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Episode 201: Pressure Makes Diamonds

Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know.

Double X Quantimino.

Zero spending days are a myth.

Band logos. 

The new Batman movie: The Batman

2019 film Lighthouse

Chilledcow lo-fi hip hop on vinyl

Bomb Queen

Perspectives: Taking a shit on the clock

Burrito updated his 6-disc CD changer. Let’s taco bout it.

Thursday – Full Collapse

Strung Out – An American Paradox

Coheed and Cambria – Good Apollo I’m Burning Star IV: Part 2: No World For Tomorrow

Rage Against the Machine – The Battle of Los Angeles

Gorillaz – Demon Days

The Mars Volta – Deloused in the Comatorium

Arthur the Arbiter: Sandwich shop drive-thru

This Is The Newz.

Man orders 100 tacos on first date, asks woman to pay for them

Man plunges nine stories from NJ high-rise, lands on BMW — and survives

UK Man Wears Fatsuit, Disguises Himself as a Black Woman Before Carrying Out Acid Attack on Ex-Girlfriend

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Cup Noodle now has cute cats and judgmental foxes waiting underneath its lids

Honda releases official doggy wheel accessories, Shiba Inu shift selectors for your car

Food delivery service’s payment processing error allows some people to eat for free…for 3 years

Furious train otaku in Japan confront foreign bicyclist after he gets in the way of their cameras

Kadokawa president apologizes and takes pay cut for his comments about censoring manga

More Newz.

Shoppers are shocked after learning ‘correct’ way to pronounce ‘IKEA’

Banksy artwork that was shredded after auction sells for 20 times its pre-shredded price

What I Had For Lunch

Unhealthy snacks

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Episode 200: Word Museum, Wax Bottles, or Pride of Lions

We have the greatest conversations ever had by any living beings in the universe and quadruple dare you to disagree. You won’t hear any recordings better with dudes in a booth discussing the most interesting topics of the week.

Double X Quantimino.

Canned water.

Wax bottles.

What is in Burrito’s 6-disc CD changer?

An old friend that Brian is not that close with asked Brian to donate his liver to him.

Maria Bamford.

Brian bombed at comedy open mic.

This Is The Newz.

McDonald’s McRib is McBack to McTantalize your McTastebuds

IKEA cites ‘health and safety’ for hidden cameras in toilets

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Krispy Kreme Japan creates doughnut burgers that are a meal and two desserts all in one

Who’s ready to make poop cakes with this Japanese cooking gadget?

You put WHAT in your curry? Japanese netizens reveal their favorite secret ingredients

Japanese artist sells people’s darkest secrets encased in concrete

Saitama man repeatedly steals food from store by making his phone say “PayPay♫”

More Newz.

Crypto CEO threatens customers after mistakenly sending them millions

Kate Moss’ daughter Lila walks the ramp at Milan Fashion Week wearing her insulin pump

What I Had For Lunch.

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Episode 199: Gold Mothra

This episode opens with a discussion of a story of a man who ejaculates from his anus followed by a two-part “Plug In & Hate” session about long lines and mis-delivered packages. Then we talk about Rodan from Godzilla, a crazy girl, Brian’s dating life, and today’s rock star lifestyle. Newz, BNN, Lunch, then we’re done but not for long.

Double X Quantimino.

A Rare Medical Complication Caused a Man to Ejaculate from His Anus.

Plug In & Hate Part 1: Waiting in lines where the end of the line is inefficient.

Plug In & Hate Part 2: Receiving mis-delivered packages.

Re-visiting anime television series Godzilla Singular Point.

True or False? 19-year-old arrested for the death of a man who died after being set on fire at his home.

Inquiring minds want to know: First dates with Brian in the dating app game.

Do today’s rock stars still battle the same substance abuse demons like their predecessors or have the late Millennials and Gen Z learned their lesson? Or are the musicians with demons not idolized like the rock stars that didn’t survive? Or is Big Brother Records keeping the cap on the bottle and grooming today’s rock stars to know they will be quickly dismissed if the demons take over?

This Is The Newz.

Video shows woman pulling out gun in Chipotle after store closes early.

A North Carolina family finds an unknown woman in mother’s casket.

Impossible’s new vegan nuggets taste better than McNuggets. Sadly, that’s not saying much.

This animal has survived for centuries without having sex.

(Avengers #200)

Man Almost Fights His Way Into an Airplane Cockpit on Flight From Boston.

Scientists Working on a Toilet That Identifies You by Your Butthole.

Haunted house actor accidentally stabs an 11-year-old boy.

Keen spirit: Australian cyclist uses GPS to recreate Nirvana’s Nevermind cover.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Tokyo cafe serves special drinks and desserts for your anime crush, welcomes otaku/fujoshi diners.

Aomori police are on the lookout for a man shouting unsolicited advice at kids about dating and ramen.

Is Japan’s new Super Combined Cup Noodle series really as great as it claims to be?

Cup Noodle Sodas: Culinary innovation or beverage abomination?

Cup Noodle pouch satisfies our never-ending need for instant ramen.

More Newz.

(Fake) FBI raid at NSA employee’s home reveals over 16,000,000 ‘dick pics’.

Dubstep artist Skrillex could protect against mosquito bites.

A California burger joint bans customers under 18 from dining without parents, saying young people threw fries at staff and stuck candy to the ceiling.

Car-exhaust drug craze alarms Congo’s capital.

A museum says they gave an artist $84,000 in cash to use in artwork. He delivered blank canvases and titled them “Take the Money and Run.”.

Jake Gyllenhaal: ‘Women? They’re superior to men’.

Internet stunned by ‘ridiculous’ prices at Salt Bae’s new London restaurant.

Limp Bizkit officially release new single ‘Dad Vibes’.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Episode 198: Strange You Never Knew

We saved you a seat at the lunch table where the conversation is a roller coaster of witty exchanges of knowledge, jokes, and laughter unmatched by everything that you’ve heard before. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino.

Arthur wonders how the cohosts feel about the recent Apple zero-day and Pegasus spyware.

Get the phrase “blessed like Peter North” in the zeitgeist.

Your favorites from Wendy’s one last time if the restaurant closed.

Saddest song of the 90s.

Gender bending James Bond.

Swearing Is Actually a Sign of More Intelligence – Not Less – Say Scientists.

Kuchisabishii “lonely mouth” The feeling of wanting to eat when you aren’t hungry. What is your go to lonely mouth snack? Words in other languages that English can only describe in sentences.

This Is The Newz.

Polish sells parts of her BODY as NFTs including G-spot and nipples.

Jar of Elvis Presley’s hair auctioned for $72,500.

Michael Jordan’s used underwear up for auction.

The U.S. Treasury Is Auctioning Off an Entire JDM Project Car Collection.

One Man’s Journey To Document The Strangest McDonald’s In The World.

National Toy Hall of Fame 2021 Finalists Revealed.

Samuel Adams’ latest potent beer is illegal in 15 states.

Men take a vehicle with ‘free car’ sign, find a body in the trunk.

Headstone used to make fudge was restored to a Michigan gravesite after 146 years.

Where it was for most of the time it was missing is a mystery.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Drunk droning arrest first of its kind in Aichi Prefecture.

Sega of America taken to court in a five million dollar lawsuit, accused of deceiving users. Arcade game Key Master is set so users can’t win until they’ve lost enough times.

Japan is so polite even its hanko stamps bow to show respect.

23 flavors, five top recommendations for the wide world of Kikkoman soy milk.

More Newz.

Japanese grapes are some of the most expensive grapes in the world. In 2020, one bunch sold for $12,000. Just one bunch of Ruby Roman grapes sold for $12,000 at auction in 2020. That’s about $400 per grape.

Attack On Titan Gets Freaky-Looking Trash And Recycling Bins.

3 people were shot at a Pennsylvania baby shower after an argument over gifts.

Mum gives birth to ‘eBaby’ after ordering an artificial insemination kit online.

Chinese netizens angry at Gong Li for wearing Adidas, point out that she’s not a Chinese citizen.

Stern Unveils ‘Godzilla’-Themed Pinball Machine.

Two men arrested for alleged illegal smuggling of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Texas mom erupts at school board over ‘anal sex’ passage in middle schoolers’ book.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Episode 197: All My Friends Have Meaty…

With your headphones on and pants tight, treat yourself to The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District with entertaining fellas that your mother warned you about. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino.

Burger King introduces Keep It Real Meals after banning 120 artificial ingredients. 

BK celebrity meals with Nelly, LILHUDDY, and Anitta.

If you met someone who has never heard of Weezer and could only pick one song, which Weezer song would you pick?

Arthur missed a 10% Off opportunity.

Brain got ripped off by a funeral home.

If you had to give up meat or cheese for the plant-based alternative, which one would you give up?

Last man on earth.

This Is The Newz.

Rapper Dan Sur has gold chains surgically attached to his head instead of hair.

A Maryland man whose attack on a woman with a semen-filled syringe was caught on camera was sentenced to 10 years.

Lab-grown woolly mammoths could walk the Earth in six years if a geneticist’s new start-up succeeds.

The Great Wall of Vagina.

Spotify’s King of Sleep Music Outstreams Lady Gaga, Somehow

Taco Bell’s New Taco Lover’s Pass Offers 30 Days of Tacos for One Low Price

Cat-astrophe averted as fans catch falling feline using flag at American football game

The Ballet Shoe Stew of 1842

What I Had For Lunch.

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Episode 196: Literally Countless Stars

From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of four dudes in a booth, odd news commentary, and food. Recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.

Double X Quantimino.

Thrice.

Misuse of the word “countless”.

Arthur the Arbiter: Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs and “Never, never share your ramen!”.

Pronounce “incongruous”.

“Damb” in the wild.

Guy in a Coma.

Fitted FUBU Shirt.

Bug chasers.

Open campus.

Quiznos.

The Wes Burrito, custom burrito.

This Is The Newz.

Colombia Navy Seizes $60 Million Worth of Cocaine Found Inside a Semi-Submersible Vessel.

Dog The Bounty Hunter says he thought he had a pass to use the N-word “like Eminem”.

A giant Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot at a Marlins game became nightmare fuel for so many MLB fans.

McDonald’s customer vows to go vegan after finding ‘pig nipple’ in bacon roll.

The Surprisingly Popular Chocolate Bars Made With Blood.

(BNN false start, dog water).

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Excessive dog pee is to blame for traffic light collapse, Japanese police think.

A South Korean university develops a toilet that converts poop to power and pays you for “deposits”.

Evangelion LCL ice cream is real and the new taste of summer in Japan.

Domino’s Pizza Japan apologizes for freaking out Londoner with fish and chips pizza, and offers free pie.

Lawson Japan serves up carbs on carbs with their new French Fry Bread.

More Newz.

A man was arrested on suspicion of stealing more than 700 pieces of women’s underwear from coin laundromats.

Texas man caught trying to smuggle 350 lbs of meat across the border.

Lil Uzi Vert says fans ripped his $24 million diamond out of his forehead.

Tom DeLonge: “The secret to playing fast is masturbating. If you don’t masturbate, you can’t play punk rock!”.

What I Had For Lunch.

Survey Monkey changes its name to Momentive.

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Episode 195: Druthers Brothers

Intergalactic radio giants landed on Earth in a magical place called the Beaded Curtain District in Slam City where they recorded thought-provoking conversations for someone like you.

Double X Quantimino.

Brian McFly attempts to tame his adult language (Spoiler alert: Fail).

Pronounce “Moog”.

“Dill” with it.

Rugrats.

Arthur the Arbiter went to KFC again.

Brown Gravy.

Is cereal a soup?

Which Lucky Charms marshmallow would you keep?

Chuckold Cheese.

An epic debate about what constitutes a sandwich.

This Is The Newz.

Jeff Bezos Dick Rocket Goes on Sale for $69 in Scale Model Form.

Woman who hid 26 kids behind a false wall at daycare is guilty.

Woman Has Made More Than $25,000 Selling Her Farts.

Train crashes into semi-truck with wind turbine blade attached.

How a shady high school football team faked its way onto ESPN.

Florida Man Refuses To Sell Family House Now Swallowed By Massive Development.

