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Episode 175: Fish Out of Water

Your one-stop shop for interesting discussions with wandering viewpoints, odd news commentary, food talk, and some fun facts to top it off.

Double X Quantimino.

Baby born with three penises makes medical history.

Nature’s Cereal, coconut milk, umami.

The Truman Show with Brian McFly.


The Burrito Bandito’s Top 20 DC Villains.

Donkey shows?

True or false?: Greased up donkey hole.

This Is The Newz.

Georgia Man Who Received 91,515 Pennies As Final Paycheck Cashes Out.

Lizard climbs up supermarket shelves as it raids a store for food.

Geologist beaten up by ‘angriest octopus’ on beach.

Woman thought she was passing a kidney stone in the toilet – but she was having a baby.

Sealed Super Mario Bros. sells for $660,000, shattering record for most expensive game ever.

‘Wheel Of Fortune’ fans cry foul after contestant loses out due to ‘dumb rule’.

Popular female biker unmasked as a 50-year-old man in Japan.

Woman shoots at Burger King employees over wait time at drive-thru.

‘I spent $15,000’: Man arrested at Disney resort in Florida after refusing temperature check.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japan’s Olympic stadium to fill thousands of empty spectator seats with waifu pillows.

Man climbs down the side of a building in Tokyo to steal…a bunch of Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

Hitachi has an insane onomatopoeia troubleshooting guide for its washing machine.

We try blue beer made with drift ice from Hokkaido.

More Newz.

‘Deep Nostalgia’ Can Now Make Old Photos of Your Relatives Dance and Blow Kisses.

Woman finds out son’s bride is her long-lost daughter on their wedding day.

Stories about Michael Jordan’s secret golf course, nicknamed ‘Slaughterhouse 23,’ are starting to leak.

Woman finds WWII room untouched for decades hidden in ‘storage cupboard’.

Cows Are Being Fitted With VR Goggles to Increase Milk Production?

‘Chaos of clicks and sounds from below’ as 70 orcas kill blue whale.

Pageant Winner Has Crown Grabbed Off Head, Given To Runner-Up.

Rare original Superman comic sells for record $3.25 million.

Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with an Elmo doll faces charges.

Monkeys on the loose on Cincinnati’s west side.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

A man won the $5.5 million state lottery but had to forfeit the winnings because he bought the ticket with the proceeds of selling 36 grams of cocaine to a federal informant.

3 adult games for the NES were created during the 1990s but Nintendo refused to license them. Peek-A-Boo Poker, Bubble Bath Babes, and Hot Slots are now highly sought after, fetching as much as $800 per game.

On the first day the Suez Canal opened, Nov 17, 1869, a French ship named the Péluse ran aground and blocked the canal, forcing ships stuck in the canal to wait until the next morning when the Péluse was hauled away.

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After Party: More triphallia discussion.

Episode 174: Hold Your Breath

Enjoy some quality time with the scholarly gentlemen of Slam City as they discuss the topics that matter most: Double X Quantimino, Odd Newz, Burrito’s Nippon News, What I Had For Lunch, and Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Double X Quantimino.

A reflection on the Ever Given fiasco, the ship that got stuck.

Riding around in cars with boys: Any bands you enjoyed and looked forward to listening to when you were in a sibling or friend’s car but that band wasn’t in your CD collection?

Could the Slam Citizens write and record a ska demo EP in one weekend so that we can usher in the fourth wave? What would our ska band be called? The Four Gregs, Chicken In a Biscuit, Citizen Skank, The Pick It Ups.

Tip to Taint: What is the true measure of success?

A skapera, a skancept album. Skandalous.

Would your 23-year-old self piss off your current old man self? Time travel scenario.

True or False?: Onions

If you could only bring one Radiohead song to a deserted island.

Bone Killer: Hold your breath to rid your unwanted erection.

This Is The Newz.

Company Pays Man His Last Pay Cheque In Grease-Covered Pennies.

