Episode 108: 💎🐼 Yelo Panda ✖️ Brown Ranger 👨🏾🚀 Beyond ♾️
- AKA Intro 🔥
- Short Attention Span
- Shazam Listening Party
- Mariah Carey Podz leak
- Heart of Hearts: Gere Gerbils
- Foxtrot PSA
- GMN 2020
- Questions from the press for a gentleman-scholar-politician
- Random Random
- Fortune Teller 🔮
- GMN Clicks Anything: Austin taco truck website
- Death Touch
- Game Farts
- This Is The News
- Man’s alleged sex assault of female airline passenger led to emergency landing
- Foxtrot Invents The News: The Genius Neuroscientist Who Might Hold the Key to True AI
- Code word extra lemon: Man claims his McDonald’s sweet tea came with bags of weed inside
- Man says he found half-smoked joint in Popeye’s sandwich
- A “five shining star” snow crab was auctioned off in Tottori, Japan for a record-breaking 5 million yen
- Wounded US veteran ‘feeling whole’ after breakthrough penis, scrotum transplant
- Orangutan granted legal ‘personhood’ settles into new Florida home
- Samsung Satellite Falls, Lands in Michigan Couple’s Yard
- Dying for a better life: South Koreans fake their funerals for life lessons
- Jewellery shop’s engagement ring display leaves people giggling as it looks just like a willy
- Vitamin E acetate is now an official suspect in CDC vaping lung injury investigation
- What I Had For Lunch
- Not DJ Jazzy Jambalaya
- Chicken Cordon Bleu
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Added November 20th, 2019