Illinois woman arrested for using fake vaccine card to travel to Hawaii.

FTC investigating McDonald’s and why their ice cream machines are “always broken”.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japan’s lap-pillow ear-cleaning salons aren’t just for pervy guys.

Nagoya man driving stolen Lexus RX steals Lexus LX.

Anime masterpiece Akira seemingly banned in Russia due to fears of mentally damaging kids.

The best-looking ramen in Japan? New store creates beautiful noodle bouquets.

Mister Donut becomes Mister Pizza? Japan’s favorite donut chain now sells pizza too.

More Newz.

KFC Japan Releases Recipes for Fried Chicken Ramen.

New Study Shows Hot Dogs Shorten Lives – Ripley’s Believe It or Not!.

Dairy Queen customer urinates at counter after mask dispute on Vancouver Island.

A breathing tube through the butt could be an alternative to mechanical ventilators.

Fired NY credit union employee nukes 21GB of data in revenge.

China bans men it sees as not masculine enough from TV.

Abba delights fans with a new 10-song album and virtual concert.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Episode 194: The Third Pickle

Voted Best Podcast that You Have Never Heard and You Are Missing Out. When someone tells you that you can’t handle it, prove them wrong. This show might not be for you, but you should find out first. Not every listener is a first-time listener, but we strive to keep it that way.

Double X Quantimino.

Blue Knuckles – The Finger King Denied.

The Nearly Perfected Arthur Dood Meal Inspired by Travis Scott.

Tegan and Sara.

Hypothetical Situation: Time Travel Part 2.

The phrase “long in the tooth”.

This Is The Newz.

Woman who claims she is ‘having an affair’ with a chimp was banned from visiting him by zoo staff.

Meet Grace, the ultra-lifelike nurse robot.

The FAA wants to fine a passenger $45,000 for throwing luggage and putting his head up a flight attendant’s skirt.

Flight attendants warned ‘never use duct tape’ after a spate of incidents.

Firefighters discover ‘body in the river’ was a swimmer relaxing.

‘I spent £14k on my new big bum now I can’t sit down – but I have no regrets’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Japanese TV show about women sprinting up hills and panting adds its first-ever male performers.

An Ibaraki woman was arrested for attacking the Olympic torch with a water gun.

Beat the heat with “chilled katsudon,” fried pork cutlet served with rice in ice-cold broth.

Cup Noodle instant ramen topping ice cream is on sale now, Nissin reminds/threatens us.

$100 ramen in Tokyo: Overpriced or totally worth it?

More Newz.

Woman attacked by an alligator says ‘I love him’ and it shouldn’t face any consequences.

Georgia man steals mortuary van, dead body rolls out ahead of police chase.

Lil Nas X calls out the double standard of Tony Hawk’s blood-infused skateboard.

(Mary Steenburgen Bloody Pad)

Hayley Williams is now credited as co-writer on Olivia Rodrigo’s Good 4 U.

The Baby On The Cover Of The Nirvana Album “Nevermind” Is Suing The Estate Of Kurt Cobain For Sexual Exploitation Of Minor.

Reversing A Planned Ban, OnlyFans Will Allow Pornography On Its Site After All.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Episode 193: Future Baristas Time Capsule

Serving you a hot cup of conversations about donuts, nu metal, odd news, and what they had for lunch, your fearless and greasy hosts bring you a show so hot that you’ll feel like the old lady who was scalded by McD’s coffee in the drive-thru. This is a unique collection of segments called Slam City.

Double X Quantimino.

Krispy Kreme Just Unveiled Hershey’s S’mores Donuts That Are Oozing With Marshmallow.

Mentions of Duck Donuts and Voodoo Doughnut.

Double X Quantiminü: If you met someone that never heard music from the genre “nu metal” and you could only show them with one song by one artist, which song would that be?

Arthur picked “Blind” by Korn.

Brain picked “Youth of the Nation” by P.O.D.

Gemini picked “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit.

Burrito picked “Freak on a Leash” by Korn.

Lost Prophets discussion.

True or False?: Awkwafina.

Brian the Professional has mommy issues.

When you become a future barista, what would your signature drink on the specials menu be? Doesn’t have to be a coffee drink but it’s served at an indie coffee house where the cool kids congregate.

“Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba.

This Is The Newz.

A British mom makes jewelry out of her own breast milk.

First ever ‘Taco Bell Defy’ to open in Minnesota.

Hermit crabs are sexually attracted to plastic pollution in the ocean.

Furious Twitter debate starts over how much meat people eat off chicken wings.

Florida woman arrested after ‘lewd’ jail visit with inmate.

Florida man who killed his mother and toddler develops bizarre social media following: ‘Too cute’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

New Licca-chan doll from Japan has unnervingly rapid hair growth.

Three people become first arrested in Japan for posting a 10-minute movie recap on YouTube.

Bury your face in this Pokémon’s butt for the softest, soundest, and weirdest nap ever.

Beautiful cans of cake have become a viral hit in Japan.

More Newz.

Neon Genesis Evangelion comes to Blu-ray for the first time in 11-disc ‘Ultimate Edition’.

A Supercomputer Just Calculated Pi to a Record 62.8 Trillion Digits. So What? — Popular Mechanics.

Nude man stabs second nude man on Seattle sidewalk.

OnlyFans is banning porn, the very thing that made it big.

Pumpkin spice-flavored ramen cup noodles coming this fall.

(Cheesecake Pie Debate)

(Resonating Mushrooms)

Little Caesars Unveils New Pizza and Calzone Hybrid Called the Crazy Calzony.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Episode 192: Whatever of the Year Every Year

Join your part-time friends at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, sing-alongs, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch, The World’s First Quantimino Powered™ Guessing Game.

Double X Quantimino.

Two-digit rule.

T.I.

Plug In and Hate – Annoying Insects: Mosquito Hawks, Cockroaches, Houseflies, Mosquitoes.

Eating bugs.

The Earth is a Big Turtle.

Double X QuantimEMO.

If you met someone that never heard music from the genre “emo” and you could only show them with one song by one artist, which song would that be?

Thursday’s Full Collapse album discussion.

Taking Back Sunday – “Cute Without The ‘E’ (Cut From the Team)”,

Dashboard Confessional – “Vindicated”,

Brand New – “Play Crack the Sky”,

Jimmy Eat World – “Just Watch The Fireworks”,

Jimmy Eat World’s Clarity album discussion.

Emo search engine.

Honorable mention: The Used – “Taste of Ink”.

Double X Quantimino (continued).

Thighs at Wing Bars.

General life advice from Gemini.

Wes Burrito drops off before the Saweetie Meal discussion.

Cutting Crew – “I Just Died In Your Arms”.

Minecraft.

McDonald’s limited time celebrity meals discussion: The Saweetie Meal.

Wes Burrito reviews The Suicide Squad movie.

Starro.

Willem Dafoe.

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: Your friend’s dog swallows one of your AirPods Pro earbuds (retail $249/pair with charging case) because you left it in reach of the curious canine. Recover the ear bud or replace it ($89).

D!ck pizza and ice cream.

This Is The Newz.

PepsiCo and Boston Beer to create alcoholic Mountain Dew drink.

Los Angeles Air Traffic Control Warns ‘Jetpack Guy Is Back’.

An Ankeny man accused of bomb threat over McDonald’s dipping sauce faces a lesser charge.

Woman’s terrible date goes viral after he starts flirting with a waitress.

Man has a nail removed from scrotum after shooting himself with a nail gun.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Starbucks releases 47 new Frappuccinos in Japan, one for every prefecture.

“Raw Pepsi,” the most refreshing flavor ever, is out in Japan, but how does it taste?

Burger King unleashes the Tokyo Teriyaki Tower in Japan.

Mario isn’t number one? Nintendo plumber doesn’t win Super Mario series character popularity poll.

“Conbini warp” is an increasing traffic problem for businesses and authorities across Japan.

More Newz.

Best man was ordered to leave the wedding by the bride after a risky joke in speech backfires.

Pompeii’s fast food joint unearthed in 2019 opens to the public.

Aerosol cans cleaned up after a semi explosion in Big Cabin.

New Penelope Cruz film poster showing leaking nipple censored online.

What I Had For Lunch.

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