Illinois woman charged with false report after claiming she was being taken to Florida against her will.

Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps to make a marshmallow soda.

Houston tax preparer allegedly brandished gun at customers who complained about filings.

Nike denies involvement with Lil Nas X ‘Satan Shoes’ containing human blood.

Nike Gets Judge to Halt Sales of Lil Nas X’s ‘Satan Shoes’.

Bizarre reason onion ad banned.

NASA Discovers Gas Emanating From Uranus.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Osaka YouTubers’ stupid plan to live-stream marijuana dealer’s arrest backfires, stupidly.

Public schools in Japan’s Saga Prefecture will no longer regulate/check students’ underwear color.

New color-changing cat sand from Japan reaches crowdfunding goal.

Cup Noodle Pro is Nissin’s latest way to up its instant ramen game.

More Newz.

Dog eats Rockford man’s big toe, saves his life.

Woman punches, knocks man to ground after he tried to choke girlfriend at bowling alley.

Goodwill worker finds mistakenly donated $42,000 cash.

Police bust ‘world’s biggest’ video-game-cheat operation.

Italian mafia fugitive caught after police find YouTube cooking show.

Pastor Accused Of Farting On Congregation’s Face Says “It’s A Demonstration Of God’s Power”.

Traffic flowing on I-95 after containers of radioactive material dumped onto the highway.

Brian’s Cat in the Lap Story.

What I Had For Lunch.

Chicken sliders with baby waffles.

Burrito’s Quizno’s absence streak ends.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

There’s a miniature art “museum” on the moon that includes a drawing of a dick by Andy Warhol.

That Jack in The Box created a fake boy band called the Meaty Cheese Boys because NSYNC had a CD promo with McDonald’s and Backstreet Boys had it with Burger King.

Less than 3 percent of Americans live a healthy lifestyle.

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Afterparty Bonus Audio.

Vince Offer.

More commentary on The Last Blockbuster.

Kevin Smith.


Human Centipede.

Hot Towel Treatment at Sport Clips.

Episode 173: Power Dynamic Thirty

Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, WIHFL, and Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Double X Quantimino.

Jurassic Park in our lifetime?

True or False: Topanga.

Amazon Gift Card Challenge.

Burrito’s Top 20 DC Heroes.

This Is The Newz.

Immature Hero Bikes 2,550 Miles From Poo Poo Point To Pee Pee Creek For Charity.

Heinz Is Releasing Wild Condiments Like Wasabioli, Tarchup, And Hanch.

Police seize real gun disguised as Nerf toy in North Carolina drug raid.

SF couple who ran trendy poop-testing startup charged with fraud.

Penis Size Is Shrinking Due To Environmental Pollution, Scientist Warns.

Brian McFly’s Into The Future

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese company allows workers to take vacation to grieve if favorite idol singer gets married.

Former idol singer arrested on fraud charges, police say she found victims through dating apps.

Take a break from your hectic day with KitKat’s new “Spare Moment Almond and Cranberry”.

Foreign citizen arrested in Japan for throwing his bento trash in a mailbox.

More Newz.

Lebanon’s skinniest building was reportedly built by a man who wanted to ruin his brother’s seafront views.

Taoist master’s ‘mind control’ breast implants has Chinese authorities concerned.

Florida mom shows up to daughter’s school wearing a boxing glove, fights the child, and gets arrested.

Australian Government Official’s Anime Figures, Joker Statue Declared A “Psychological Hazard”.

Upper Peninsula man wakes to intruder holding gun to head, demanding his cats.

What I Had For Lunch.

McQuad Goals.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

White holes are the hypothetical opposite of black holes. For example, the Big Bang might have been produced by a supermassive white hole explosion.

Caesar salad was invented in Mexico.

The glow in the dark effect of phosphorus was discovered by an alchemist boiling his own pee while searching for the Philosopher’s Stone: Hennig Brand.

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Episode 172: Oxford Comma Police / The Boyfriend Experience

From tip to taint, this episode of Slam City covers the happenings of two former Blockbuster employees and two gentlemen/scholars, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.

Double X Quantimino.

The Last Blockbuster on Netflix.

Reminiscing about Blockbuster, the video rental store concept, and VHS.

True or False: Former Gold Coast sex worker with two vaginas reveals how her rare condition helped her career.

The Poophole Loophole.

Why in 2021 are people still able to take shitty photos of stuff they’re selling on the internet?

Is a 4th Wave of Ska inevitable? Another ska revival?

Discussion about mainstream rock music today.


Discovering ska. 

Recording No Face by The Suicide Machines on a Talkboy up to a TV speaker.

My Town by Buck-O-Nine.

Reality TV: Survivor, There’s Something About Miriam, Solitary.

This Is The Newz.

Man stole a 400-pound slide from the playground, mounted it on a bunk bed.

Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon.

Beeple NFT Sold for $69.3M at Christie’s Auction.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Adorable baby ape born at Japanese zoo…to a mom who lives alone.

Asahi opens an online store to sell their edible cups, aiming to reduce plastic waste.

Japanese government workers were punished for leaving work two minutes early.

Life-size AND poseable Rei Ayanami Evangelion figure could be yours for a small fortune.

More Newz.

Woman created ‘deepfake’ videos to force rivals off daughter’s cheerleading squad: police.

Earlimart man arrested after search finds $167K in catalytic converters.

Doctors warn people not to insert frozen potatoes.

Woman says we should sit on the toilet backwards so you can eat at the same time.

Shaq poured milk on testicles after burning them with pain relief gel in a game.

DC warning letter about using comic characters in NFTs is being sold as an NFT.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The lack of an Oxford comma in the wording of a state law laying out what activities qualify a worker for overtime pay, more than 120 drivers for the Oakhurst Dairy became eligible for a multi-million settlement for unpaid overtime.

The average body temperature of a “healthy” human has actually dropped from 98.6 degrees to 97.5 degrees over the past 150 years.

Venus rotates backwards. So does Uranus.

McFly shares a story about bowling a 300.

Caesar said in Greek: ‘Kai su, teknon’ (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin ‘Et tu, Brute?’). It literally means ‘You too, child,’ but what Caesar may have intended by the words isn’t clear. The words ‘kai su’ often appear on curse tablets, and suggests that Caesar’s putative last words were not ‘the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son’ but more along the lines of ‘See you in hell, punk.’

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Episode 171: Books, Farts, and Broken Hearts

Thought-provoking topics and odd news are discussed on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with your triple uranium hosts and part-time friends Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur.

Double X Quantimino.

Selling your soul for a billion dollars.

Sitting or standing to wipe. Who does what? Gemini reveals his secret.

True or False?: Cannibal play.

Cannibalism discussion.

Tipping is a Myth.

This Is The Newz.

Sony’s latest patent application: a banana PlayStation controller.

Burger King UK Responds to Criticism Over International Women’s Day Tweet.

Papa John’s former CEO says he’s been ‘working to get rid of the N-word’ in his vocabulary.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

10 yakuza members arrested for stealing sea cucumbers from the ocean.

Oysters from a Japanese vending machine.

Who actually writes Japan’s Letters from Little Sister and schoolgirl love letter capsule toys?

Man arrested for sending 37 death threats to Square Enix because he couldn’t win at a game.

More Newz.

Bigfoot bounty balloons to $2.1M in massive campaign to capture creature.

Panda Express workers forced to strip in ‘cult-like’ team-building seminar, lawsuit alleges.

Cat Attacks Pilot, Forcing Plane To Make Emergency Landing.

Billions Of Insects Have Accidental Sex.

Escaped convict lands himself back in prison after coming out of hiding to buy a video game.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The song ‘Who let the dogs out?’ sparked a bidding war between Nickelodeon and Disney. Disney wanted it to be in the movie 101 Dalmatians, and Nickelodeon wanted it to be in Rugrats in Paris. In the end, Nickelodeon offered the band their own concert special, and paid the cost of the video. 

The “Mariko Aoki effect” is when people have an urge to poop caused by visiting a bookstore.

“Asparagus pee” is actually dependent on two factors. Whether or not someone’s body makes the smelly pee, AND whether or not someone can smell said pee.

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Episode 170: The Call of the Void

The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast provides the universe with comical, witty, and thought-provoking conversations from triple uranium award-winning hosts Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.

Double X Quantimino.

Gemini did not rinse after brushing.

True or False?: Traps.

China makes Covid anal swabs mandatory for all foreign arrivals. The long game, four degrees warmer.

Memories about TV.



This Is The Newz.

Border agents seize 277 pounds of banned bologna.

Woman linked to crime by Cheeto residue on her teeth.

Iowa pizzeria serves up breakfast pizza with Froot Loops and cheese.


Tic Tacs.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Breast material shortage causing delay for explosively popular US$479 busty anime girl mousepad.

Town in Japan has an adorable boob mascot, makes City Boob Declaration for a touching reason.

Burger King Japan’s Strong Magma Super One Pound Beef Burger has us quaking in our boots.

Japanese whisky sweet potatoes: A super-easy, super-delicious snack you can make in seconds.

More Newz.

Amazon makes an adjustment to its app icon after comparisons to Hitler mustache.

Three drunk drivers all crash into each other in Mount Pleasant after 2 AM on a Sunday.

Man creates penis shapes with his running routes to raise money for testicular cancer.

Dutch sex workers protest to get back to business. 5-feet distance is not a problem, they claim.

Emirati arrested for stealing camel for gift to girlfriend.

Goodwill worker finds $5,000 left in donated jacket pocket.

15th century Chinese bowl bought for $35 at Connecticut yard sale.

78 pounds of wool sheared from sheep found living in the wild.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The reason Fear Factor was cancelled was because they had a challenge where the contestants drank donkey semen. It wasn’t even the final test to win the grand prize.

Jigsaw puzzles almost never have the number of pieces they say on the box: most “1000-piece” puzzles are 38 x 27 = 1026.

The nails on your dominant hand grow faster than the rest, as do the nails on your longer fingers. Your fingernails also grow faster during the day and during the summer.

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Episode 169: The Fifth Jack by the Eleventh Hour

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for Double X Quantimino, The Newz, What I Had For Lunch, and Learning Corner.

Double X Quantimino

The first-ever product recall of a food because of its genetically engineered ingredients was when Taco Bell brand taco shells were pulled from stores after tests confirmed the presence of an ingredient not approved for human consumption.

What is your go-to at Taco Bell?

Deep dive into Mexican food.

Black holes ‘sing’ at a frequency similar to a B flat, but located 57 octaves below middle C.

What did you have your dck in before tiddies.

Last episode, Eric America mentioned in his Learning Corner that small breasts are often more attractive to men who’ve just eaten. McFly did the scientific studies about liking big breasts more before eating.

This Is The Newz.

Metallica’s BlizzCon Performance Ruined By Twitch.

TikTok Users Are Burning Snowballs in Viral Videos to ‘Prove’ the Snow is Fake.

Phoenix family discovers 5,000 fentanyl pills inside daughter’s thrift store toy.

Arizona man accused of faking own kidnapping to evade work.

Kids expelled from Catholic school over mom selling adult photos.

Perth police hunt a man with a swastika on forehead who attacked a woman using a flamethrower.

Fry’s Electronics suddenly went out of business.

200 Coffins Fall Into Sea As Cemetery Collapses in Italy.

1 In 3 Drivers Say Cars Are Too Full Of Junk To Have Room For Passengers.

Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during arson trial arrested on cocaine charge.

Chinese court orders man to pay ex-wife $7,700 for housework in landmark divorce case.

What I Had For Lunch.

The Strive for Five AKA The Fifth Jack.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Around the globe, people are eating more cheese. Americans alone have gone from eating 16lbs to 37lbs of cheese each per year. Cheese consumption has even been growing in places like China which traditionally did not have much cheese consumption.

That after brushing your teeth you should spit, don’t rinse! Rinsing your mouth results in the protective ingredients being removed from your teeth.

When Mr. Potato Head was first introduced, parents were expected to supply their own potato. Federal regulations made the pieces less sharp, so Hasbro was forced to include a plastic potato with pre-made holes.

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Episode 168: Onaception

Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to record another triple uranium episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

Double X Quantimino.

Getting through city life without electricity, running water, and the Internet.

Bug out bags, long johns, flushing with melted snow.


If power went out while you were at the grocery store, what would you loot?

How many Hot Wheels would fit in a Walmart shopping cart?

Generic Plan B.

Godzilla Singular Point on Netflix.

New Godzilla has super-thick thighs thanks to Studio Ghibli anime veteran.

This Is The Newz.

Warren police search for man who pooped in unlocked cars at auto shops.

Man back behind bars for carjacking 16-year-old girl just 20 minutes after prison release.

Turkish man strikes up 37-year friendship with swan.

All You Can Eat Restaurant Forced To Close After Two Weeks Because Customers Ate Too Much.

Japan’s ruling party wants more women at meetings — unless they talk.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Saitama begins plans to regulate how to use escalators, prohibit walking up and down.

Japanese toilets become even more high-tech with new floating panels.

Anime figures damaged in earthquake? Tokyo manufacturer offers to repair them for free.

Sakura tacos? The Tokyo treat we didn’t know we needed until right now.

More Newz.

McDonald’s is selling chicken hoodies for $5.

This Chameleon May Be The World’s Tiniest Reptile, But Its Genitals Are Huge.

Every Honda CR-V Hybrid Comes with a Fart Joke in Its VIN.

Lil Uzi Vert just revealed the real story behind that diamond face implant.

Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” interpolated to 60fps 4k is freaking everyone out. 

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

In 1958, Momofuku Ando invented instant ramen and established Nissin Foods. “Chikin Ramen” became their first flavor. He went on to create “Top Ramen” and “Cup Noodles”. Before this, ramen was considered a luxury food for most people.

There is a usually harmless condition called penile melanosis which causes a man’s penis to become spotted with brown or black spots, which can form on the head or the shaft.

Small breasts are often more attractive to men who’ve just eaten.

“Astronaut” means star sailor and the word is coined by NASA.

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Episode 167: Thought Audit

We saved you a seat at the lunch table where Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Soggy Ben, and Arthur deliver a Quantimino™ powered triple uranium episode from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.

Double X Quantimino

Whale That Washed Up on Florida Beach Turns Out to Be an Entirely New Species

Cryptid discussion – Chupacopycat, Daddy Bigfoot

If you had 24 hours left to live, how would you spend those 24 hours?

What does Brian McFly keep in his bug out bag?

This Is The Newz.

‘First 3D-printed home in U.S.’ for sale in New York.

Four travelers eat 66 pounds of oranges to avoid extra airline fees: ‘Never want to have any oranges again’.

Subway offers ‘ITSREAL’ deal on tuna subs following fake fish allegations.

Man in bond court attempts to virtually flirt with the judge.

Japan Looks To Amend Copyright Law To Force Some Cosplayers To Pay To Cosplay.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese train driver falls asleep while operating a train.

Former schoolgirl sues Tokyo high school that made her drop out for breaking no-dating rule.

Man arrested in Japan for selling modified Pokémon to Sword and Shield players.

Pokémon Centre in Japan apologizes for a mistake, makes plushie even more valuable.

More Newz.

Man accused of groping an EMT at the scene of a Bronx fire was having a seizure.

‘I’m not a cat,’ says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap.

Man pleads guilty to placing dead animals on neighbor’s gravestone while dressed as a woman.

WWE stars put POO in Dwayne Johnson’s lunchbox and warned him to not leave food.

Sea cucumbers pinch out ‘5 Eiffel Towers worth’ of poop per reef, per year.

Man killed after cannon explodes at baby shower.

Tour Joe Pesci’s Mansion, Which Is Covered in Joe Pesci Posters.

Chinese researchers send an ‘uncrackable’ quantum message to space.

A hacker modified drinking water chemical levels in a US city.

Police seize $60 million of bitcoin! Now, where’s the password?

Cops playing copyrighted music to stop video of them being posted online.

Japan’s Kitchen Origin Is Selling a 12,000-Calorie Bento Called the “Meat Castle Wall”.

Raising the steaks: First 3-D-printed rib-eye is unveiled.

Taco Bell Releases All-Purpose Seasoning.

What I Had For Lunch.

Cheese Whiz, Whiz Poisoning, Whizzing. 

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

A BBC 2 show called Inside the Factory that went behind the scenes at the Nestlé plant in York, England, revealed a little-known fact about the beloved candy bars – the crispy wafers are stuffed with crushed-up Kit Kats. In other words, Kit Kats are filled with other Kit Kats.

A Korean folktale called The Farting Daughter-in-law or Banggwijaengi myeoneuri. It’s about a woman who destroys her husband’s house with one of her destructive farts which causes his family to throw her out. They take her back after she knocks fruit off a tree with her farts.

Betsy Ross didn’t actually make the first American flag in 1776. It was a story made up by her grandson, 100 years later.

R.I.P. astronaut John Young, the first man to get yelled at for smuggling a sandwich into space

…Young never got as much name recognition as your Neil Armstrongs or your John Glenns. But he does hold one absolutely amazing record that deserves to be memorialized today, in a spirit of acknowledging the importance of playfulness (and hunger) in humanity’s journey toward the stars: He was the first man to get yelled at by Congress for smuggling a corned beef sandwich into space.

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Episode 166: Life on a Shelf

Slam City welcomes a new co-host to the show, Brian McFly AKA Soggy Ben. The episode opens with 13 MySpace Questions with Brian followed by odd news commentary, lunch, and learning.

Double X Quantimino.

13 MySpace Questions with Brian McFly.

True of False roller coaster with Four Olivias.

Walk-up Songs.

Cereal Killers.

One wish.

Brian McFly Meal.

Renting Teen Wolf at Blockbuster Video.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Miles “Tails” Prower


Brian McFly’s debut WIHFL.

This Is The Newz.

Doctor’s warning over beauty craze that uses erection cream to make lips bigger.

Subway’s tuna does not contain tuna.

Six arrested after changing Hollywood sign to “HOLLYBOOB”.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Why are some people in Japan paying big money for an old cassette tape?

Osaka accidentally mails out funeral service ads to people infected with coronavirus.

Rice made out of soybeans is coming.

A 189-year old Kyoto tea merchant creates matcha pizzas.

More Newz.

Texas accidentally issues Amber Alert for cursed doll Chucky.

Burrito shares a Chucky story of his own.

Man breaks world record for eating Carolina reaper chili peppers

Facebook apologizes for confusing a landmark name with an offensive term.

A teenager emerging from a 10-month coma has no knowledge of pandemic.

Hitler’s toilet seat looted by a US soldier during World War II up for auction.

What I Had For Lunch.

Burrito recalls a memory about Back In Time by Huey Lewis and the News.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

During the 2014 Groundhog Day festival, New York mayor Bill de Blasio dropped the Staten Island Zoo’s weather-predicting groundhog on its head, killing it — which was then covered up by zoo officials who claimed Staten Island Chuck had “died of natural causes”.

Graffiti artist Banksy sought to trademark his image of a protester throwing flowers. The trademark office denied it on the grounds of him having no interest in selling his work. In the ruling they used a quote from one of Banksy’s books: “copyright is for losers”.

The Beach Boys made it up. There is no place called Kokomo off the Florida Keys.

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