houston is home to Texas’ first drive-thru strip club . 82-year-old woman fights off bear in Japan . Car number plate goes viral as people spot rude message it creates in the mirror: X32 22A . Children running in museum knock over £50,000 glass sculpture of Disney castle . Thai-inspired beverage shop in Manila has an interesting logo . Apparently Putting A Pickle In Cheap Beer Makes It Taste Better . Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode display on human skin . World’s Most Expensive Pokémon Card Sells for $250K . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 4: Benedict . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week: King Kong Hang Meat, Butsuk 1, Disney glass castle . Deepfake sponsors: Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

Episode 138: Bolivian Raincoat

Intergalactic Boba Runners discuss Band Maid for the Intergalactic Boba Runners anime. . How Was Your Week?? sponsored by Foxbox VPN . The week was as short as the days. . Measuring time with fishfkcs . Smurfs are sandbagging pro gamers. . Bandito installed new shocks on his truck and replaced the battery. He also got the iPhone SE 2 but no case yet. One-day shipping took a few days. . Gemini traveled for work and stayed in a casino hotbox hotel. . What I Had For Lunch sponsored by Julio Tejas . Combination fried rice, Burger King paper crown, Sonic footlong . Selena x San Antonio Spurs . Dude Allegedly Spends $8,000 of Honeymoon Money On a Gaming PC . Music teacher convicted of giving girls semen-tainted flutes. He’s going to prison . CR abbreviation . Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald’s food . Washington Redskins Are Having Issues Changing Their Name Likely Due To Man Trademarking Over 40 Potential Names . Rare ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Game Sells for Whopping $114,000 USD . White Castle becomes the first fast food chain to test out the robot fry cook, Flippy, from Miso Robotics . Grant Imahara, Host of ‘MythBusters’ and ‘White Rabbit Project,’ Dies at 49 . Wayfair conspiracy theory . Lego made a 2,600-piece replica of playing Mario on the NES . Burger King’s latest sustainability effort: reduce cow farts . Tom Yum soup . Foxtrot’s assistant brings him a sprouted potato . Apple, Elon Musk, Kanye West, and other accounts tweeted a bitcoin scam in giant Twitter hack . Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol . Bear Spotted Training With Nun-Chucks! . Texas Man’s Alleged Use of PPP Funds for Crypto Instead of BBQ Has Feds Asking ‘Where’s the Beef?’ . Vantablack? Meh. Meet the Ultra-Black Vantafish . Pregnant Florida woman punched in face at gender reveal party . Bolivian sex workers using raincoats to keep ‘safe’ . More pr0n consumption creates greater erectile dysfunction in European men . Police arrest naked Kentucky man who broke into home, ‘used mushrooms with Jesus’ . Defendant Dared Homeless Man to Do a Backflip for $6, Laughed and Filmed as He Suffered Fatal Injury . Fish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social media . Bikini-clad woman says ‘Karen’ called her naked, demanded she ‘cover up’ . Utah Nonprofit Raises Over $100K Selling Penis-Print Face Masks . Body found by railroad tracks turns out to be sex doll . Japan police seek to stop yakuza handing out Halloween sweets to children . Sex Toy’s Virtual Orgasm Coaching Service Gives New Meaning to Telehealth . NSFW Paper Mario Easter egg is nice . For The First Time Ever, Astronomers Have Witnessed a Black Hole ‘Blink’ . Penguins Can Shoot Their Poop 4 Feet, Which Rules . Put a Pickle in Your Shitty Beer . Baker uses female urine from public toilets to make ‘Goldilocks bread’ . Hybrid Fish Stuns Scientists As Two Species That Last Shared An Ancestor In The Jurassic Have Babies . Egg-cellent Adventure Episode 3: Fried . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake sponsors: Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite

Episode 137: Separated by Emojis

How Was Your Week? sponsored by Foxbox VPN . Weeks go by super fast for Foxtrot. Bandito wakes up at a decent time; waking up and getting out of bed are two different things. Arthur had the free Slurpee game all wrong. . 451 Degrees Fahrenheit, Fire of Four Suns hot sauce . How Foxtrot makes quesadillas . Dou-ble 👏 Dip-It 👏 Down— . Emo band name: Separated by Emojis . Scream choir . Debut album: Separation Anxiety, Track 1: Separation ❌, Track 2: 35 Minutes of Silence 3️⃣5️⃣🕒🤫, Track 3: Anxiety 😰 . All song titles by Separated by Emojis are emojis. . X’s for Eyes: xx4ii . Names in Parentheses . Quantimino: 4 new emojis . What I Had For Lunch: Sous vide chicken sandwich, Fried rice, Pizza, Busway . This is the Newz . PlayStation owner accidentally buys 11 years of PlayStation Plus membership . Ennio Morricone, Influential Creator of Music for Modern Cinema, Dies at 91 . Woman, 29, with 52.8-inch legs says she loves showing them off . Vehicle with stolen plates crashes into restaurant on Edmonton’s 118 Avenue . 13 coronavirus cases linked to Playhouse strip club in Romulus . The Accidental Invention of the Slip ‘N Slide . Best Guns For Alien Invasion . ‘Costco Karen’ Goes Viral After She Throws Temper Tantrum From Being Asked to Wear Face . Mask . Aichi man arrested again after having slashed over 1,000 women’s tires to get to know them better . The Nigerian Email Scammer Who Stole Millions From Premier League Club, NY Law Firm, Banks . Frog stows away from Colombia to Wales in shipment of bananas . St. Charles angler catches 112-pound catfish on Mississippi River . Chicken makes daring escape in Instacart driver’s trunk . Could Black Holes Be The Dark Matter Our Universe Needs? . PSVR Patent Describes Technology That Displays Ads Within Headsets . KFC Completes Nationwide Switch from Potato Wedges to New Secret Recipe Fries . New twist on an old favorite: Taco Bell debuts ‘Grilled Cheese’ burrito . Al pastor from the corner store: How to make Spam tacos . Weird Japanese vending machine find: Soda that looks like mayonnaise . Man dragged while hanging out of stolen car driven by girlfriend . Meet the Owner of the World’s Largest Pizza Box Collection . eSkootr is a high-speed electric scooter racing series launching in 2021 . Japanese Aquariums Track Penguins’ Dramatic, Salacious Love Lives Through Complex Flowcharts . Slovakia police dog sniffs out $2.26B in methamphetamine seizure . Google launches balloon-powered internet service in Kenya . Woman claims she was scammed out of thousands on Venmo . Tetris is now a daily game show with cash prizes . Egg-cellent Adventure . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Grand Tetons . Harbor Freight jack stands are jacked up (again) . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite Flyrite

Episode 136: Xmas in July (Edge On)

The Burrito Bandito got his tools to work on his truck. . Foxtrot reviews a 2020 Nissan Altima; he would rather his 240 . Budissy in the Slam City vernacular . Free Slurpees . Home Game on Netflix . Minute to Win It with Apollo Ono flexing at the camera . Official Sport of Slam City: Urethrus . What I Had For Lunch . Easy, greasy chimicheesy . This is the Newz . Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental Health . Lamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroom . Nasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into space . NASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challenge . Man takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify him . Man Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly Wrong . Rob Paulsen Promises the New ‘Animaniacs’ Episodes Stay True to the Original . Couple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Caesars pizza . The Perfect Art Heist: Hack the Money, Leave the Painting . New Giant Evangelion Attraction Opening In Japan . Costco stops selling half-sheet cakes . Ancient Japanese birds looked a lot like New Zealand’s monster penguins . Trip to the store for hot dogs leads man to $100,000 lottery jackpot . Crater of Diamonds visitor finds 2.23-carat brown diamond in the dirt . Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas and Daddy Juice Energy . Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog . Boy, 10, has a five-foot cable stuck in bladder ‘for five years’ . Family too scared to leave house after 25,000 bees invade kids’ garden trampoline . School board member in Oklahoma spotted drinking a beer during board meeting . Semi crash leaves road covered in French fries . Japan awards first-ever ninja studies degree . New hack runs homebrew code from DVD-R on unmodified PlayStation 2 . The Pokémon Go grandpa’s bike evolves to hold 64 smartphones . Alien invaders’ AI found on Mars searching for signs of life . New compounds from starfish show efficacy against cancer cells. . Shaquille O’Neal and Papa John’s Pizza launch Shaq-a-Roni Pizza with company’s largest slices . This recipe combines mac and cheese and queso fundido into one dish . Victorian farmers perfect a smoked eggs . Scientists say whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs . ‘Half Baked 2’ Headed for Production After Receiving Coveted California Tax Credit . Huge Wendy’s and Pizza Hut franchisee files for bankruptcy . A Dog’s Life: Russia’s only Corgi Cop calls it quits . Biggest gold fraud breaks in China: 83 tons of gold bars used as loan collateral turned out to be copper . Hair weaves from Chinese prison camps seized . Egyptian belly-dancer given three-year jail term for ‘inciting debauchery’ . A 100-mph car chase in California ends with suspect driving over cliff and into the Pacific Ocean . Italian police seize over $1 billion of ‘ISIS-made’ amphetamines . Man takes 92 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . Egg-cellent Adventure: Ajitama . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite